An/ i wont admit that this is a mess.

im just a weird fella

54.

By: janahjean

Let's be honest here, being trained by Batman means you are the best and brightest. It took Bruce a month before he notice something off with Jason. You have to forgive him though, Bruce might have caught it earlier on except,well, Jason rarely visit his siblings and foster dad at home.

He saw the oddness in the corner of his eyes and dismiss it as Red Hood climb up on the gurney to tease Tim who was on the opposite gurney looking frumpy as he got nick by a gangster on the skin of his forearms.

Alfred was stitching the third robin wound close.

Did Bruce actually saw Jason sink a few inches before he sat down? He shook his head and resume begging at Damian to come home and not stay with Dick's apartment in Bludhaven a week now.

Tim tried to tap with one hand the tablet to file up his report for tonight and forget all about it when Jason decided to grab it.

Bruce ended the call and run towards the two before it will escalate into a fight.

(S)

It was Dick who discover the secret.

He was shameful on how he discover it still a week afterward.

Five days after Tim got into trouble and have to be restitched, Jason actually come to him to tell him to surrender Dami to his father.

Batman needs a robin. And Jason and Tim could see Batman trying to spiral down to darkness with no red,green and yellow little child to light his way.

Actually, Dick understand the situation but despite his well intention, Jason have an irritating,provoking manner of getting his meaning across.

They were on one of the rooftops of an apartment in Bludhaven at 2 am. Nightwing had just turn his back at Red Hood for a second so when he turn back, he was surprise to see Red Hood already seeming to be ankle deep on the floor.

"Wha-" Dick said intelligently enough.

"Go on Dick don't mind me as the earth swallowed me up. It will at least let me get away from your talk." Jason half snarled half smirk letting himself fall a few more inches.

He must have severely underestimated Dick's capacity of sibling love because he didn't expect the eldest to actually grab him by his jacket and singlehandedly *yanked* him out of the quagmire

"Jay. Goddamn you. Don't...Never...why?" Dick half-sobbed, half-snarled as he press the beefier, taller and younger man to his chest. "What is goin on?!"

Dick looked scared. Something that rarely happens considering he is a bat. Any thought for the two to just laugh this off as insignificant and typical with a life as a bat perished from Jay's head. If Dick is scared, Jason started to think he should be scared as well.

Of course. Bruce was told. Jason was kind of pissed that he got Bruce undivided attention instead of the gifts he brought with him- both D's. He had them come home. Can he get back to his apartment now?

"Jesh." He huffed watching Bruce use an old spygmomether to take in his blood pressure. Can he get any more ancient?

He was sorry he asked later when Alfred shoved a mercury filled thermometer in his armpit.

"What is with this ancient tech?" He whined as he look at the crowd- his brothers.

Tim who was chewing on a peppermint lolipop said between licks. "In case your cause is magic. Modern tech doesn't do well with archaic magic."

"Suck." Damian commanded as he shove a lolipop as well into Jay's mouth.

"How long Jay?" Dick asked quietly as he grab the clipboard immediately as soon as Bruce filed his report.

Jason sighed. He look faraway before he admitted,"two months?"

Bruce sucked in a harsh breathe. He look dismayed and sad.

"What happen if you fall asleep?" Tim cocked his head on one side.

Jason found himself blushing as he got to sleep on top of a robin pile and one Bat in Bruce's room in an impromptou sleepover.

(But he was able to sleep well that night after several weeks)

(S)

"what is this?!" Jason demanded as he put on his seatbelt as Batman began to launch the Bat version of a multi seat jetplane into the air.

"Some kind of field trip?" He snarked as he twist to glare at Dick and Damian who were playing a game of cards behind him.

Batman answered monotonously, "They wanted to see you get well, Jay."

Zatanna hugged Batman fondly before Bruce impatiently told her about the problem.

"Oh dear." Zatanna paled. "Death has come to collect her son."

Zatanna moved them with a spell to somewhere more private than her room at the back of the stage in Las Vegas.

"Explain!" Batman barked as soon as they were safe from eavesdrop.

"It is how it is. Jason should not even be alive. Somehow Death is finally catching up to this fact and wants him back." Zatanna said matter of fact while she starts to pick up some ancient tomes in the shelves.

"Now," she continued as stack three hardcovers in Batman's arm. "Death might called him home but you always were his first and as a father, i hope you can find your answer there and good luck."

"Thank you." Batman said hoarsely with as much appreciation and hope in his voice.

"You have lovely kids, Bruce. You have done Earth much good. As rewards, I hope you keep 'em all." Zatanna said fiercely watching Tim and Dick looked pissed for losing a bet as Jason chortled victoriously while singlehandedly raising a heavy lift in one hand.

Damian dropped a wand which he was studying at and he and Tim tried to tugged Jason off the sinking floor three seconds later. Dick was laughing his head off in the background.

(S)

Tim ignore Dick, who could no longer pretend to be still working on the books, dropped his head on the table and didnt even wake up to yelp in pain.

Tim looked up from reading the book to see who else is up reading and researching for the cure.

Jason remain bored-looking as he support his chin with one hand as he left thru the pages in one book without breaking from the monotonous 2 minutes page turning.

Bruce equally fortified from Tim's brew of coffee and red bull mix drink was looking thru his notes with a reading glass on the tip of his nose.

They all looked up in alarm when the red capes came with a flutter of the breeze.

"What the-?" Tim looked furious when he find himself dress on his pajama barely a minute later and trapped in his room. He give up and went to bed when Kon used his body to block the door.

Jason just conked out and was snoring soon on Bizarro's shoulder as he was also carried in his old room in the manor. Bizarro was singing him a lullaby.

Bruce was not easily thwarted as he and Clark had a pillow fight in the master's bedroom.

"Mission complete." Jon Kent murmured when finally Clark succeeded in knocking Bruce to oblivion. He stopped looking with his xray vision to give Dami a sunny smile in the assasin's room.

"Good." Damian slide out of bed feeling refreshed at his nap. "It's you and I turn now to work on the solution with fresh mind. Follow me, Kent!"

Damian give a passing node at Kara who was carrying Dick towards his room. Jon peacefully and contentedly follow his captain's lead towards the batcave.

(S)

Dick slide a $5 bills across the bar and give Deadpool a sunny smile. "This, for your immortality?"

Barely a minute later, Dick was thrown head first out of the bar.

Noone was surprised at his lack of success. Except maybe Dick

Turns out maybe just maybe Jason could continue to walk this Earth if only the genuine immortal could share their secret.

Damian have to scream his impotent rage at his pillow in his room at his grandfather's house when his long trek prove worthless as his grandfather had done some reconstruction at the Lazarus pit. The pit is an end.

All the robins were scattered in the four wind and Tim somehow ended up in the Marvel's universe as well seeking an answer.

"Okey thank you," he said politely when talking to Stan Lee held no solution. He calmly step into the portal after allowing Loki who was frothing in the mouth to passed by him.

Batman have the worst job of them all as he keep trying to grab Jason back to solid floor after the poor kid wish the earth would swallow him up with all the dad's jokes, Batman was updating him thru.

Jason could see the strain and frayed nerves that nip at the batfam's heel just three weeks after his confession. He love them so much that one day, he left them.

He dig open the grave that he was buried barely five years ago. And jumped in wearing his very best formal attire. He discover that he had grown and the space was too cramp as he lied down on a tarpaulin sheet beneath him.

He close his eyes.

Ten minutes later, he opened then when he feel a shadow right above him.

"Kid, go home." Deadpool said long suffering. "Me and Lady Death got talking and you're free now."

Jason let himself be pulled up by the merc with the mouth and his jaw dropped seeing his brothers and father and a-and Alfred waiting for him in front of their bikes and car.

Five minutes later, Jason and Bruce were back into each other faces screaming.

Heck.

-the end-

After seeing how well Bizzaro worked well with Artemis and Jason todd in fanarts, i just couldnt pic him as evil anymore.

09042017

So,my cousin GGP bought me some canned goods. I still dont know how to think of that. Except thanks?

Rain late at night

Tto lipids was here wit his black sheep(s)

09052017

Brief Blackout this am

Also my bitch of a mom made it hard for me to have faucet watter running upstair because she left the faucet water running downstair. Thus making it difficult for me to have a peace of mind i cant even sleep nor stay put in one place and meditate because i have to check and turn off the water downstair every 15 minutes. That vitch is drivin me crazy.

Rain this eve. All day darkcloud.

Finally done publishing with all the backlogs of draft in wattys. Wew.