A Wolf's Worst Creation (4)

"What are we going to do?" Stacy asked as Humphrey paced around. The rest had scared looks on their faces.

"I don't know…" Humphrey said.

"Well, first, you can pick up my head!" Aaron's head exclaimed as his body wandered to find it. "Over here you idiot!" He yelled at the body.

"This is a hoax. Your head is not ripped off." Kate said huffing.

"Yes it is! My head is here and my body is over there. Figure it out!"

"Aaron!" Humphrey interrupted their little quarrel. "You have to fix this."

"How? I'm beheaded."

"Well, I would help you but not until how to stop this creature before it does any damage." Humphrey said folding his arms.

"Why can't you help me? I do all this stuff for you and…Oh! You're blackmailing me. Shit!"

"That's not helpful to us…"

"You said that this was my best invention yet. I'm not going to help." As he finished, his body found his head. "Finally!" When he put back on his head, there was something…off. "Why am I looking at my tail?"

"Ha! You're head is on backwards!" Garth laughed. Aaron saw it. His head was backwards!

"Now will you help us stop it?" Kate asked. Aaron sighed.

"Fine! What he said in Latin was basically an error message which means that one of us told him something personal and he would go berserk."

"Why would you put something like that in his brain-thingy?" Lilly asked.

"It was left over data. But anyway, I had a backup plan for this. I put a reset and command chip in his brain."

"So, what does that mean?" Garth asked.

"I'm getting to that. It's just hard to talk with my head backwards." He turned around so his head was facing them and his body the other way.

"The reset and command chip allows you to reset the machine and make another objective."

"So, all we need to do is find it and reset him." Kate said.

"Exactly."

"How do we do it without getting harmed?"

"Well, I gave it human characteristics and feelings."

"Yeah, so?"

"That mean he can do all the stuff a human can do that wolves cant like drinking." They gave him confused looks.

"You mean to tell us that he's a drinker?" Stacy asked.

"Of alcohol?" Humphrey asked.

"Yep."

"Okay, then let's get someone drunk."

"But that's the only problem. The place that we can get alcohol is in the store about a mile from here where the guy does not like trespasser."

"We still need to do it. Come on!" and with that, they left.