YAY! Third chapter. I DO NOT own Skulduggery Pleasant. Sorry, wish I did.
The door slammed shut. An angry Valkyrie Cain stalked in, and headed into the kitchen. She opened the cabinet door, and fished through the food. She sighed incontendedly, and slammed it. Valkyrie grumbled unhappily, pulled out an energy drink, and sat down, drinking her Vault. Why she has it, she doesn't know.
Val took a sip, thought a minute, then turned on the radio."Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven came on. Luckily for Valkyrie, it had just begun. She smiled to herself, and began singing to the words extremely loudly.
The front door creaked open, and Fletcher walked in with a blonde girl following him. He seemed unaware of her.
"Hey Fletch." I told him. He looked up.
"Val! Hi." he said.
"Checke." I said, lifting my head up. He turned around, screamed like a girl, and jumped back.
The girl behind him had line green eyes and heavy black eyeliner. She was wearing what seemed to be protective skinny jeans, a black teeshirt, a black leather jacket, and knee- high leathers. She stepped forward and stuck out her hand.
"Adrasdos Dark, the 24th. Um, Valkyrie Cain, isnt it?" she asked. Val took her hand, and shook it.
"Yeah, now I ask: why are you in my house?" Valkyrie asked.
"Lost bet. Who could cut down a tree with a pocket knife faster. It was a red wood. I, unfortunately, lost. I got lucky that I wasn't chained to him, instead" she sneered. Val laughed.
"you have no idea. I was changed to Sanguine, once" Val shuddered. Adrasdos cackled.
" what? The guy who talks like he's southern. Howdy yall. Ima workin' for Batu. I'm back to get you Cain hahaha." she mimicked Billy-Ray perfectly.
There was the clicking of a gun sound, and there was a gun pressed to the back of her head. I guess she DID sound like him for a minute.
"Dont move." Skulduggery threatened. Adrasdos' eyes widened. "Adrasdos, you're under arrest." he said. She turned around.
"What for?" she asked.
"Being Billy-Ray Sanguine's daughter. Duh." Skulduggery said. He grabbed her arm."And messing with the space- time continuum. Val is 12, not 15 yet. Sorry. Good bye." and with that, everything went dark.
3 years later...
There was screaming in the hall, and a cell door was open. A protesting Valkyrie Cain was shoved into it.
"Crux! Fletcher will get you for this! I swear take off these damn cuffs, then go die in a hole!" she yelled.
In the faint light, I saw her huff, and sit on the bag, massaging her ankle. I chuckled, and she gasped, turning towards me.
"A... Adrasdos?" she asked.
"In the flesh. Figuratively speakin' o course." I mumbled. She laughed, then went silent." Three years ago... How did you know about Batu? He.. Just did it. How did you know?"
Adrasdos smiled despite of herself.
"I read the Skulduggery Pleasant series. Now let's get out of this bloody place."
_Thank you all for reading! I did a little dance when I read my first comment. And if you haven't guessed my first songfic, it was Keith urban: Only you could love me this way. Sorry for spelling mistakes, and please submit a review!
~Adrasdos24
