Chapter 16! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but yano, that's just life. Sorry for all the spelling mistakes. I also realized that most of you writers are Irish or British. Which sucks, because the 4th and 5th books haven't been released in America. Yet. Though, I AM 90%. So. Ok, here.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR BOOK. THOSE ARE DEREK'S.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie were sitting on couches in Gordon's house. Valkyrie was reading a dictionary, and Skulduggery was meditating. There was suddenly a knock on the door, and Valkyrie looked up, and got off the couch.

She looked out the window, so see Dusk. She threw the book at Skulduggery, to wake him up. The corner of the book glanced off his skull, and flew across the room. he suddenly looked up.

"Tell me, dear Valkyrie, was that really necessary?" he scolded.

"Yes, it was bloody necessary. We got a damn vampire on our front porch. Get up." She snapped. he scrambled to his feet, and pulled out his revolver. As they were walking to the door, Skulduggery made small conversation.

"So, what were you reading earlier?" he asked.

"how'd you know" Val questioned.

"Well, you're never that quiet. So, it was the only way I could meditate. The silence."

he ducked as Valkyrie swung a punch at him. he opened the door, to see Dusk leaning against the doorframe. He was carrying a parcel.

"I was told to give this to you." he said, extending the package.

"Why." was all Valkyrie said. Not a question, nor an answer. Dusk shrugged.

"We have all day..." Dusk trailed off. Val's arm snapped out, and snatched the package from Dusk's grip. Dusk nodded, and looked as if he wanted to rip Valkyrie into little pieces, but reluctantly turned down the path, and walked off.

Once he was gone, Skulduggery spoke.

"What a peculiar meeting."

"Where'd you get that?" Valkyrie sarcastically mused.

"My fantastic mind."

"You're hypothetical one, right?"

"Hush now child." Val smirked, as she sat back on the couch, with the parcel in her lap. She stared at its tan- brown paper.

"Go on then." Skulduggery ushered. Val stared at it a second longer, then tore the brown paper. Inside, were 6 books stacked on each other.

She rummaged through them, while Skulduggery sat, anticipating, across the room.

"Well?"

"Um, well, it says The Skulduggery Pleasant series: The Scepter of the Ancients

The Skulduggery Pleasant series: Playing with Fire,

The Skulduggery Pleasant series: The Faceless Ones,

The Skulduggery Pleasant series: Dark Days,

The Skulduggery Pleasant series: Mortal Coil,

How to speak Chinese, written in Chinese."

"That's lovely, that is." Valkyrie finally said.

"Tis. sounds like all of our adventures. NAMED AFTER MOI." Skulduggery boasted.

"That is all too true. Though, if this is published, then there is two problems, one, someone has been following us around, and two, magic has just been told to the world."

Skulduggery paused.

"Who was it written by?"

"Derek Landy." Valkyrie replied.

"Read it, then, and see if it a problem." he said. Valkyrie sighed, and picked up The Scepter of the Ancients.

"Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone- not least himself..."

A Couple of hours later...

"Alright, well it's settled, this needs to be stopped. First, let's see the website!" Skulduggery chorused. Valkyrie rolled her eyes, and headed to the computer and typed in Skulduggery . it came up, and they clicked on it.

"Let's see the U.S. then U.K. just to see." Valkyrie clicked on the U.S., and clicked on the video. they watched the first few seconds, then Valkyrie burst out laughing. She actually fell out of her chair.

"What the hell am I doing? Some odd hip-swaying thing! That's not even attractive!" Skulduggery shouted, running to the door.

Val sent a text to Fletcher, Tanith, and Ghastly telling them to come. A few seconds later, they all popped in there, and Val re-played it.

Fletcher guffawed, Tanith was crying in laughter, and Ghastly was chuckling, while the 'great' Skulduggery Pleasant leaned against the doorframe, with a look of shock across his face, if that was even possible.

"LET'S WATCH THE INTERVIEW!" Tanith volunteered. And they did.

"Really, Skulduggery. it was THAT embarrassing? I love your hats!" Valkyrie scolded.

"That is someone else, probably mimicking me. Pah!" and he stalked out of the room.

"Now let's see the U.K and New Zealand!"Ghastly shouted. There was a chorus of replies.

A while later...

"Oi!"Valkyrie shouted, standing up. She had been laughing so hard, she fell back on the wall, and bumped her head.

"I'd be lovely if they had a Facebook page..." She began.

Hope you enjoyed it! here are the addresses...

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I don't' own them! ha-ha it was funny!

~Adrasdos Dark, the 24th.