Just read back through the chapters and found myself cracking up…god…Too much cussing and…er…..other things XD but I guess that's what it's like in SouthPark.

Sorry about the really slow update, but here you go :3

After getting cleaned up, Stan and Kyle decided that they were ready to face their friends, and Wendy. The way back was filled with nerves and silence, even slight realisation. Stan hadn't thought about it but he had cheated on his girlfriend, something he said he would never ever do in his life.

"What's wrong" Kyle asked abruptly, crossing his arms over his chest. He would be agitated if he said nothing.

"It's….just that…I really really like you Kyle, and…I just want to know that you can be serious about us. I mean I did just cheat on Wendy for you." He blurted a nervous twitch in his hand. He couldn't even look the red head in the face.

"Why…Why would you even ask that Stan" Kyle stopped in his tracks, wavy bangs falling over his emerald eyes. Turning on his heels, Stan sighed, knowing that his boyfriend wouldn't like it but had to hear it.

"Kyle, I didn't judge your commitment to me, I was just simply asking if you really are sure that you want to be with me. Just so we don't end up destroying our friendship." The raven pleaded. Trying to make him understand. Of course Kyle completely understood but had a logical argument to the point. But decided to let it go this time, he didn't want a fight.

"I'm completely in love with you Stanley Marsh. I would do anything to prove that." Kyle planted a passionate kiss onto the others lips, eyes widening in surprise. After a few moments Stan wrapped his arms around Kyle's waist, holding on tightly to his beautiful lover.

"Butters? Hun?" Kenny began as his ran his index finger down the slope of the other males nose, receiving a cute animalistic noise which made Kenny giggle.

"Five more minutes…" Butters snuggled into the other blond as much as he could without suffocating him. OF course Kenny agreed to the extra time together.

"Okay Ky, calm down" Stan began, gripping his friend's shoulders in attempt to calm him down.

"But she'll be all over you and-" Kyle, stopped as Stan threw his hand over the others mouth, trying to make him listen for once.

"I promise that it'll just be kisses, nothing else okay. And I'll try to avoid her as much as I can." Stan comforted the agitated red head, laying a reassuring kiss on his forehead before heading into the camping area.

"Shut up Craig, that's bull shit." Cartman scoffed as he Tweek and Craig sat by the lightly burning ashes of a previous fire.

"This is why no one talks to you at school you know Cartman…just because it happens to someone other than you doesn't mean it's a lie." Craig spoke in a nasally tone, gripping Tweek's waist in a protective manner.

"Yeah, well whatever I'm going to find something better to do than hang around with a pair of fags." Lifting himself of the floor, Cartman stretched and headed around the camp, finding something fun to do.

"GAH, H-He's so-" Tweek began.

"Retarded? Racist? Fat?" Craig ended, both laughing together as they watched him walk away.

As she exited her tent, Wendy saw him, the one person she needed to speak too. Cartman. She hid her tears and replaced it with a smirking grin, running over to the boy.

"Cartman!" She yelled, waving frantically. Her smile as fake as plastic.

"Oh hey ho. What's up" Cartman was taken aback by the enthusiastic greeting, his smile cheerful for once. Just what he needed, a hot girl after a boring start to the day.

"Can, can we talk?" Cartman agreed, him and Wendy finding a more secluded area of the wood to talk in. She told him about Kyle and Kenny first and the picture she had taken, then about what she saw in the forest. There were few tears as he main focus was a sweet revenge.

"Ah, well Wendy, you've come to the right person." They both smirked.

Stan and Kyle arrived at the camp, expecting a raging Wendy and a worried Kenny, instead he found no one. Not even Craig. That was until a muffle was heard from the nearest tent to the right of them.

"Hmm…Isn't that Kenny's tent? Wait…." Stan smiled at Kyle, grabbing his hand, knowing there was no one around to see them. Kyle was protesting as usual, but somehow was dragged by Stan, literally.

".Wait Stan!" He whispered loudly, trying to prevent his boyfriend from the embarrassment they were both about to receive. Unzipping the tent fast, he heard a voice which wasn't Kenny's. It was Butters'.

"Where is my underwear?" They heard the shy blond squeal and Kenny reply with a chuckle.

"Go away if you're Cartman, proceed if you're Stan." Shrugging, the boys peeked their heads into the tent, Stan's huge grin spreading across his face. Kyle just rolled his eyes, he and Kenny were such perverts.

Luckily Kenny was half dressed, his pants on with his belt undone. But Butters on the other hand was only wearing a loose t-shirt, one of Kenny's assumingly, which clung loosely to his body.

"G'mornin Stan. Kyle" The dirty blond grinned, his hand reaching up to run his sleek fingers through his tangled locks. 'Looks like someone had fun' Kyle thought mischievously.

"So where did you two disappear off to last night? Wendy was looking everywhere for you." He spoke as if he hadn't been there when Wendy saw the two together; he knew it wasn't his place to judge.

"Nowhere special, just away for some bro time. Right Ky." The raven nudged his friend, receiving his attention.

"Oh…yeah…right…" Kyle agreed, something big playing on his mind.

"Okay Wendy. Just act like nothing has happened. Get close to him, make the Jew a jealous mess. And trust me he gets jealous easy." Cartman snickered acting like he was in 4th grade once again. "You know how fucking Jews are greedy with their possessions." Wendy nodded, their plan about to be put into some serious action.

"So then me and Butters-" Kenny was interrupted by the small blond, his eyes sending daggers to the other. The dirty blond knew when he was defeated. Telling Stan he would most defiantly tell him later.

"Butters. What was it like?" Kyle asked shyly, eyes averting from the blonds. "I mean does it…feel good…hurt?" Butters could only smile seeing this side of Kyle, of course Kenny hadn't told him of the news earlier today so he had no idea why Kyle wanted to know the gory details.

"It hurt at first, but the pleasure defiantly outweighs the pain. Plus being with Kenny gave me the extra push to let him…you know…..do me." The vulgar term made Kyle chuckle, Butters saying 'do me' he could imagine how much Kenny must have gotten off on that.

Stan was now sat in silence next to Kenny, watching his boyfriend giggling and being cute. That was until he felt a heavy weight on his back and a giggle in his ear.

"Hey Stan" Then a kiss on the cheek, it was Wendy and she seemed pretty upbeat. Stan didn't want to smile, but for the act he let a small one caress his lips. Still watching the red head.

"Hey Wendy. How are you?" Asking in a monotone, causing Wendy to let go, she could see his gaze. It was on Kyle. She needed to take Stan away from him. Now.

"I'm great actually! Just one thing." She stood in his gaze, receiving a slight growl from his throat but a smile still on his face.

"And that is?" He asked, shoving his hands deep into his pockets.

"My tent….it needs fixing" She plastered another fake smile on her lips, and Stan fell for it, taking off with his girlfriend whilst Kyle watched them walk away pondering…

Was Stan using him for pleasure? That's what his mind asking him.

Thanks for reading. Sorry for the grammar mistakes and such, I'm just pretty tight on a schedule and really have to get everything done quickly!

Sorry if it's short too! R&R 3