Chapter one up! YAAAAAAYY

Oh, and when they call Anju, An, it's pronounced Ahn or ON. Just a lettin' ya know.

Boy Talk

What would you say if you were suddenly dragged to Lanayru Desserts against your will?

Well, I said, "What do you want this time?"

Yep. This wouldn't be the first time Nabooru and Anju brought me here.

"Boy talk!" Nabooru cheered. "It's been forever since we've gone boy scoping."

I sighed. "You're so boy crazy, Boo."

"Of course she is," Anju said. "It has been long since we've done this."

I rolled my eyes. "Alright then. Boo, you pick the first guy."

Nabooru looked around. "Hmm... the waiter at table four."

He was a tall guy, probably in his twenties, with brown hair and kind brown eyes. "I'd give him a seven," I said.

Nabooru nodded. "I say eight and a half. An?"

Anju paused. "Five."

"Five?" Nabooru exclaimed. "He's at least a six!"

"Sorry, I only have eyes for Kafei," Anju said, calmly.

"Fine. You next, Zellie," Nabooru said, nudging me and taking a bite out of my sundae.

I looked around when a chef caught my eye. "The chef over there. The one bringing out the special order."

Nabooru found him and laughed. "He's a three."

Anju nodded. "Definitely a three."

"Yeah, I guess. An?"

Anju looked around for a long time. It always takes Anju a long time when boy scoping.

"Zelda will like this one," she said, smirking. "Waiter at table ten."

I looked over. Link Inoue.

Nabooru squealed. "Out of ten, he's a two hundred!"

"Definitely," Anju said grinning.

"I think he's a negative six," I grumbled.

"Oh, c'mon, Jellie Bean, you know he looks good."

Well, yes. He did look good. Perfect blonde hair that was currently tied up in a small pony tail. He was tall and had broad shoulders. And his eyes, by gods, his eyes were blue. Unbelievably blue. He had icy blue eyes that were his and his alone. I've never seen eyes like his before.

But it was his personality I hated. He was sarcastic, crude, and just plain annoying. He surpassed me in everything. If he had run for president, he would have won in a land slide. He lives to annoy me.

I rolled my eyes at her. "Good looking, maybe. But I still hate him."

"Sure, Zelda. You like him."

"Do not!"

Nabooru laughed. "So, sleepover tonight. Whose room?"

"Let's go to yours, Zelda," Anju suggested.

"Why? Your room is bigger."

"Hello? Your room is right next to you-know-who!"

I rolled my eyes. "Your point is?"

"Boxer raid!" Nabooru shouted. I felt every eye in the room fly to us. I sank down in my seat, hoping that no one saw me with her. "Er... I said boxing ring! I just love that boxing!" She flailed her arms around, trying to make it look like she was boxing. Everyone laughed and she sat back down, her face red.

"Nice job, Boo," I laughed.

"Very nice." Oh great. Him.

"Hey, Link!" Nabooru said, cheerfully.

He nodded. "So, boxer raid tonight?" he asked smirking.

Nabooru shook her head. "Boxing. We're in the boxing ring tonight."

Link laughed and shook his head. "Well if any of my guys are missing underwear, I know who to ask."

Anju laughed, too. "Oh, can I get another chocolate cake?"

Link brought out his little notebook. "Which one?"

"Surprise me."

He nodded and turned to Nabooru. "Miss Boo?"

Nabooru giggled. "I want a Berry Berry Parfait with a mountain of whipped cream on top."

He nodded again and wore a smirk that seemed to be reserved for me. "Princess Zelda?"

"Vanilla sundae," I grumbled.

"Anything special you want on it?"

"Extra hot fudge, and cherries."

"Alright, I'll have it here in a few minutes. I expect an extra large tip from you ladies," he said. He winked and walked away.

Nabooru sighed and practically melted onto the table. "He is so hot!"

"You see him every day, Boo," I mumbled.

"So?"

"She's right, Nabooru," Anju said. "And besides, you've been out with him a couple times haven't you?"

I was shocked at this. A weird feeling I classified as disgust seemed to swirl around my insides. "You have?"

"Oh, yeah, didn't I tell you? I asked him out a couple times. Nothing serious. We went out with a couple of his friends."

"No, you didn't tell me. Is that why he's calling you Miss Boo?"

She shrugged. "I don't know, and I don't really care. But despite how friggen sexy he is, I think I'm in love!"

I choked on the last of my sundae. Even Anju looked surprised. "With who?" she asked.

"Okay, I was on my chat site, like always, just talking to a couple of my internet friends, when one of my friends had me talk to this other guy. Turns out he goes to the Academy."

"Boo, you don't even know if this guy is all he's cracked up to be. He could be really ugly," I said.

Anju nodded. "Or mean."

"He's not mean. And I don't care if he's ugly. He's the sweetest, funniest, most thoughtful guy ever!"

I sighed. "Just letting you know, if you end up crying over him, he's losing his balls."

"Zelda!"

"Eyeballs."

We laughed. "What's so funny, girls?" Link asked as he gave us each our orders.

"Nothing," we said at the same time.

We finished our sweets and left. Nabooru went to the market to buy stuff for the sleepover later, and Anju stopped at the mayor's office to see Kafei. Me? I went to the library. Bad choice.

Link was sitting where I always sat, reading a book I've wanted to read. He saw me, put on that damn smirk, and said, "Hey."

This was so fun to write. Link's not too indifferent in this. He has friends, but none that really know him. He's known for his looks, but not many girls approach him like Nabooru did.

My god it was so fun writing Nabooru. She's already on of my favorite characters.

Anju seems boring, but trust me, she becomes awesome. Nyeeeehh...

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