magicdemi-god223; I shall
Slyshindi; I'm glad I managed to explain the idea well enough
lightningkid333; He technically has a hunter like immortality
DalekDavros; Don't worry, I have plans
Anyway, based off the responses, I will do the summerization (To be fare, if I do any book reading, I might do Umbridge getting Sorceror's stone from the devil to try and show Harry's a liar, get proven wrong, and taken to hell, where she belongs. If I do do that, Luna may be the devil for the sheer amusement of it)
A few days later
The books that Theron had obtained from Prometheus were read and thus observed, for the children were always curious about Percy's past...
But of course, while it was perhaps the most accurate
"Why did we even have to read them!" Percy whined, who appeared to have been fried and had a pair of rabbit ears that would not go away easily.
Though to be fare, the girls did have several 'I went too far' looks.
"Oh come on dad, the books were interesting" Shannon nodded "Your descriptions were quite detailed"
Theron chuckled "Trailer park cherub!"
Kenyatta smiled to himself, he admired what he heard of Beckendorf during the book.
"Leroy...Dad who names anyone Leroy anyway, let alone giant monsters trapped in volcanoes" Zaria groaned
"Dad, Camp Jupiter sounds awesome! Roadtrip?"
"No Billie" Albert replied "That place does not sound fun. Camp Half Blood is much better"
"You know dad, I can't help but think you have an odd tact for ticking off gods" Raquel frowned.
Nilma giggled in response "Though the Minnie-tour was really scarey"
How she managed to make that, monster of monsters, seem cute was beyond him...must be the power of children.
Several of his other children (Who the author has yet to name or choose to even mention), also commented on the story, all positively, as did the wives.
To be fair, most of the time it went well...the point with Calypso was reason he looked like a fried rabbit. Honestly, you think the fact that the island's forests were filled with nymphs, several of them who were rather attractive, yet he never 'chased' one of them like his father, uncles or many half brother in laws would.
He could have sworn he saw Artemis contact Hermes for advice on how to keep Calypso away...really?
9 Wives were terrifying enough, he didn't need a 10th wife who was the daughter of the Titan's most powerful warrior.
Sure, they were loving, hot, and great companions, but they were very easily made jealous, prone to violence and, as he had said many times, could think of a hundred ways to defeat him while he would have no desire to hurt them to avoid being harmed.
To even suggest a 10th wife...unless one washed up on shore or something would be more dumb than poking Typhon with a nuclear missile.
He wanted to live! He wanted to see grandchildren, how many grand grand ...insert many grands children he might have, and father who knows how many kids (It wasn't his call then anyway)
However, late at night, we find Percy in bed with Artemis and Annabeth, but not doing anything rated M. Also deviating from normal, was Thalia's presence, all of them looking grim.
Three of the books were on the nearby nightstand, under the silver lamp engraved with owls, horses and deer (He never knew where they got it), the top being The Red Pyramid.
"Okay...Egyptian gods officially make you guys seem sane...and somewhat normal!" Percy noted to Artemis, said goddess was looking at Percy like he just belched.
"I take that as an insult...like you just told me I'm faster than rock, cuter than a Thorny Devil, cleaner shaven than Hephaestus..."
"Girls shave?"
They all gave him withering looks, before Annabeth wrapped an arm around him with a seductive smirk "Of course we do, Percy? Why do you think we have such smooth arms?"
"Um, Annabeth, you can have your fun later...Egyptian gods now?" Thalia prompted as Artemis spoke her opinion, with a worried look.
"Something about this bothers me" She began.
"I know you don't get along with them that much" Percy noted with a smile "Your like a wolf around that cat goddess" he avoided using dog for obvious reasons.
"No...its Aphophis" the lamp's light briefly flicked as she said its name.
"Weird...Aphophis" flicker
"Aphophis" flicker
"Aphophis" flicker
"Aphophis" flicker
"Aphophis" flicker
"Aphophis" flicker
ADHD, got to love it (A/N) Particularly for the author to write humor, no?)
"Stop that Percy, its annoying" Annabeth frowned as she stopped.
"Well Kronos and Gaea don't have that sort of effect...Hitler, Ripper, Herostratus, Nero, Madoff, Bush, Hussein..."
"Percy..." Thalia began, irritated at his antics.
"Nixon, Stalin, Hades' undergarments, Alecto, Tobi, Madara, Orochimaru, Sasuke, Mojo Jojo, Jimmy Neutron's dad, Wal Mart, Tim Hortons, Digimon, Apollo..."
"Where are you even getting this from?" Annabeth muttered
"Umbridge, Voldemort, Galbatorix, Darkseid, Vilgax, Starbucks, Led Luthor, Abercrombie and Filch, Rock of Kuthian, McDonalds, Justin Beiber" flicker. Interesting...
"Don't even think about it" Artemis glared at him "There's a reason you never here about him anymore"
Percy briefly wondered what she did to the missing child star...but decided he didn't want to know.
"But, as I was saying, we knew about that snake, and we did know how dangerous it was. Helios was particularly afraid of it, for good reasons really. I think he and Ra were drinking buddies or something, I never asked. Anyway, he had several tests done, and the snake's prison was too strong. It shouldn't have broken when it did...it was more of a year 3000 sort of thing for its breakage.
"So, it got out about 900 years early?" Annabeth noted, with a tone of voice as if she was about to discover something unpleasant.
"And the year the thing got out...in fact the year when the Egyptian gods got out..." Percy began as Artemis cringed.
"This can't be a coincidence...Theron said Prometheus had it planned...but what good letting out a sun eating monster snake that could eat Typhon and Kronos for breakfast would cause, I don't know" Percy shook his head.
"Perhaps he wanted to revive the Egyptian Gods and cause a House of Life Renaissance?" Thalia offered.
"Still, what would that do, unless he wants to get wrapped up in those ribbon things" Percy noted, before he noticed Artemis grimace.
"Okay...a tad insensitive there..."
"No, I've just seen them used, and its not something I want to see again" Artemis shivered. "Not even that hammer using barbarian deserved..."
"Hammer...isn't that Thor?" Annabeth caught Artemis mention the name of the Norse god, as Percy's eye twitched.
"NORSE GODS! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS BLUE AND EDIBLE, HOW MANY OTHER PANTHEONS EXIST!"
Artemis shrugged nervously "I have no idea...I never counted...at least a dozen others"
"A dozen, other pantheons?"
"Norse, Celtic, Inuit, Chinese, Shinto...I think those are some of them, with others."
"Okay...and let me guess, if one of them popped up you'd probably attack them?"
"There are reasons pantheons aren't supposed to meet, Percy"
Percy was silent for a moment..."WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE NORMAL!"
"Because normal isn't nearly as fun" Annabeth grinned in a way that would have made Aphrodite feel inferior, as Thalia got up.
"I'm out of here...have fun"
Percy then noticed that the two of them had looks that said 'We're going to get you back for your jokes earlier'.
"HELP!"
Thalia had an equally evil grin "Oh, look at the time, goodbye!"
She closed the door, as sounds that sounded like something between making love, and ripping fabric, was heard.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Thalia chuckled as Percy had his 'fun'...at least she was pretty sure he was not really screaming in terror.
Olympus
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE OTHER PANTHEONS ARE MOBILIZING!" Zeus roared in utter disbelief as the Satyr nearly wet his shag carpet pants (As Percy once called it)
"Um...I was in Alaska...nature work, and the Eskimo gods were acting up...they seem to be mobilizing. I also smelled some sandy scent..."
"Egypt" Ares growled
"And I could have sworn I saw a giant fox with a ton of tails in Manitoba on the way back here"
"And a Yokai fox too..." That was at least implying the Japanese and Inuit were joining the Egyptians.
This could become the equivalent of a Pantheon World War, and they had no allies.
"Its worse than that" Hera said gravely.
"HOW CAN IT BE WORSE!"
"I just went to see if I could perhaps convince Jason to help us for the sake of stopping Armageddon...and he and his entire family were gone, along with his other friends who live nearby"
"GONE!" His failure of a son, who was still powerful and had powerful friends living with him at his station; Piper, Reyna, Bobby, Dakota, Gwen, Leo, Hazel...(This list will feature any and all good roman characters who are still alive), gone?
"But, I did find this" she lifted up two feathers...two magic feathers if their sparkle was of note.
"Huginn and Muininn...Odin's little birds!" the ravens who told the Norse king of all going ons in the world...their feathers there must mean...
An image flashed in his mind, of his son toasting to the Norse King, (Who resembled a warrior Dumbledore) while said boy watched Olympus blow up, with popcorn in a bowl on the table and that Leo boy recording it with a camera.
"Um, replay?" he imagined the demigod asking the two of them, as Odin frowned
"I will see if it can be arranged"
Zeus stood up "Then, it would appear that there is only one choice left...speed up preparations for forcing Perceus Jackson's aide at once!" for it appeared that at least four pantheons mobilized against them...he had originally had some doubt about the prophecy that stated that they needed one of the seven's help to survive.
Now, however, he was starting to worry.
"Gather the demigods on Olympus and begin fortifications!" Zeus bellowed, now even more fearful than any point since Typhon's first appearance for Olympus "Mars, Athena, Demeter, construct the fortifications and emergency anti siege food stocks. Hepheastus, begin construction of fortifications! Arm every damn Greek or Roman thing you can, and gather them here! Apollo...your on Jackson duty. Be free to use any form of force necessary...he just needs to be alive"
Apollo had a evil look that made him look a lot like a scar less Luke or Octavian "After all, perhaps all we need to do to fulfill the prophecy is to throw his limbless, soon to be corpse at one of them to win"