As they finished their hug, Joker pulled away and smiled kindly at her as he greeted EDI.

"Hey EDI, ready to go outside?"

"Of course Jeff, I have been waiting for this for a long time."

They began to walk out of the bridge towards the starboard hatch as EDI grasped Joker's hand and leaned against him while Joker placed his arm around her waist as they walked up to the hatch. This display of affection drew up a crowd as they exited the ship. A few members of the crew awed and a few laughed at Garrus' comment as he noticed EDI and Jeff heading to the rocky outcrop, that he and Tali went to and shared themselves with each other.

"Wow, knew it, Joker's heading to booty cove!" the uproar of laughter drew Shepard to the CIC room where the crowd gathered watching as Jeff and EDI skipped behind the rocks several hundred yards away from the ship.

"Hey, what's going on here it's getting late?"

Kasumi and a few others turned around to see a half-asleep Shepard walk towards them in a daze.

"Well, Shep, EDI and Jeff have snuck away for some alone time." snickered Kasumi as she turned around.

Legion turned and with a wizz of his light and a few slow flaps of his head flaps he spoke.

"Shepard-Commander, we have acquired audio and video contents of EDI's self pleasure session yesterday." with that everyone turned around to Legion who's light turned red then back to white as he was stared down by everyone.

"WHAT!" said the crew in a chorus-like fashion.

"We have acqu-" he was cut off by Shepard

"Wait, Legion, you have audio and video of EDI... huh... masturbating?"

"Yes, we acquired this when we moved through the Normandy's wiring as Geth are software and can do this during our daily scan of viruses. We noticed that the eastern elevator was stuck between the Engineering and the crew deck. After further scanning we discovered EDI was inside. She was achieving consensus as we arrived. She uttered out a single word." as he finished he placed the last part of the audio recording. " Jeff!"

There was silence for a moment then Jacob's interrupted.

"Whoa! Legion you pervert. What! You spied on EDI doing... oh... her thing... wait how does EDI even know how to... never mind."

Kelly interrupted "Well, I, I actually helped her with that."

"How?" asked all of them in a shocked and disgusted tone

"Well, I, ah, gave her a few datapads that were helpful to their relationship."

"What so you gave her info on... stuff like that? Gross!" hollered Jack

"Legion delete that shit now!" ordered Shepard pointing at Legion.

"We will not accept this order, Shepard-Commander, we find these files, appealing and her voice... beautiful."

The whole crowd was shocked they heard rumors but they never believed them to be true. Legion in love with EDI, now that's crazy.

As Shepard was about to respond he noticed EDI and Joker walking up the ramp to the hatch everyone as screamed in surprise as they raced to get out of the way. They had not realized this but a hour had passed since EDI and Joker left the ship. Time truly flies when you're having fun, and Joker and EDI were definitely having some fun. EDI was holding Jokers arm, her dress in a mess, she was sweating even though outside it was quite cool, and her hair matted and messy. She was panting, her legs bowed as Joker led her to the bridge. Everyone was shocked to see them. They obviously had a good time, especially EDI, she was smiling broadly as they headed to the bridge and locked the door behind them. The crowd roared once more in the fact that they knew EDI had just received Joker's "ship" in her "port".

Kasumi glared at Shepard and Jack, "Well Jack, you were right, Joker really did get inside EDI's cockpit." said Kasumi in a humorous and sarcastic tone which incited a chorus of giggles as the crew dispersed. It was late, night had arrived. They were leaving first thing in the morning and they needed their rest.

MEANWHILE

In the Bridge EDI was cuddling with Joker on his lap as they watched silently at the moons in the dark blue horizon. At peace with that fact that they loved each other and that when the day the Reapers arrive they will stand and face them. Together.

FIN

Thank you so much for reading this, this was my first fanfiction and I hope you enjoyed it reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

New Project coming soon!