And… I'm back! Sorry for not updating… and thanks to those who reviewed! So MUCH THANKS TO YOU GUYS! (or gals)
Here it is… (Maxieornot's first)
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Me: HERE IS MAXIEORNOT
Maxieornot: Hello…
Lucy: Me again?
Maxieornot: *sigh* I'll give you 100 jewel if you'll just stay quiet
Lucy: Okay…? :S
Natsu: *snores*
Maxieornot: *sighs* Natsu, wake up
Lucy: *in a "seriously?" look* You shouldn't have asked him to come. *shakes Natsu to wake him up*
Natsu: HEY!
Maxieornot: Thanks Lucy.
Gray: *laughs*
Natsu: *glares at Gray*
Maxieornot: Um…guys? Please remember that fighting isn't allowed.
Natsu and Gray: Whatever
Maxieornot: Okay.. First off is Lucy.
Lucy: ME?
Maxieornot: Who is your best friend in the guild?
Lucy: Everyone, of course.
Maxieornot: Have you ever flipped a table out of anger?
Lucy: T.T Once, but I don't wanna talk about it.
Natsu: Oh, yes. She tried but… *laughs* She…she… *laughs even more*
Maxieornot: ARE YOU LUCY?
Natsu: No.
Maxieornot: Fine then, wait for your turn.
Natsu: -_-
Maxieornot: What's so funny about it?
Lucy: I SAID I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!
Maxieornot: O.O Any one got a table? Let's make Lucy mad…
Gray: *pushes a table while laughing* Here, but we warn you, you might have a stomach ache instead of a sample *laughs hard*
Maxieornot: *pulls table* Here Lucy, give us a go.
Lucy: YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-*tries to flip the table but ends up being flipped by the table instead*Ouch
Maxieornot: *giggles*
Lucy: T.T
Maxieornot: Would you go to Edolas again, kiss Edo-Gray and eat a whole shot of tobacco sauce for 1,000,000 jewel?
Lucy: WHAT?
Maxieornot: Please answer
Lucy: *considering deeply* Well, no. It might be a small thing to do *blushes*…but…
Gray: WTW wait, kiss Edo-me?
Maxieornot: WOULD YOU QUIT IT?
Lucy: …but… I don't know how to get to Edolas again.
Maxieornot: MYSTOGAN!
Lucy: O.O
Mystogan: Yeah? *confused look* I thought I wasn't a guest?
Maxieornot: Have you got that…THING… that uh... kind of SENT Lucy to Edolas?
Mystogan: Well, yeah... :S
Lucy: T.T FINE!
Gray: WHAT? HOW ABOUT YOU KISS NATSU INSTEAD?
Natsu: *snores*
Maxieornot: The 1,000,000 jewel is waiting
Lucy: *leaves with Mystogan* T.T
Maxieornot: *grins* up next is Natsu Dragneel!
Natsu: *wakes up*
Maxieornot: Right on time. Natsu, what is Lucy to you? What is Erza to you? HONEST ANSWERS MISTER
Erza and Lucy: WHAT? (Lucy: Is that necessary?)
Natsu: WHAT!
Maxieornot: COME ON, I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
Natsu: Well, Lucy... is... PRETTY HOT
Lucy: WHAT! O.O
Maxieornot: What about Erza?
Erza: ?
Natsu: She's tough...
Maxieornot: What does fire taste like?
Natsu: Er... it tastes like... fire.
Me: ?
Natsu: IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE ANYTHING
Maxieornot: ?
Natsu: ? (plays along)
Maxieornot & Me: ?
Maxieornot: If Gray beat you, how would you act?
Natsu: NOT GONNA HAPPEN :)
Gray: DON'T BE SO SELF-CONFIDENT, MISTER
Maxieornot: No fighting guys
Natsu: Yeah, I would be...
Gray: Traumatized? Heart-Broken? Crying like a baby?
Natsu: NO! I would...be...neutral
Maxieornot: ?
Natsu: What?
Maxieornot: Next is ERZA SCARLET, the titanium queen!
Erza: :S
Maxieornot: Do you like waffles or pancakes or French Toast?
Erza: I like...
Me: SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION but I kinda need Natsu for a moment. Are you done, Natsu?
Natsu: *confused look* Yeah... Why?
Me: Just go.
Natsu: *follows*
Erza: I like...waffles most.
Me: Me too
Natsu: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Me: BYE *runs off with Natsu*
Maxieornot: Would you go lesbo for Lucy?
Erza: O.O OF COURSE NOT
Maxieornot: Just aski'n
Erza: ?
Maxieornot: Can YOU defeat Chuck Norris :)?
Erza: Who's he?
Maxieornot: A little trivia: Chuck Norris is a martial artist and is born on March 10, 1940
Erza: Oh... Is he famous?
Me: *back with Natsu* FAMOUS? OF COURSE HE IS!
Natsu: *smiling* THANKS, L.S.
Me: No prob
Erza: Where have you two been?
Natsu: *grins* oh, just random places
Erza: I'll challenge him to see if I can
Me: I think you can. Besides, it's pretty unfair because you have armors and stuff, after all you are using requip magic.
Maxieornot: DON'T. I agree with L.S.
Erza: Okay
Maxieornot: what is Natsu to you? and Gray?
Erza: They're a pair of trouble-makers
Me: It's pretty obvious
Gray: HEY!
Natsu: HEY TOO!
Erza: And I think they're both opposites. Since Gray is using Ice magic after all, and Natsu is a Dragon-Slayer.
Maxieornot: FINALLY. Gray, it's your turn!
Gray: YEAH!
Maxieornot: Why are you so hot?
Gray: ?
Me: He's not hot, he's cold *laughs*
Maxieornot: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist :)
Gray: ?
Natsu: ! *grins*
Erza: !
Gray: How am I to answer that?
Maxieornot: *blushes* Why do you always wear that necklace?
Gray: ?
Maxieornot: Okay... Would you please try Tobacco-flavored shaved ice for the audience?
Audience: (including you) YEAH!
Gray: Okay... *eats the ice that I prepared*
Me: Like it?
Gray: T.T BLEGH! *spits out* Yuck, what is in this stuff?
Maxieornot: Well, that's about everything.
Me: Oh, and other requests will be made soon (i'm just busy doing random things :D)