Me: Hello and welcome back! Sorry for not updating 'coz I was busy with other things like making dress up games and animating a short movie.. but here 'yah go.

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Me: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome… Ulcaasi and Muffin Express! They will be tonight's (or today's) hosts, and Me, Maxieornot and Rainbow will just be extra add-ons. :D Anyway, here are Ulcaasi and Muffin Express!
Ulcaasi: Hello.
Muffin Express: Hi!
Me: And tonight's list of interviewees will be the following: Erza Scarlet, Erza Knightwalker (please put your protective clothing on), Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fillbuster, Zeref (please expect some EVIL answers), Loke (that's the one with cool shades), Juvia Loxar (the one who's staring at Gray), Gray Surge (I added him, and he's sitting beside Gray), Gajeel Redfox, Mystogan (or is it Edo-Jellal? Whatever, he's the one who wiped out magic from Edolas), and Levy Mc Garden (the one who's reading a book). Whoa, what a list!
Maxie: Yup. There's… *counts* 12 in all.
Me: Why stop there? BRING THE WHOLE GUILD WITH YOU!
Rainbow: I don't think we have enough chairs for the whole Fairy Tail Guild.
Maxie: Yup.
Me: Anyways, say hi to the guests!
Erza Scarlet: Hello.
Erza Knightwalker: *grins sadistically*
Me: *whispers to Erza Scarlet* Your counterpart is really scary.
Erza Scarlet: *whispers back* You said it.
Natsu: *whispers back too* I thought OUR Erza is the scariest. I was completely wrong.
Me: *whispers* She might hear you.

Gray Fillbuster: Man, how many layers do YOU have on?
Gray Surge: What? I have only 8 LAYERS on. It's cold in here!
Gray Fillbuster: You gotta learn how to strip yourself.
Zeref: *grins sadistically*
Me: *whispers to Maxie* I'm beginning to ask myself why I allowed those two to include Zeref and Knightwalker on the list.
Knightwalker: I HEARD THAT! *chases after me while wielding the ten commandments*
Mystogan: Hey Knightwalker! STOP! *tries to stop Knightwalker from chasing me*
Maxie: Good luck on escaping, girl.

Loke: Hey ladies!
Juvia: *stares at Gray Fillbuster* *sighs dreamily*
Rainbow: *snaps* Snap out of it, Juvia!
Maxie: Do 'yah think Juvia Loxar is perfect for Surge instead of Fillbuster?
Rainbow: *nods* They're both crazy for each other.
Me: Finally escaped. Thanks to Mystogan, or else I'll be toast.
Maxie: How about MYSTOGAN? Is he toast by now?

Gajeel: Hey!

Levy: *keeps on reading* *I pat her shoulder* What? Oh, hello.

Ulcaasi: First of is Erza Scarlet.
Erza Scarlet: Okay!
Ulcaasi: What do you think of your counterpart?
Scarlet: *glances at Knightwalker* First of all, I think she's a tough old bird. Second of all, I think she really fits for the title "Fairy Hunter", and third of all, some people say she's scary and I almost agree with them.
Ulcaasi: I think that too. Okay. What do you think of Jellal?
Scarlet: Hmmm…
Me: Wasn't Jellal as Siegrain on Lucy's list of perfect boyfriends?
Lucy: Wha? How did you know about that?
Me: I'm psychic. And why are you here?
Lucy: T.T The 1,000,000 jewel?
Maxie: RUN! AGAIN! *runs with me as Lucy chases us*
Me: *while running* It's bad enough that Knightwalker chased me before! T.T If only I didn't include that! T.T
Scarlet: Hmmm…

Ulcaasi: Since you're still thinking about what to answer, let's skip that. Muffin's question next. COULD YOU BEAT CHUCK NORRIS?
Scarlet: Really, who is this guy? People keep asking me if I could beat him. Let's try and see!
Rainbow: Good luck finding your way to his house.
Muffin: Knihtwalker's turn. Wait, why me? Can't Ulcaasi do it? Please!
Knightwalker: Don't worry, I might just consider not completely kill you.
Muffin: *shudder* What do you think of your counterpart?
Knightwalker: Weird and too weak compared to me.
Muffin: Okay.. What do you think of Mystogan?
Knightwalker: *blushes slightly* Tsk. He's a weak mage.
Me: Oh, really?
Scarlet: I thought LUCY was chasing you?
Maxie: We lost her again.
Knightwalker: What do you mean by "really"?
Me: Nothing...

Ulcaasi: Gray next.
Surge and Fillbuster: Which?
Me: The stripper first.
Fillbuster: Yeah!
Me: WILL YOU STOP SAYING "YEAH" EVERY TIME YOU'RE CALLED?
Fillbuster: Sure, sure.
Ulcaasi: S or M?
Fillbuster: HUH?
Me: Skip it.
Ulcaasi: Sure, sure. Have you ever hooked up with Frosty the Snowman?
Fillbuster: No, not yet... I'm way too cool for him.
Me: How about with Juvi-a the Floodgirl?
Fillbuster: I've never heard of a flood girl before.. Is she cool?
Me: Literally, dude.
Ulcaasi: Lucy or Juvia or Erza?
Fillbuster: Why do people ask me these kind of questions? And I already told you, rather go with Juvia than the others.
Ulcaasi: Surge next.
Surge: Okay.
Muffin: How many layers do you wear everyday?
Surge: It depends... The minimum amount is 5 while the maximum is... Honestly, I never counted the highest amount before. Something like 15...
Muffin: Why do you get cold easily while your counterpart is an ice wizard?
Surge: Don't ask how my body temperature works, it just goes with the flow.
Me: I see...
Muffin: Ever tried stripping before?
Surge: Not yet and perhaps never will! Even if you offer me a huge amount of jewel, still not going to remove my shirt!
Me: As if I would like to offer deals again.
Maxie: We've had enough of deal offerings. *sigh*

Ulcaasi: Levy and Gajeel next!
Gajeel: Oh yeah!
Ulcaasi: How many ear piercings do you have, and how long have you been using them?
Gajeel: Five on each ear. Cool, right?
Me: I hate multiple ear piercing. They look disgusting.
Gajeel: :(
Ulcaasi: What are your thoughts about Lily?
Gajeel: He's a true companion. Ha! So Natsu and Wendy thought I'd never get an exceed of my own, huh? I'd really like too see them beat Lily in a fight!
Happy: T.T
Me: How did you get here, Happy?
Happy: Can't I just hang around for a while?
Ulcaasi: What do you feel about Levy?
Levy: *blushes*
Gajeel: *blushes*
Me: RedfoxxMcGarden is on my "Favorite Fairy Tail Couples" after ScarletxFernandes and before GrayxJuva. Ooops, did I just reveal my secret to the entire world?
Natsu: Hope you didn't pair me up with any one.
Me: Let's see.. *looks at list* Yes, no. 2, before ScarletxFernandes. Dragneelx...
Natsu: :( Wha! Let me see that!
Me: *runs around while being chased by Natsu* STOP! IT! This is private! I've been chased by Knightwalker already and followed by Lucy now you will chase ME? THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

Ulcaasi: Let's leave them. Anyway, your answer, Gajeel?

Gajeel: She's cute...

Maxie: Feel, not think. :)

Gajeel: ALRIGHT... I like her a bit... I guess...

Levy: :O

Me: *while running* DiD YOU HEAR THAT? :O Redfox just said one of his secrets to the world!

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Please forgive me but I've been typing for centuries and I'm gettng tired... Part 2 will come soon.