A/N- I know. This chapter's a bit short. The next one'll be longer. I promise.
Disclaimer- I don't own Bleach or any characters associated with it.
'King, what's that?'
Ichigo, who had been taking a walk outside, paused at his hollow's question. His thoughts were on other things at the moment, namely what he was going to do during Winter break, which had started the day before.
'What?'
'The white stuff on the ground.'
'Uh... Snow?' the shinigami told his hollow, who fell silent. 'What? You've never seen snow before?'
'It only rains here, Ichigo,' Zangetsu informed him.
'When'd you get here?' Ogihci asked the sword. 'See? I told ya. Zanny came back!' he told Ichigo.
'...We're going to have to get you over your coulrophobia, Zangetsu,' the young shinigami told his zanpakuto. 'And Ogihci, snow-'
'What's coulrophobia, King?'
'Fear of clowns. Anyways, snow-'
'We all float down here... And you'll float to, Za- OW!'
'Quit it,' the old zanpakuto spirit told Ogihci, sounding a bit freaked out.
'King! Zanny hit me.'
'You deserved it. Now let me finish.' Ichigo told the albino, his patience running thin. 'Snow's like frozen rain, only... White and fluffy?' he said, not really sure on how to describe the material.
'Can you bring some in here?'
'Why?'
'Cause I wanna see some!'
'It would be nice to see something other than rain puddles in here.'
'...Fine. I'll see what I can do.'
'Yay!' Ogihci cheered. Zangetsu stayed silent.
Ichigo sighed, then started walking home.
"Why do I have a feeling this won't end well?"
...
Later that day, Ichigo entered his inner world. He had brought Yuzu's saucer-shaped sled with him, which he had filled with snow. (Don't ask how he got it in there)
Ogihci, who had been lying on the side of the skyscraper watching the clouds, looked like a little kid on Christmas when he saw the snow. Zangetsu walked up to Ichigo, away from his pole, looking interested.
"Sorry. Took me a while to find the sled," Ichigo told the two spirits. He observed Ogihci, who was poking at the snow in a curious manner. He then turned to his sword, only to see that the sword was smiling.
"Holy shit! He can smile!" the shinigami shouted in amazement. "It's a Christmas miracle!"
"Zanny's smiling? Quick, get a camera!"
"Why are you two making such a big deal over it?"
"Cause yer an emo!" the hollow informed Zangetsu.
"I am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Will you to stop fighting?"
Ogihci shrugged and turned back to the snow, picking some up to play with it. Zangetsu walked over to the sled, looking down at the white material contained in it. Ichigo was watching both of them, amused by their reactions to the snow.
"Ichigo."
The strawberry turned to his zanpakuto. "What?"
He was then hit by a tightly packed snowball. On the back. And it hurt.
"HEY!" he roared at his hollow, who was currently grinning from ear to ear, creating another icy projectile. Zangetsu had gone to Ogihci's side, and was now creating a supply of snowballs, which the albino was now happily chucking at the poor strawberry.
"Stop! AHH! It's in my shirt!" Ichigo yelled, trying to get the snow out, while at the same time trying to flee the two traitors, who weren't going to let that happen. Ogihci kept using sonido to get in front of him, trying to hit his face and groin with snowballs. Zangetsu was keeping him supplied with more 'ammo', otherwise keeping to the sidelines, observing their one-sided snowball fight.
"Enough!" Ichigo shouted, whipping the oversized kitchen knife that was Zangetsu off his back. "Getsuga Tensho!"
The attack obliiterated the snow, remaining snowballs, and Yuzu's sled.
Ogihci, who was now out of snowballs, started to whine. "Aw, King... You ruined the fun." He crossed his arms and began pouting.
"You thought that was fun?" Ichigo was absolutely pissed now, glaring at both hollow and zanpakuto.
"Ichigo... It was a joke. Calm down." Zangetsu was now worridly looking at the sky, where dark rain clouds were beginning to form.
"Ah, come on, King." It was the hollow who spoke this time, concerned about the incoming clouds as well. "Can't ya take a joke?"
"A joke?" Ichigo shouted. He pinched the bridge of his nose trying to calm down.
"King?"
The teen was now gritting his teeth. "Fine. Enjoy the storm," he managed to say before exiting his mindscape.
Zangetsu and Ogihci looked at each other. "You don't think it made him that mad, do you?" the black-clothed man asked, looking up at the clouds, which were now resembling thunderheads.
"I dunno..."
It then proceeded to rain. Hard. The rain was followed by lightning. Which was followed by gale-force winds.
"Does THAT answer your question?" Ogihci shouted at Zangetsu while running for his little hollow heart. (He has a heart?)
To Be Continued...
A/N- I think I wrote this out of disappointment. We haven't been getting much snow where I live...
And yes, the story will continue in the next chapter. :D Let the chaos continue!
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