A/N- A shorter chapter again... I'm so cruel to Ogihci.
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ssss... BANG!
Zangetsu nearly fell off the building from the shock. Then, high pitched, echoing laughter ringed out.
"Ogihci... What're you doing?" He turned to the albino, who was crouched down in front of a small burn mark that had some paper scraps lying in the middle.
The zanpakuto narrowed his eyes. "Was that... A firecracker?"
"Yep! I found a whole crate full of 'em!"
"...Let me get this straight. Ichigo got mad at us because of some snowballs, and you're messing with firecrackers this time?"
"Uh-huh."
"..."
"What's wrong, Zanny?"
"You're demented. You know that?"
The hollow just smiled and took out another explosive. He lit it, the threw it at Zangetsu. It blew up at his feet, causing him to jump back, trip on his robes, and go tumbling backwards.
Zangetsu just got up and sighed.
...
Ichigo, who's break from school was almost over, was enjoying some desserts with his friends. To keep everyone alive, Ishida had cooked it. Orihime had wanted to help, but the fried-octopus-ice cream sundae that she had tried to make wasn't anything anybody but Matsumoto would eat. Further accenting this fact, it had spontaneously combusted after she had poked it with a spoon.
ssss... BANG!
Ichigo's eyes widened, and he began choking on the piece of cake he had been eating.
"Kurosaki-kun!"
Chad calmly pounded his fist on the teen's back, causing him to cough up the chunk of cake.
"Oh man... Thanks Chad."
The giant of a man nodded in response.
"Are you alright?" asked Orihime, as worried as ever.
"Yeah... Wait, you guys didn't hear that?"
"Hear what?"
ssssssss... BANG!
"Seriously? You guys didn't hear that?"
"What're you talking about, strawberry?" Renji asked, thinking Ichigo was losing it again.
'Don't you dare light that, Ogihci.'
'Heh.'
ssss... BANG!
Ichigo groaned and grabbed his head. "...What the hell're they doing in there..."
'I swear, if you-'
BANG!
'Ah! My robe's on fire!'
"Who?"
"Zangetsu and Ogihci..."
"Do you need to borrow Ozzy-chan again, Kurosaki-kun?" Orihime was looking over to where the mutant bunny was lying in his enclosure, happily asleep.
"No, but-"
'DON'T!'
BOOM!
Ichigo passed out, causing everyone to start freaking out. Orihime began having a panic attack.
...
"What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you know what you've done?"
Ichigo pried open his eyes and was greeted with the sight of the screwed up world that was his mind. Zangetsu was yelling at Ogihci, who still had that psychotic grin on his face.
The shinigami groaned. "Damn... What'd you do?"
"He set off a M-80, Ichigo." Zangetsu gestured to his right, where a fist sized chunk of concrete had been blown out by the explosion.
"Where did you even get a M-80? And what were those bangs earlier?"
"Apparently, the smaller bangs were mini-dynamites," the sword explained, gesturing at the smaller burn marks on the building and at his robe, where a large piece had been burned away. "But I have absolutely no idea about the M-80."
"Okay... Ogihci, were did you get those?"
The hollow remained silent.
"Ogihci..."
"...Places."
Ichigo sighed. "Well, why'd you set it off?" he asked, referring to the M-80.
"It made a big bang."
"Which almost deafened me."
"And knocked me out." the shinigami said angrily.
"Well I didn't know it'd do that!"
"I kept telling you to stop..."
While the two spirits argued, Ichigo began staring at Ogihci, which was apparently making him uncomfortable.
"What?"
The teen smirked and walked over to Zangetsu, whispering something in his ear. The sword's eyes went wide, and he whispered something back to his master. This exchange went on for a bit, with Ogihci demanding to know what they were talking about every two seconds.
Finally, they both nodded and walked off in separate directions.
Ogihci followed Zangetsu, since there was less of a chance of getting his ass handed to him with that choice. The sword headed into the library, where Ogihci quickly lost him.
'The hell did Zanny go?' he though, waiting outside for the sword to emerge. When he did, he didn't appear to be holding anything. Upon further inspection, Ogihci saw that whatever he had was wrapped up in his robes. Zangetsu ignored the hollow's presence and headed back to the main building, Ogihci followed.
...
Ichigo was waiting for the two spirits to return. He hadn't been able to exit his inner world, so he guessed he was going to be stuck in there for a while. Might as well have some fun.
Ogihci was currently bothering Zangetsu, not knowing where he was going. Before he could ask the black-clothed man walking in front of him what was going on, the sword turned on his heels and grabbed the hollow.
"Wha-"
Using shunpo, Zangetsu took the struggling albino inside one of the buildings and shoved him inside of a dark room. Ogihci caught a glimpse of orange before the door was slammed shut.
"Zanny! King! Open up! This isn't funny!" he shouted while banging his fists against the door.
Zangetsu and Ichigo looked at each other, listening to the hollow's shouts. They had locked him in a room with no windows, reinforced walls and door, and the whole thing being resistant to reishi-based attacks.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Nope, but he'll never learn his lesson if we don't try, will he?"
Zangetsu shrugged and produced the CDs that had been hidden in his robe.
"What're you guys doing out there?"
Ichigo looked at the different CDs' contents and selected one. He inserted it into a stereo that had been set up earlier, setting the device so it would play the disc over and over again. The music would be blasted from some speakers in the room Ogihci was locked in, which were also smash-proof.
Pressing play, Ichigo and Zangetsu hurriedly left the room.
"King? Zan-"
-A minute later-
'And I was like baby, baby, baby, ooh~ '
"NOOOOOO! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!"
A/N- Ah, poor Ogihci. Left listening to the worst music in the Universe. (No offense to people who actually like that kind of music) I almost feel sorry for doing that to him... But there is a reason to my madness.
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