Hello! Been a while, hasn't it? Well, here's another random Layton fic! Oh, how I love writing these! XD
Professor Layton woke with a smile (because he was stoned). He hoisted himself off his hippopotamus and walked through the rainbow coloured vortex towards the door.
"Luke, mah boi?" He called through the hall, which was full of zebras. "Where the heck are you?"
"Here, Professah!" Luke emerged through the floor, in the form of Barney the Dinosaur.
"Barney! How are you mah boi?" Said Layton in a gangster voice as he and Barney did a knuckle touch.
"Professah? What the hell?" Luke staggered away from the drugged up professor. "Are you... high?"
"High as the clouds in the sky, mah boi! And yet as low as the roots of the plants! Oh hello there Mr. Piggle!" He said, before embarking on a conversation with the table.
"Professah, I think you need to calm down."
"Calm down? Mah boi, I am as mellow as a cello that's been painted yellow!" He sang as he did the Macarena.
Luke just stared.
"I'm flying!" Shouted the professor. "I'm a ghost! And the Queen is a biscuit! ... Oh, I would like a cup of marmalade ..."
"You mean tea?"
"DID I SAY TEA? NO! I SAID MARMALADE! SO STFU AND GET ME MY CUP OF F*****G MARMALADE!"
Luke had never ran down the stars and out the door quicker in his life.
End! Tehe...