A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT
I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR ITS CHARACTERS
Chapter 3:
Zoro awoke to men moving boxes of things aboard the ship. He rubbed his eye and sat up.
"What's goin' on?" Zoro asked.
"Some men from the store are moving your supplies into the ship." said Sanji as he puffed out some smoke.
Zoro looked around to see he was sitting in Sanji's lap as Sanji sat on deck.
Zoro watched the people carry them up one by one. He sighed.
"Why can't I just become an adult again...this is going to completely ruin my training schedule!'' Thought Zoro.
"Do you want some lunch?" Sanji asked as he threw his cigarette over the boat.
As if on cue, Zoro's stomach growled.
"I'll take that as a yes." said Sanji as he stood up with Zoro and carried him to the kitchen. He set Zoro down in the high chair. He opened the fridge and picked out a bottle of milk.
"I ain't drinking that! I can drink out of a cup!" growled Zoro as he crossed his arms.
"Stop being a baby! Chopper said that you need to drink some milk or else you wont get the nutrients you need! And if you kill over from malnutrition, guess whos fault it will be! Just drink it." huffed Sanji.
"No!" squealed Zoro as he pushed the bottle off the tray.
Sanji caught it and sighed.
He picked up Zoro and layed him in his lap, he tilted the bottle towards Zoro's mouth.
Zoro kicked his feet and covered his mouth.
Sanji sighed and pinched Zoro's nose. After a moment Zoro uncovered his mouth to catch his breath, but instead recieved a bottle of milk. After unpinching Zoro's nose, Sanji applied a bit of pressure to get milk to flow into Zoro's mouth. Having no other choice, Zoro started to dring the milk. About half way through the bottle he had started to drink it himself.
"See? I told you that you were goin to drink it." grinned Sanji.
Zoro scowled at him but continued to drink the milk until it was gone.
After the bottle was empty sanji took it to the sink andsat back down with Zoro.
"ah...my stomach hurts..." said Zoro
"Maybe you ate too much?"
"I don't know! There is a bit of pressure..." Zoro said as he sqwirmed in Sanji's arms.
Sanji started to panic, when he had remembered what Nami has shown him.
-flashback-
"Sanji-kun? Could you feed Zoro for me if he wakes up before I'm finished telling the movers where to put their stuff?" asked Nami.
"Hai! Don't worry, I'll keep marimo out of trouble!" said Sanji.
"Thanks, do you know how to feed a baby?" she asked.
"umm..."
Nami sighed as she explained the process of feeding a child.
"Oh, Sanji, If he complains about his stomach hurting after drinking the bottle, lay his on your shoulder and pat his back. He might have some swallowed some air." she said all knowingly.
Sanji nodded, taking in the information.
-end of flashback-
Sanji picked up Zoro and placed him on his shoulder. then he started patting his back and soon enough Zoro had let out a few small burps. Sanji continued to pat Zoro's back until he heard snores. He readjusted Zoro to see that Zoro had fallen asleep.
"Baka, you sleep too much." said Sanji as he smoothed down Zoro's hair.
After all of the things were moved in, usopp had started putting them together.
"Zo..." zoro heard but tried to ignore.
Z...ro" he heard again.
Zoro finally opened his eyes to see luffy holding him.
"Baka! I told you to let him sleep!" growled Nami.
"But I wanted to play with him!" whined luffy as he held up Zoro in a standing position on his lap.
"I don't wanna play..." said Zoro as he let out the childish whine.
"Ehh! But you played with me earlier!" pouted Luffy as he picked up zoro, raising and lowering him in the air.
"Stop it! I don't wanna play!" whined Zoro.
Suddenly zoro felt a warmth.
The crew stared in shock.
"Ahh! Zoro peed on me!" yelled Luffy holding Zoro away from him.
Zoro began to blush and wail.
"Wahhhhhhhhhh! Ididntfeewit!" he cried
Nami walked over and picked up Zoro and rushed him over to the sink.
She took off his clothes and started to wash him in the sink.
"Idinfeewit!...*sniffle* ...I sowwy..." he sniffled.
"It's alright, i expected this but i didn't think it would happen so soon." she said as she washed him.
Nami turned to the crew who were watching luffy freak out about the pee.
"Baka! You take a bath too! Sanji-kun, could you bring me the bag over by the door?" she said.
"Hai!" he said as he rushed over with the bag.
"Thank you, could you put these with the other dirty clothes?" she asked as she opened the bag.
"Hai! Nami-swan!" Sanji said as he danced out of the door.
Nami picked up Zoro out of the sink and dried him off.
The she layed him on the towel.
"Zoro, please don't freak out, but will you please wear this?" she whispered as she held up a diaper.
Zoro blushed and shook his head.
"Zoro? Please? You don't want this to happen again...do you?" asked Nami.
Zoro blushed and shook his head.
Nami sighed in relief as she put the diaper on Zoro.
Then she picked out a blue t-shirt and blue bloomers to put over the diaper.
"Better?" she asked.
Zoro blushed and glared at her.
She smiled and walked over to the crew who were sitting at the table. After a few minutes Luffy returned. He walked over to his seat and plopped down with a big smile.
"Ne...Zoro how about we play now?" asked Luffy.
Zoro hid his face in Nami's shirt and shook his head.
"Zoro's no fun!" grumbled luffy.
The crew laughed.
"So what is the plan? Are we gonna assign guardians for Zoro, or take turns?" asked Usopp.
"I never thought of that..." said Nami.
"Yay! Then that means that I can take care of Zoro!" smiled Luffy.
"Let's take turns! Captains orders!" said Luffy.
The crew sighed and nodded.
"I wanna go first!" luffy said as he picked up Zoro and sat him and held him high.
Luffy sat down and placed Zoro on the table. He grabbed Zoro's hands and raised him into a standing position. Zoro stood for a minute and then fell of his butt.
"...Can you not walk anymore?" asked Luffy.
"I can walk! But my legs are just tired." huffed Zoro.
The crew chuckled.
"Um...how do you play with a baby?" asked Luffy.
"I'm not a-...at least...I'm not a baby mentally..." Zoro sighed.
The crew remained silent.
"How about we just treat Zoro like we used to, just no fighting." said Usopp."
"Seems to be a fair compromise." said Robin.
Zoro sighed.
"Well, how about i start up supper." said Sanji as he stood up.
"Sure, sounds good to me." Usopp said.
"Yeah, you guys need to clean the deck anyway." She said as she picked up Zoro.
"Ah! Put me down! I can walk ya know!" he grumbled.
"Not down stairs, you can't" she said in a motherly tone.
As she reached her seat on deck, she placed Zoro on the ground.
The boys came out with the mo[s and rags to clean the deck.
"Zoro, do you wanna help?" asked Chopper, offering his a rag.
Zoro smiled.
"finally someone is treating me like normal!" he hummed as he wiped the floor.
As he was wiping the deck, the rag slipped from under him.
*bam*
"s-shit...*sniffle* That hurt more than it s-should have...*sniffle*" whined Zoro.
Upon seeing this Nami rushed over and picked him up. She bounced him in her arms.
"Stop it! It dont hurt!" he whined as he puched away from her.
"Really? Then why do you have tears in your eyes?" she asked sarcastically.
"From the dust!" he grumbled.
"I'm so sure..." she huffed.
"Oi! Supper is done!" called a voice.
The crew rushed to the mess hall.
Nami swiftly sat Zoro in his highchair and ran to protect her meal.
Sanji set a bottle and a small pile of meatloaf on Zoro's tray.
Zoro looked at the tray and grabbed for the meatloaf and stuffed it in his mouth, ignoring the small colorful fork that sat next to it.
After finishing the meatloaf Zoro grabbed for the bottle and started to drink.
After hearing an audiance of "awwes", he sat the bottle down and glared at the crew.
They laughed and returned to the meal.
"Oi! STOP STEALING MY FOOD LUFFY!" yelled Usopp.
"I didn't steal anything..." lied Luffy.
"LIER!" they laughed.
After finishing the bottle Nami picked up Zoro and layed him on her shoulder. He was so full that he didn't care. She patted his back repeatedly until he let out a few small burps. Zoro slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.
i hope you like it.