A LITTLE entertainment

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR THE CHARACTERS

chapter 4:

Zoro shuffled and stretched. To his suprise he wasn't in anyone's arms, but in a bed with bars. He crawled over to the edge of the bed and grabbed the one of the bars. He pulled himself up and tried climbing out, but it was too tall. He plopped back down and huffed.

"Give up chibi?" asked Sanji as he picked up Zoro.
"Baka cuwwy ewebow!" yelled Zoro.
They both froze for a moment.
Then Sanji started laughing.
"Pfffft- BWaHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Sanji.
Zoro hit and kicked his arms.

"Ah...your wet..." said Sanji as he spotted the wet spot.
Zoro blushed and sniffled.
"shit...don't you dare-"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried Zoro whole heartedly.
Sanji searched frantically for something to calm zoro until his eyes landed on a rattle.

Sanji picked it up and shook it.
Zoro stopped crying long enough to look at it. Sanji smiled and handed it to zoro but Zoro threw it at Sanji and continued to cry.

Sanji finally set zoro down on the changing table and changed his diaper. Zoro had calmed down a bit but continued to sob. Sanji brought him into the mess hall.

"Oi, Sanji-kun, thank you for waking him up for me. Breakfast was really great too." she said as she placed her plate in the sink.

Sanji handed Zoro over to Nami and walked over to fix himself a plate.

"Have you been crying Zoro?" asked Nami.
"Ya cuth Sitty cewk wath makin fun of meh..." he sniffled.
Nami giggled a bit, but tried to keep her laugh down.

"How about i take you onto deck, you can watch Luffy and usopp fish." said Nami.
Zoro thought about it for a moment and nodded.
"Nami-swan, here is his bottle." sanji sung as he handed Nami the bottle.

She thanked him and made her way onto deck and sat down. She set Zoro down on the deck and handed him his bottle. Zoro sat contently sucking away until it was gone. He started to crawl away until arms picked him up.
Nami put him on her shoulder and patted his back.
Zoro let out a few small burps. Nami smiled and put him down. Zoro looked around and decided to go see what the "morons" aka, Luffy and Usopp, were doing.

He crawled over to the other side of the deck to see Luffy and Chopper listening to Usopp's tall tales. He crawled over and sat down. Once Usopp started in with another story, Luffy and Chopper started dancing and yelling "Awesome!" "COOL!"

The more they danced the funnier to Zoro it seemed.
Until Zoro let out a series of infantile giggles and laughes.
They turned to Zoro and laughed along with him. Soon they started acting out the stories.

"I AM THE GREAT CAPTAIN USOPP!" yelled Luffy.
"Baka! I'm the great captain usopp!" yelled usopp.
"Baka, im the captain." laughed Luffy.
"He doesn't get it." mumbled Usopp.

Chopper and Zoro sat laughing.
Luffy looked over at Zoro and smiled.
"Look out! Zoro is a gaint bird and he is going to eat you!" yelled Luffy as he picked up Zoro and chased Usopp and Chopper, while lifting Zoro like a bird.

Zoro laughed as he would tell luffy which one to chase.
But their fun wouldn't last for long as a yelled rung through the ship.

"LUNCH!" yelled Sanji.
The crew jumped and dashed for the mess hall, leaving Zoro behind.

"Wuffy!...Apa! Sop? " called Zoro.
Zoro waited for a reply, but recieved nothing.
Zoro tried to find his way to the mess hall, but alas...his sense of direction...well you get it.
He finally got tuckered out and gave up. He sat and watched the sea shimmer.

Suddenly he was picked up.
"Oi, chibi Marimo, did you get left behind?" asked the one and only shitty cook.
Zoro sniffled and nodded.
"Those shitty bastards!" he grumbled as he returned tot he mess hall.

"Oi! Who left marimo out on the deck!" he yelled.
Usopp, luffy and chopper gasped.
"SORRY ZORO!" they yelled.
They waited for a reply.
Sanji looked down to see Zoro had fallen asleep, drooling on his shoulder.

"Aww! Zoro is so cute!" cooed Nami.
Sanji quickly, but gently removed Zoro from his arms and laid him in a small padded bed that nami had placed in the mess hall.

Zoro awoke later to the sound of dishes. He sat up and looked to see that Sanji was finishing dishes. Sanji was shaking his hips a bit while he hummed a tune.
Zoro let out a jolly laugh towards to cook.

Sanji jumped a bit and froze. He looked over at zoro and blushed.
He rushed over and glared at him.
"If you want to live, you will forget what you just saw!" he yelped.
Even though, Zoro continued to laugh.

Sanji sighed and gave Zoro his bottle.
Zoro happily drank away. After he finished Sanji burped him. He carried Zoro outside and sat down.

"ah...Nami-san must be having sweet dreams by now." said Sanji
Zoro tilted his head.
"You slept through lunch and dinner, baka marimo." said Sanji.

"Everyone is already asleep. But Nami-swan wanted me to stay with you until you woke up and give you food." he explained.
"Ank you." said Zoro.

The cook chuckled and looked down on Zoro.
"You know, in a way, right now it feels like I am your big brother or something." he laughed nervously.

"When I was little i always wanted a baby brother." he said.

"Anyway, It's time for bed." Sanji said as he started walking to the boy's room.

"No!" whined zoro.
"Oi, It ain't my fault that you slept all day, i need sleep too." huffed Sanji.
He walked over and placed Zoro in his bed.
"Ah...no..." sniffled Zoro.

"Wait! Don't cry"he hushed Zoro and picked him up.
Zoro stopped sniffling and smiled.
"Spoiled brat." grumbled Sanji.
Then Sanji smirked.
He started moving his arms from side to side and hummed lightly.
Zoro tride to resist, but his eyes ever so slowly drooped.

Soon enough, Zoro was asleep.
"Finally" thought Sanji as he placed Zoro in the crib, covered him up and placed a binki in his mouth.

"That should keep him quiet." said the blonde as he drifted into a world of slumber.