Chizuru: Hello everyone, welcome to the second installation of Bleach: Chizuru's Way
Tatsuki (Deadpans): Yay
Chizuru: Are you still upset that Author-sama hasn't submitted any of the stories featuring you yet
Tatsuki (Sighs softly): That, and the fact the idiot has yet to update that other story with me and the others
Chizuru: Oh, talking about The Gua-ACK
Tatsuki (Holding Chizuru in a tight chokehold): No shameless advertizing dumbass
Chizuru (Speaking weakly): I didn't mean to
Tatsuki suddenly stiffens, feeling something caressing her butt.
Tatsuki: Chizuru...die
Tatsuki lifts Chizuru high in the air and slams her through a table, knocking her out
Tatsuki (Swipes her hands of Chizuru's dust): Don't you ever do that again
Ryo walks in the room, book in hand as usual.
Ryo: Never mind them everyone please enjoy the chapter...oh...and before I forget. (Ryo closes her book and sighs deeply) Konsu does not own Bleach...but the plot developing in the main plot...he does
'Okay, operation Score Hottie Green Babe is set...in...Motion,'
Adjusting her glasses, Chizuru stares over her prey once more, and stalks up to her, a lust gleam overtaking her eyes. A little boy comes in the path of her goal, forcing her to stop. The boy, oblivious to Chizuru, plays with his ball happily. A vein pulsates in Chizuru's forehead, and her eyebrow twitches dangerously.
A set of options appear in Chizuru's mind through the Scan behind her glasses, a set of emotions dealing with her current obstacle.
Option 1: Kick the boy, risk going to jail, and make up a lame excuse about being beautiful in attempt of not being thrown in prison
Option 2: Kick the boy, and walk around him, pretending like nothing happen
Option 3: Walk around the boy without kicking him
Option 4: Step over the boy, risking a panty shot
Option 5: Grab the ball and toss it far away, and hope the boy was innocent enough to chase after it without crying out for mommy
Deciding with Option 5, Chizuru grabs the ball out of the air, and throws it far, very far away. The little boy stares at the star that was the ball, and then at Chizuru. Seconds pass, and the boy continue to stare at Chizuru with his unblinking eyes. Sweat rolls down Chizuru's face, wondering what will happen next. The boy, slowly turns in the direction where the ball was sent, and to Chizuru's immense relief, runs after it. The boy's mother who was just returning from being laid off by her boss, feeling very depressed, watches him run off and sighs in misery before giving chase.
Watching them go, Chizuru shrugs and turns back to her prey only to find her gone.
"What, where did she go? Dammit I lost her"
Feeling a poke on her shoulder, Chizuru whirls around, only to come face to face with the girl...her prey.
"That was pretty interesting, playing catch with that boy; you must be a cool big sister,"
The girl pats Chizuru's shoulder happily, actually hurting Chizuru.
'What strength...I think she's stronger than the gorilla,'
"Yep that's me, Super Cool Beautiful Big Sis Chizuru," Gloats Chizuru, jabbing her thumb to her chest. "And you are," Chizuru grabs the girl's hand and kisses it gently, much to the girl's surprise and embarrassment. "Lovely Lady?" The girl blushes, now a bit uncertain about Chizuru.
"Mashiro, Mashiro Kuna, Super Hero of the Stars," Mashiro removes her hand from Chizuru and does a pose similar to that of some action super hero series. Chizuru sweat drops and laughs a bit, thinking the beauty was a bit of a weirdo.
"Super Idiot, it's time we get going," Says a voice before Chizuru could put the moves on the beauty.
"Oh, Kensei, did you grab the ingredients?"
Kensei Mugurama sighs irritably, holding up the bag of groceries from the meal he and Mashiro were preparing tonight.
"I didn't," he deadpans.
"Oh, so what are those things in your hands?"
"Nothing special, now let's go, I'm sure everyone is hungry," He sighs.
"Okay Kensei," Answers Chizuru happily, and she whirls on Chizuru. "Bye Super Cool Beautiful Big Sis Chizuru," Before she could run off, Chizuru grabs her hand, and pulls her close.
'I'm probably not going to see her again, so I better do something she'll remember me by,'
Laughing perversely at the thought, Chizuru stares the startled Mashiro in the eyes, and before Mashiro realizes what was happening, she receives a deep, lustful kiss from Chizuru making her knees weak.
Kensei, who was watching from a distance, wipes his nose clean of any blood that may have been leaking, and stares on stun. Chizuru breaks the kiss, her lips making a loud smacking sound as they separated from Mashiro's.
"And that's how Super Cool Beautiful Big Sis Chizuru says her goodbyes, there are no waves or handshakes in her book," States Chizuru, a fire burning in her eyes. Walking away, whistling a happy tune, she doesn't notice the other spectator at the scene.
"Let's pretend I was never here,"
Tatsuki tilts her head back and pinches her nose, feeling a headache forming.
"The dumbass is probably going to be on a high when we return to school,"
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"Wow, she's cute,"
Chizuru stares the new transfer student over. A slim waist, a pretty face, beautiful purple eyes, very short, no chest, yep, she was a hottie in Chizuru's book.
'Operation, Chizuru try to score midget hottie is set in motion,'
Before Rukia realized what was happening, Chizuru was behind her, groping her breast.
"Oh, what's this, despite not having anything worth grabbing at first glance, you have quite the nice 'grip'," Grins Chizuru perversely.
"Why you, what the, what the hell are you doing?"
Rukia in surprising movement, spins on her heel, breaking out of Chizuru's grip, and kicks the girl in the side of her head, sending across the class, and into the wall. Breathing heavily, Rukia glares at the twitching Chizuru, and before she could say anything, she heard whispering from her new classmates.
"Wow,"
"She's scary,"
"Is she human?"
"I think...I'm in love,"
The last words were from the dazed Chizuru, she rising, surprisingly uninjured.
"Nice kick, but that wasn't nearly as strong as that gorilla," Laughs Chizuru smugly. "I think that was a love tap, it was a love tap, right Rukia-chan," Purrs Chizuru making another grab for Rukia, and would have grabbed the stun girl, if it wasn't for Tatsuki's timely arrival with a well timed foot to the face.
"Who the hell are you calling a gorilla, Psycho Les?"
"What was that Gorilla?"
"What?"
"What!?"
Tatsuki and Chizuru glares hard at the other, electricity forming at the intensity of their glares.
Stun, Rukia forgot her original objective to drag Ichigo off, but with Chizuru groping her, to her almost blowing her cover, and to finally the fight going on between Tatsuki and Chizuru. Ichigo however, seeing things escalating, grabs Rukia's hand and drags her out the class to find out why she was still in Karakura.
Back in class, Tatsuki had Chizuru in a choke hold, while Chizuru had Tatsuki's leg in a very awkward position placed between her legs.
"Hahahaha, now I can get off like this-AHH" Chizuru screams as Tatsuki violently cracks her neck, causing her to go limp, and everyone else to flinch at the loud crack. Chizuru's body goes limp, and Tatsuki drops the girl like a doll.
"Don't do that again Honsho," Growls Tatsuki darkly, her voice sending shivers through everyone's spines. "I wouldn't want to end your life," A dark, malicious laugh escapes Tatsuki's demonic form, scaring everyone further.
Ochi who had watched the whole scene sighs softly. Brining out a notepad from her back pocket, she scribbles into it, whispering under her breath.
"Tatsuki and Chizuru to see counseling...reasons...their relationship is very unstable and abusive, they need help...ASAP...also...call in exorcist to cleanse Tatsuki's soul,"
Nodding, she stuffs the notepad back in her back pocket, planning on sending the two girls to a professional counselor after class.
"Okay," Ochi claps her hands. "As you know we received a new student, why, I don't know, nor do I dare to question. Bad things happen to people when they question things, just ask Little Kao?"
"Sensei, who's Little Kao?" Asks an unimportant student.
Ochi's eyes darken, and she stares out the window sadly.
"Little Kao is a little boy who asked one too many questions, and has disappeared, never to be seen again. Last I heard the mafia picked him up, but I wasn't there, so I wouldn't know," She quickly states waving her hands. "Enough questions," She demands. "Now, today I'll be assigning a group project to the class. This project will be half your grade for the semester, so if you fail to complete it or turn it in, you're basically screwed unless you're Ishida, Inoue, or Kunieda, because they, unlike the rest of ya, are students who get all A's, and can pass this class even if they for whatever reason fail to show up to class for a month or two...but that would never happen," Laughs Ochi.
"What is the project on sensei?"
"Glad you ask Inoue-chan,"
Ochi laughs and holds up a poster, it reading;
Classroom Show
The Principal and Superintendent will be observing each class in the school. Since classes (Ochi-sensei's class) have been reported for being haphazard and unruly, each class is required to present a presentation upon the big shots entry. Do whatever it takes to keep your teacher (Ochi-sensei) from being fired. For those who really impress the superintendent, they will receive a Stay Out of School for One Month Free Card from the principal. The teacher who's class best impresses the superintendent, will receive a paid vacation to Hawaii for a month
Ochi slams her fist on her desk, and shouts at her class.
"I WANT THIS VACATION,"
Tatsuki sweat drops, along with the rest of the class, they all thinking the same thing.
'What about you being fired...don't you care?'
"And if none of you make this happen, I'll make the rest of your year with me hell...and you know I can do it," she finishes off demonically, her voice laced with an evil undertone, scaring everyone but the stoic Ryo, who merely flips a page in her book, keeping one ear open to her sensei's words.
"Now that my threat is over with, I'll be assigning the groups," Ochi coughs into her hands, and points to each student as she formed the groups. "Nazi, Ogata, Rin, you're group 1," The students groan. "Risa, Al, Roy, you're Group 2," The boy of the group grins, liking this. "Kojima, Asano, Natsui, you're Group 3," Mahana (15) groans not liking this at all, not wanting to be in Keigo's group. "Kurosaki, Kunieda, Ogawa, you're Group 4," Michiru (15) shakily raises her hand.
"Sensei, Kurosaki isn't here...and well," Michiru glances shakily at the icy eyes of Ryo, and she shivers. "Can I have another group," Ochi smiles, making Michiru think she would change it, when Ochi slaps her ruler across the desk, causing everyone to jump.
"No way, all groups are final,"
Michiru whimpers, not wanting to be in the same group, not with the people known for the two features that frighten everyone...well, everyone but those who knew them. There was Ichigo with his constant scowl and glare, and then there was Ryo with her cold stare and attitude, making even Ichigo cautious in her presence.
"Arisawa," Tatsuki's ears perk up. "Kuchiki," Rukia and Ichigo enter class as Rukia's name was called. "And Honsho will be Group 5," Tatsuki's pencil snaps, Chizuru who was still unconscious on the ground twitches, and Rukia raises an eyebrow wondering what was happening.
"Hell no," Shouts Tatsuki. "We won't get anything done, we're basically screwed," Ochi laughs cruelly.
"Sorry Arisawa, but the first method in building any healthy relationship is by working pass your differences, and you two have a lot to work out," Ochi glances at the text the counselor sent her through her cell.
'What the hell was I thinking? There's no way these two would go to counseling, texting is the next step in counseling...but is this alright? Putting these two in the same group...with the new student Kuchiki...oh well, it doesn't matter, everything will work out fine, I'm sure of it,'
Ochi had no idea she had just set up the two teams that should have never come into contact with one another. Even if she knew, she wouldn't have cared, as long as it didn't affect her chances in winning her paid vacation to Hawaii.
"And Group 6 will be...Inoue, Ishida, and Sado...the rest of ya...I don't care what you do, team up, be happy, and pray they you do well...and for the single person that will sure to be out, I wish you the best of luck on your own, because there are only groups of three, so yeah,"
Ochi laughs, earning stares from everyone, not believing this woman was a teacher...how the fates hated them.
Chizuru: Um, Tatsuki, the chapter is over
Tatsuki is seen smashing her head into the wall, mumbling (Why) over and over again.
Chizuru: Okay, Tatsuki is out of it right now, and since she is, let's give myself a round of applause for landing my first big kiss, and almost sexual rape on Ta-Ack
Chizuru dives behind the couch, avoiding a fury of books from the screaming Tatsuki.
Rukia: Wow, Arisawa doesn't seem to happy about this...will she be alright?
Chizuru (Waves off Rukia's worry): Don't worry Rukia-chan, Tatsuki isn't upset about the outcome of the story, she's pissed about her story, still not being put up, while Author-sama has put up...yet another
Rukia (Stares at the rampaging Tatsuki, a large sweat drop forming): Don't you think she's going overboard?
Chizuru (Laughs hard): Yep, but that's Tatsuki for you, she's insane
Ryo: I think you're the insane one, doing what you did to her
Chizuru: When did you...oh forget it? (Chizuru smiles at the camera) Alright everyone, join us next time in chapter 3, things will grow hot between Tatsuki, Rukia, and I, you won't want to miss this (Chizuru laughs perversely).
Tatsuki (Growls angrily and points her finger at the camera): Nothing is going to happen, don't let her deci-AH (Tatsuki is hit by a book in the head from nowhere and she collapses)
The camera zooms on the innocently whistling Chizuru
Ryo: She's going to kill you when she wakes up...I advise you hide (Ryo turns to the camera, and waves her hand, causing everything to go black) until next time everyone