Tatsuki: Hey everyone, we're back with the third chapter of, Bleach: Chizuru's Way (Tatsuki then whispers under her breath), more like horn dog way

Ryo: Tatsuki...when are you going to release her?

Tatsuki and Ryo stares at Chizuru tied to a robe in a very 'bondage' like fashion, hanging by the ceiling.

Tatsuki: I'll say in ten or so chapters

Ryo: But it looks like she's enjoying it

Tatsuki stares at Chizuru, and to her irritation, the psycho was enjoying it.

Tatsuki: Dammit, can I do anything to you, that'll break you psycho les? (Tatsuki's eyes brightens, an idea hitting her, and she grins evilly) Ryo I'm going to make Chizuru pay for what she did last chapter one way or another, even if I have to (Tatsuki crackles darkly, sending a shiver through the flushed Chizuru)

Ryo (Stares at Tatsuki for a long moment, and shakes her head slowly): Well, I guess it's up to me again. Konsu doesn't own Bleach, but this plot within the plot he does, so yeah...I'm returning to my book


Chizuru was mad for two reasons. One, she was partnered up with the gorilla Tatsuki, her mortal enemy. Two, she was partnered up with Tatsuki and Rukia, in Tatsuki's room, and not her room, where she had all her...tools for such an occasion whenever she was teamed up with two girls...even if it was one like Tatsuki.

'Who am I kidding; I would only go to Tatsuki if I'm in desperate need of release,'

Yeah, that was the only reason, and Chizuru would keep that story at that. But on to other problems, with Tatsuki around, Chizuru wouldn't be able to conduct some fun with the beautiful Kuchiki. Peeking at the girl from behind her book, Chizuru releases a small perverse laugh, alerting Tatsuki.

"Say something Chizuru?"

Chizuru shivers at Tatsuki's cold voice.

'Crap, she's still angry about earlier,'

Putting on her best, non-perverted smile, Chizuru answers Tatsuki's life or death question.

"Na, just trying to figure out what to do when I sneezed,"

Tatsuki raises an eyebrow skeptically, but lets it go with a shrug.

"So, what's the plan?"

Tatsuki and Chizuru glares at Rukia, causing the shinigami girl to flinch at the intensity of their stares.

'What, what is this feeling? It's like staring into the eyes of animals...one dangerous and deadly, the other dangerous and full of lust...I think I'm in trouble here,'

Elsewhere at the Kurosaki Household, things weren't any better. Michiru was shivering from the combination of the strange chilling aura of the household, the cold glare from Ryo, and the irritated, yet very, very dark glare from Ichigo. Karin and Yuzu (10) stood off to the side, with their father, not sure what to do about this tense full situation.

'I'm scared, I'm so scared,'

Leaving the silently crying Michiru, the scene returns to Tatsuki's home where things were finally heating up.

Chizuru chuckles darkly, it was time to execute, Plan: Drug Tatsuki and Rukia, and have way with Purple-eyed Kitten, while the Gorilla is catching Z's. Rubbing her hands together devilishly, Chizuru glances at the items in her bag.

'Glad I came prepared,'

Inside the bag were various objects Chizuru would be arrested for should anyone find out what she plans on doing with them. There was edible strawberry lotion she crafted years ago, rope, handcuffs, honey, a banana, a cooler containing strawberries and peaches, a whip, two bottles of sleeping pills, chains, and, something, something that was missing.

'Where's the drink, I had it specially prepared for Rukia-chan,'

"Ah, that was good,"

Chizuru shivers, praying to all hopes that Gorilla hadn't done what she thought she's done. Glancing at Tatsuki, she saw her holding an empty sprite bottle. Chizuru slaps her head, not believing it.

'This...this isn't good at all,'

Chizuru intently, unnerving Tatsuki, and amusing Rukia slightly, wondering what was so interesting about Tatsuki, so she stares also, further unnerving the karate girl.

"What...is there something on my face?" Tatsuki swipes her face, trying to get whatever the two were seeing off her face. "Um, there isn't anything...so what is it? Why are you two staring at me?" Tatsuki crosses her arms over her chest, glaring at the two, expecting an answer.

Chizuru waves her hand, and laughs nervously.

"Nothing, nothing, let's return to work on this silly project,"

Tatsuki nods, and stares at the history book once more, trying to find anything they could use for the assignment their crazy sensei assigned for them.

Chizuru takes one more glance at Tatsuki, a trickle of sweat rolling down her face.

'Nothing's happening; I guess I should be relieved. But wait, then that means I spent my two hundred on scam...oh that guy is going to get it, I'm gonna break his precious tool into so many sections he'll never be able to use it defile another woman again,'

Smiling a bit at the thought, Chizuru shivers feeling someone over her. Glancing up and back, she stares into the purple eyes of Rukia, her current prey. Rukia leans forward and whispers into Chizuru's ear, so low that the panting Tatsuki couldn't hear.

"Yo, Honsho what are we doing again?"

Rukia was grinning, and Chizuru sweat drops, her glasses falling over her nose in disbelief.

"You...don't know what we're doing...you don't know why we came together?"

"Nope," Laughs Rukia, arms crossed over her chest. "I walked in class after hearing our names called, and Ichigo wouldn't tell me anything, so I just went along without knowing anything,"

"And you didn't bother asking anyone?"

"I'm a shy new student, so I didn't bother,"

Chizuru's eyebrow twitches slightly, seriously rethinking of 'attacking' Rukia.

'That and how you're acting...doesn't connect Rukia-chan,'

Chizuru sighs and was about to answer, when she notices a flushed Tatsuki, removing her shirt, revealing her black sports bra, toned stomach, and slim waist...her stomach drenched in a light layer of sweat giving her a slight sexy appearance in Chizuru's eyes.

"Damn it's hot," Tatsuki stands and turns to the two staring girls. "You two want anything to drink?"

"Water," Answers Chizuru quickly.

"The same," Answers Rukia smiling.

Nodding, Tatsuki quickly leaves, feeling unbearably hot, a hot she has never felt before, a hot she couldn't let Rukia and Chizuru, especially Chizuru know she was feeling being around the two of them.

'What the hell...is wrong with me?'

Resting against the wall, Tatsuki squeezes her legs together, her face reddening.

"I can't...hold it,"

Pushing off the wall, Tatsuki heads to the bathroom, cursing whatever high spirit that was out to get her.

XxXxXxXxXx

Things at the Kurosaki House weren't progressing at all. Ryo, Ichigo, and Michiru sat at their same spots. Well, Ryo and Ichigo were in their same glaring positions, and Yuzu was poking the sleeping Michiru with a stick she found.

Karin who has long went away, walks into the kitchen, needing a drink when she saw the scene. Staring at them for a short moment, Karin sighs and decides to take things in her own hands. Having heard many stories from Tatsuki, Karin knew how to handle this situation.

Walking over to Ryo, Karin taps her leg, drawing her attention, and glares into her eyes.

"Kunieda-san...would you like some Jasmine Tea; I hear it's your favorite,"

The cold glare in Ryo's eyes fade, replaced by a warm glow that could only belong to a kind pure heart.

"I would like that...thank you," Ichigo, having had a glare off with Ryo for the past eight hours, nearly falls out his seat.

'Are you kidding me?' Thought Ichigo, stun at the turn of events. 'All I had to do was offer her tea and she would stop glaring...oh come on,' Ichigo watches Karin attempt to prepare tea, but before she could start, Yuzu stops her.

"Allow me Karin-chan; we don't want to ruin someone's taste buds,"

Karin turns red, knowing what Yuzu was implying.

"One time Yuzu, I only sent you all to the hospital one time,"

Yuzu and Ichigo stare at Karin, their deadpan expressions mirroring the others, and they speak in unison, something that didn't happen often.

"One time was enough for us to never allow you to cook anything again,"

Karin huffs and stomps out the kitchen, forgetting her original objective of getting juice before heading to sleep, too pissed off to even think about drinking.

'Those bastards,'

XxXxXxXxXx

Chizuru couldn't help it, she couldn't she had to ogle Tatsuki. Now that she could see Tatsuki, really see the girl, she had to admit, Tatsuki had a body one wouldn't expect on a girl like her. Long smooth, shapely legs, nice thighs formed after so many years of practicing karate, a slim waist, a sexy stomach, a freaking C-cup, and a nicely toned boy thanks to her karate, yes, Tatsuki was a true beauty.

'It's too bad her attitude totally turns me off, but looking at that is really making me reconsider,' Thought Chizuru, a small perverted chuckle escaping her lips as she saw Tatsuki's flushed face turn a shade redder. The girl was panting and stealing glances at Rukia, and her every time she thought they weren't looking.

'I guess the potion really worked...that man is saved,'

Rukia was a bit concern over Tatsuki's change in behavior. Having noticed her flushed face, she consider checking her temperature, but didn't want to invade Tatsuki's personal space, not knowing how Tatsuki would take from being touched by her, seeing how they just met.

'But she doesn't look too well,'

Throwing caution into the wind, Rukia, not knowing what her actions were about to cause, places her forehead against Tatsuki's, to check her temperature. Rukia's eyes widen in alarm, feeling the intense heat, and she pulls back quickly.

"Arisawa, you're burning up, we need to get you some help,"

A dark smile spreads across Tatsuki's face.

"No, you're the only help I need Rukia,"

Chizuru shivers, liking where this was going, and she scoots back to watch from a distance. Rukia however was more confused at Tatsuki's words, than the way she said her name.

"How can I possibly help you?"

Tatsuki motions for Rukia to sit down, and the girl does so, much to Tatsuki's pleasure.

"Come closer and I'll show you how,"

A little cautious at this point, Rukia slowly moves closer, ignoring the warning alarms going off in her mind. Spotting Tatsuki's smirk, Rukia finally decides to listen to the alarms, but it was too late. Tatsuki had captured Rukia's lips with her own, kissing the shock shinigami deeply. Too stun to react, Rukia could feel Tatsuki's tongue exploring her mouth, her hand creeping up her thigh, the other gripping her chin tightly, holding her should she try to escape.

'Wow...I'm being molested by a human...this is unsettling...she's a good kisser though,'

Feeling Tatsuki's hand grip her breast, Rukia releases a small cry, and she hears a perverted giggle from Chizuru. Staring at the girl, she saw her blushing darkly, eyes a bit unsure, as if she was in an internal conflict.

'If I stop this now, there's a chance Tatsuki won't kill me, but if I don't stop it, and continue to watch this wonderful show, Tatsuki will, without a doubt, kill me in the worse possible ways once she finds out it's my fault she's like this. What to do, pleasure or pain, pleasure or pain, pleasure or pain?'

Watching Tatsuki break the kiss, revealing a trail of saliva connecting her mouth and Rukia's, Chizuru almost lost it until she saw the pleading eyes of Rukia. Now knowing what she must do, Chizuru did the one thing she knew would cost her life in one way or another...she squeezes her own breast, and makes a cute cry, calling out a name she know she shouldn't in Tatsuki's presence.

"Oh Orihime, you're touch is so intoxicating...I think I'm getting an erection,"

All at once, whatever spell Tatsuki was in vanishes for that short period, and she snaps her eyes on Chizuru.

"What was that?"

Acting quickly, Chizuru grabs the handcuffs and chains from her bag.

"Help me tie her up Rukia-chan,"

Rukia quickly nods and grabs the chain as it was thrown her way. Too slow to comprehend what was happening; Tatsuki is chained to her bed, and locked up tight with Chizuru's handcuffs.

"What the hell is this? Let me go,"

"Sorry Tatsuki, but as long as that drink is in your system, you won't be going anywhere,"

Rukia stares at Chizuru blankly.

"What drink?"

"The one Tatsuki drunk earlier, it was a special drink that sends the drinker's hormones in a rage, and brings their lust to their peak. I'm sure if Tatsuki was a guy, she would have impregnated you if she had the chance,"

"And why do you know this...huh...Honsho?" Demands Tatsuki lowly, threateningly. "And better yet, why do you have these chains and handcuffs?"

Chizuru ignores Tatsuki's questions and turns to Rukia smiling.

"How about we forget this ever happen and return to work Rukia-chan,"

'There's no way I can ever forget about this...or that kiss,' Thought Rukia, face a bit red, but nods, deciding to play along. "R-right, this never happened. It would be disastrous should our classmates discover this incident," States Rukia, using her innocent school girl voice.

"I don't really mind, but for my sake no one should find out," States Chizuru seriously, she avoiding the deathly eyes of Tatsuki.

"Agreed," Growls Tatsuki darkly, killing intent clear in her voice.

A few minutes of silence follows, no one not really knowing what to say. Well, it was more like Tatsuki was turning red once more, from rage and the potion reviving itself, trying her best to control herself, Chizuru was at a distance, not wanting to be caught by Tatsuki, knowing death when she saw it, and then there was Rukia, she still trying to make heads or tails about what happened.

Rukia suddenly snaps her fingers and grins in a deadpan manner.

"So, what are we doing for our project again?"

XxXxXxXxXx

Isshin walks passed the kitchen and pauses. Taking a step back, he stares blankly at the scene before him. There was Michiru, snoring lightly on the floor, a teacup on her nose, with Yuzu's head resting on her stomach, her own stomach exposed. Ichigo was snoring loudly, exhausted bags under his eyes, holding his pencil tightly, his eyebrows scrunched up even in his sleep. His eyes finally fall on Ryo. The girl was, remarkably still up, writing in her notebook...her eyes soul less, scaring him silly. Hearing his sharp gasp, Ryo stops writing, and her eyes slowly rolls up so she was glaring into the man's frighten orbs.

Opening her mouth, Ryo speaks, her voice somehow echoing throughout the house.

"Is there...a problem...Kurosaki-san?"

Isshin shakes his head fiercely, and hastily makes his way to his room, wanting to get away from the demon child.

'I need to call an exorcist...and I thought Tatsuki was a little demon, this girl is on another level...plus she's creepy,'

Isshin suddenly grins.

"She'll make a perfect wife for Ichigo,"

Karin, who was on the couch mindlessly watching TV, sweats drops, not believing what her idiot of a father had said this time.

"That idiot...what is he going on about now...oh well...as long as he doesn't bring me into it, I'm fine,"

Too bad the fates were against Karin...because her father had a plan, a crazy plan to get his son married to the ice cold bookworm demon that was Ryo....and Karin along with Yuzu was a part of this crazy plan.

Like it or not


Tatsuki (Over by the sink, watching her tongue fiercely): I'll kill him, I swear I will

Chizuru (Laughing on the floor): It wasn't that bad, I mean, I would have loved to be in your position

Rukia (Stares at the scrubbing Tatsuki, very insulted): Are you trying to say there's something wrong with my mouth

(Tatsuki spits out the toothpaste, along with Rukia's taste from her mouth, and whirls on the girl, eyes blazing)

Tatsuki: Wrong or not, I can't believe I did that

Chizuru: It was hot Tatsuki; I just wish it was more detailed

Ryo: Luckily for you that's all what happened to you this chapter. Apparently I'm going to get it worse next chapter

Tatsuki: I need to breathe, this place is killing me

(Tatsuki walks away, ignoring Chizuru's shouts)

Chizuru: Oh well, I guess she'll find out that Author-sama is ready to put up her story later...oh well

Ryo and Rukia: She'll kill you for not telling her in the first place

(Chizuru laughs and walks away, breaking into a cold sweat unnoticed to the two girls)