Chizuru: Hey everyone, this chapter, unfortunately has nothing to do with my happiness for girls...how sad
(Isshin rushes into the room, and bumps into Chizuru, knocking her out the way)
Isshin: That's right, this chapter is my family's focus on bringing Ichigo together with his future wife Ryo.
(Isshin suddenly dives to the side, avoiding a sword swipe from the glaring Ryo)
Ryo: You, I don't know what you're planning, but if I kill you, it'll be over
(Karin and Yuzu appears from above and lands on Ryo)
Karin & Yuzu: Sorry Ryo-nee, but it's time to start the chapter
Chizuru: Konsu does not own Bleach, but this crazy little story he does
Karin & Yuzu: Got it
"This is Big Dad; I'm in position A,"
"This is Little Yu, I'm in position B,"
"This is...why the hell am I doing this crap...this is Mi Kari, I'm in position C,"
"Karin, you're too slow on responding, that's no way for my Second in Command to act,"
"Me...Second in Command....ehehe,"
"Focus Karin, we have them in sight,"
"Roger Sir,"
"Now you get into it Karin-chan,"
"Shut it Yuzu,"
Isshin, Karin, and Yuzu were shadowing Ryo, Ichigo, and Michiru to school. Per permission of their father, Karin and Yuzu were allowed to skip school to go with their father's crazy plan in getting Ichigo and Ryo together.
It all started at breakfast when Ichigo, Ryo, and Michiru headed off to school.
Flash
"Girls, we're going to make Ryo and Ichigo a couple,"
Karin and Yuzu stares at their father blankly for a few moments. Yuzu being the first to come out of her shock squeals happily.
"Yay, now I can finally start my career as a matchmaker,"
Isshin smiles in approval, and gives Yuzu a thumb up.
"That's my number one daughter,"
Karin's eyes darkens, at his words, and Isshin release a small nervous laugh. The next second, he was on the ground, a footprint in the middle of his face with Karin sitting on his back, eating cereal.
"One, don't play favorites with your kids, especially your twins, ya big moron," Mutters Karin angrily. "And two, hell no, we're not doing something that stupid, so Yuzu put away that cupid outfit," Yuzu sighs and walks away. "Anyways, what kind of business do you expect to have wearing something like that, I sure as hell wouldn't go to you for work about love," Karin shakes her head and turns back to her father. "We're not doing it," Isshin suddenly smiles.
"If you agree to help, you can skip school,"
"I'm in," 'I have a test I didn't study for, I can't go and fail. I need some kind of cool excuse so I can take the test later,'
"Excellent, Yuzu, we're on,"
Yuzu skips into the room wearing her cupid outfit and Karin snarls at her.
"I will not go anywhere with you wearing that, take it off,"
Flash
'Well...wearing sunglasses is an improvement...but what's with the suit?'
Karin decides to push it out of her mind, and follows her idiotic father up a tree.
"Why are we climbing a tree," Hisses Karin.
Isshin grins and brings out a telescope.
"Better visual," Isshin brings his hand to the earpiece and speaks into the microphone. "Yuzu, execute Alpha A Delta," Karin blinks at this.
"What does that mean?"
If possible, Isshin's grin widens.
"Just watch,"
Yuzu's voice echoes through Karin's and Isshin's head in response.
"Roger that Taicho,"
Isshin smile wavers a bit, but it returns full force hearing her next words.
"Execute in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,"
Ichigo's agonizing scream is heard through the speaker, and all over Karakura. A nervous laugh is heard a few seconds later.
"Hahaha....oops,"
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"Wow Strawberry...why do you smell like strawberries...and fish?"
"I don't want to talk about it...I just don't,"
Tatsuki shrugs and takes her seat, very curious about what happened, judging by the reactions of Ryo and Michiru when she asked her question. Ryo's lips were twitching, she obviously struggling not to laugh. Michiru however had no problem, and was laughing none too quietly in her arms, she snorting, earning laughter from everyone but the glowering Ichigo.
"Wow, everyone seems to be in high spirits,"
"Yeah, something happened to Strawberry on the way to school, some kind of prank by the looks of it,"
"Strawberry?"
"I mean Ichigo, Rukia,"
"Oh, got'cha Tatsuki,"
Tatsuki nods, and then stiffens. Face turning red, she glares at Rukia; the girl was smiling, struggling not to laugh at Ichigo's red face, his red shirt, and the strange combination smell of fish and strawberries radiating from him.
'Why the hell is she talking to me? And since when are we so familiar with each other?'
"Since ya two ton-"
Tatsuki's fist connects with Chizuru's gut, knocking her out instantly.
"Don't read my mind alien,"
Rukia sweat drops at how quickly Tatsuki knocked out Chizuru.
'She didn't even finish her sentence...Tatsuki is brutal,' Rukia turns back to Ichigo to see him trying to wipe the gunk from his shirt.
"Really, what happened to Ichigo?"
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"Yuzu, despite how awesome that was...that wasn't what I had in my mind,"
Isshin was very disappointed in Yuzu. He thought she understood the plans, but she didn't which resulted in Ichigo being soaked in fish juice and strawberry sauce. Where Yuzu got the stuff from had him. Where she possibly had the time to prepare them in such a way that hit Ichigo like it had, had him even more. But right now that didn't matter, what did was getting his son together with his future daughter-in-law.
"Second-in-Command, I leave the next plan to you,"
Karin sparkles at hearing her title once again.
"Okay," Karin punches her fist grinning. "Yuzu you're an idiot through and through, so we know who takes after father the most. This means leave everything up to me. If you want to do this, then we'll have to do it right," Karin brings out a notepad and a pen, and begins writing at an alarming rate, stunning her sister and father. "Plan A-F is complete, let's get started with Plan A first...something I like to call," Karin pauses for dramatic effect.
"Operation Lunch...Yuzu...once again you're the star, so please...do this right,"
"Roger that,"
"Roger that Karin-fukutaicho, Yuzu,"
"Ah, roger that, Karin-fukutaicho,"
Karin puffs out her chest and Isshin smiles gently.
'This is great, she's really getting into it,' Isshin glances at Yuzu, she adjusting her tie and shades. 'And she's not the only one,' Smile widening, he watches Yuzu run off towards the school, sticking to the shadows like a ninja.
"Oh, she has talent...maybe she should be a ninja,"
"Shut up dad,"
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Ichigo stiffens and glances over his shoulder. Something quickly hides itself in the shadows of his class. Peeking into it, someone bumps into his desk, drawing him away from the hiding person.
"Sorry about that Kurosaki-kun,"
"It's alright Inoue, just be careful,"
"Alright,"
Orihime runs out the class, to join Tatsuki, Ryo, Chizuru, Mahana, Michiru, and Rukia under the tree for lunch.
"Always in a rush,"
Ichigo went to grab his lunch, when he found it gone.
"What?"
Hearing a chair knocking over, he turns and sees a figure rushing out the class, scurrying like a cat.
"Hey,"
Ichigo gives chase, ready to pound the idiot who stole his lunch.
XxXxXxXxXx
The sounds of Ichigo's shouts are heard from outside the building. The girls stare at the building, seeing Ichigo chasing something it strangely resembling a black fox.
"Okay...that's weird," Mumbles Mahana, taking a bite of her salmon sandwich.
"Ditto," Agrees Michiru, she taking a bite of out of the sandwich she snatched from Mahana's lunch, unnoticed to her friend.
"Orihime...what...is that?"
The girls turn to Orihime's lunch and turn green. Orihime meanwhile smiles brightly and explains.
"It's a salmon and omelet burger topped with cheese, crackers, red bean paste, whip cream, bacon, and horse radish...it's one of my favorites,"
Orihime cuts off a piece and brings it over for Tatsuki to taste.
"Try some...it's delicious,"
Tatsuki's heart thumps loudly, she staring at the food in genuine fear.
'Why, why does she continue to do this to me?' In Tatsuki's mind, she saw Orihime's lips turn up in a devious smirk. 'So that's it, she makes me taste out her food first, I'm her personal guinea pig, oh no, not this Arisawa,' Tatsuki puts on her best smile.
"Sorry Orihime, but I remember Chizuru saying she would taste your next meal in an attempt of proving her love for you,"
Chizuru shakes her head slowly.
"Sorry Tatsuki-chan, I'd rather sleep with you, than eat that," Noticing Orihime's crestfallen face, Chizuru continues quickly. "Delicious thing, I mean, Hime did want you to taste it, you better not turn away her heart by denying he food," Chizuru grins seeing Orihime's beaming face and Tatsuki's murderous glare.
Swallowing the lump in her throat, Tatsuki gives Orihime a shaky smile.
"Sure, let me taste it Orihime,"
Beaming, Orihime brings the fork to Tatsuki's mouth. Tatsuki sweats smelling the food, and she swallows another lump. Opening her mouth slowly, she almost gags as Orihime shoves the food in as if afraid she would close her mouth.
Smart girl
Tatsuki's face turns an interesting shade of green, but she chews, chews like her life dependent on it. The mix of the salmon and the whip cream swirls in her mouth, swirling with the horse radish, and the crunchiness of the bacon and crackers. It was very disgusting, and Tatsuki almost hurls feeling the bits red bean paste, egg, and horse radish sliding down her throat.
'Orihime is trying to kill me...what did I ever do to her?'
Deciding to finish it, Tatsuki swallows it, and quickly grabs her soda, and pours it down her throat, needing to drown the taste out her mouth.
Orihime watches on, her smile never fading, in fact, if one looked closer, they would have seen her smile widening ever so slightly.
"Tatsuki,"
The green girl glares at Rukia.
"What is it?"
Rukia wordlessly brings her finger to the bit of whip cream by Tatsuki's lip. The eyes of their friends watch closely, stun as they see her wipe it, and then proceed to suck her finger. A dark, very dark blush covers Tatsuki's face. Chizuru gasps, wishing Rukia would have done that to her, Mahana and Michiru blushes as well, not sure what to make of Rukia's actions. Orihime however had a strange glare in her eyes, her eyebrow twitching ever so slightly.
'What's...going on here?'
"Ru...Kuchiki what," Stutters Tatsuki shocked, she backing away from the blinking shinigami.
"Well," Starts Rukia. "I," Rukia couldn't finish, because at that moment, the shadow fox-thing Ichigo was chasing appears, and snatches Ryo's lunch in its mouth, and scurries off once more.
Ryo's eyes darken unnaturally and she rises slowly. Michiru eeps, and hides behind Mahana knowing what was coming. Ryo bends into a starting position, as if readying for a race.
"Whatever that thing was, it'll be impossible to outrun Ryo," Mumbles Mahana. "Because she's," Ryo suddenly bursts into a sprint, quickly gaining on the suddenly frighten 'fox', who increased its speed. "The star of the track team," Ichigo suddenly appears, he quickly gaining on the two, he shouting curses at the 'fox'.
"Um,"
No one knew what to say on Ichigo's sudden appearance, or the face they could see Isshin and Karin sitting in the tree above them.
Tatsuki opens her mouth to address them, but Chizuru stops her.
"Don't, pretend like we never saw them...they're obviously in another world right now,"
Tatsuki slowly nods, agreeing and returns to her lunch, erasing everything from her mind, including Orihime's food and Rukia's 'odd' action.
XxXxXxXxXx
Yuzu was scared. The fox cloak she had on was waving in the wind, about to fall off at any minute. The speed demon Ryo was closing in on her, Ichigo wasn't too far behind, still shouting curses at her.
'I'm almost there,'
Turning a corner, Yuzu stares at the stairs leading to that special spot.
"Hold it brat,"
Yuzu yelps like a fox hearing Ichigo's shout, he now running in pace with Ryo. Feet and hands moving quickly, she scurries up the stairs like an animal, a desperate animal trying to escape the predator, predators dying to sink their fangs into her frail little body. Feeling someone's breath on her neck, Yuzu almost freezes hearing the cold, murderous voice.
"I got you now...girl,"
Ryo was seconds from tarring the cloak off Yuzu's body, when a pebble hits her head, knocking her off balance, and into Ichigo, giving the brat the chance to escape.
"I got you,"
Ichigo catches Ryo, and nearly tumbles back from the sudden weight. Ryo's face pushes up against Ichigo's strong chest, and she blushes a bit.
'This is...a bit awkward,' Thought the girl, she staring up at Ichigo, and nearly smiles seeing his determined, murderous eyes.
"Whoever that was...I'll beat him up,"
"It was a girl,"
"Well...ugh,"
Ryo chuckles, and Ichigo glares down at her, clearly annoyed. Ryo glances at the hill, and raises an eyebrow at the sight.
"Kurosaki...look,"
Ichigo glances down at Ryo, and then at the area where she was staring, and proceeds to sweat drop…greatly. There, placed in clear sight for everyone around to see, was a red sheet, a very familiar red sheet with black leaves decorating it, it placed under a tree where the shade was hitting it just right. On the sheet was his and Ryo's lunch, a bottle of sake, candles, and a violinist, he playing a smooth tune, staring at them expectedly.
"That bastard," Growls Ichigo, he grinning widely, his eyes full of vengeance. "He set up all this and probably had some kid in the neighborhood bring us here,"
"A pretty good plan," Mumbles Ryo impressed.
"Let's just get our lunch and go,"
"Kurosaki,"
Ichigo glares down at Ryo.
"Unfortunately, we can't do that, if we do, we won't be able to finish our meals, and we'll be late for class,"
"Let's eat on the way to school then,"
"I will not eat and walk to school; I like to enjoy my meals,"
Ichigo flinches at Ryo's tone, and glares to the side, clearly giving up.
"Fine, but when I get home, I'm killing that old man,"
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Isshin gives Karin a thumbs up watching Ichigo and Ryo eat their lunch 'pleasantly' on the spot they set up for them.
"Excellent my daughter, you are truly my Second-in-Command,"
Sparkles appear around Karin, pleased at the compliment and her title.
"Don't be impressed yet, this is only the opening act,"
Karin adjusts the glasses she snatched from Yuzu, she grinning brightly.
"Yuzu," Karin glares at her heavily panting sister. The girl was lying on her back, face red, clearly exhausted. Yuzu's eyes roll to the side, she staring weakly at her smirking sister. "I still have some use of you," Yuzu whimpers, not wanting to do anything else for her demonic sister.
"Plan A is done with, we'll start Plan B in three hours...now...let's head home, I'm hungry,"
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"Okay guys, tomorrow night let's stay at Tatsuki's to throw our ideas together and figure out how to conquer this obstacle sensei set out for us," Declares Mahana.
Tatsuki's soda slips from her hand, her glare clearly reading she was not okay with that idea.
"Oh really, wow Tatsuki I didn't you were hosting a sleepover,"
Tatsuki's eyebrow twitches slightly hearing Orihime, and think.
'Why can't you stop Orihime, you know I can't resist those eyes of yours?'
Chizuru grins, liking this idea.
'Breast and ass all in one room, this will be a sleep over to remember,'
Chizuru giggles behind her hand, a plan forming in mind.
'Those asses will be mine,'
Karin: This is only the start, I have much in store for Ryo and Ichigo
Yuzu: You're really getting into this aren't you?
Karin: Of course, I am Second-in-Command after all
Yuzu: Really, but I thought dad demoted you to Kitchen Duty
Karin: What? Where did you hear that?
Yuzu: Hehehe, I know everything...I'm an Oracle
(Chizuru walks into the room wearing nothing but her underwear, followed by a familiar crazy girl. Chizuru blinks slowly seeing the twins and the twins blink owlishly at the sight of her and her friend)
Chizuru: Why are you two?
(Chizuru notices that it was the end of the chapter and she blushes darkly)
???: Huh, what's going on?
Chizuru: Nothing, nothing, just go back; it's too early for you to be seen
???: Huh, wait what, don't push me
Chizuru: Shut up (Chizuru glares at the snickering twins, their faces very red) I'll deal with you two later for this, just wait. That's the end of the chapter folks, when we return things are going to become hot once more, and it'll become even hotter when I run into the desperate sister of a classmate
???: Who the hell are you calling desperate, I'll rip those glasses off your face and shove them down your throat
(Chizuru giggles perversely and stalks back into the room to handle the older girl)
Yuzu and Karin: Bye guys, tune in next time for more chaos in Bleach: Chizuru's Way