CONTINUATION: PART 2...

"What?" Kyle shouted, flailing his arms around his almost naked body like that of a drowning fish. The glitter on his pretty pink thong shone brightly in the well-lit room and Kenny couldn't help but smirk at the nice view of Kyle's ass, sending a salute Poppy's way before resuming his staring.

"You heard me Jew-boy. You can start with Kenny seen as he's got an insta-boner from your cute little booty already." Poppy said in a sickningly sweet tone, pointing to the blonde across the circle. He waved at a bemused Broflovski and becconed him over, the ginger hottie doing as instructed before getting mouth-raped my the McCormick boy.

Poppy watched with pride for her fellow ginger (even though she was now a brunette - she would always be a ginger at heart!) as he leant down blushing, and unzipped Kenny's fly. "Good Jew. Cartman, I can't be asked putting up with your sadistic, racist, homophobic, and zenaphobic comments regarding my beautiful Kylie so simple slap yourself again please."

The obese teen did so, harder than the last time - more to slap himself out of the orgasmic bliss his little 'session' with one Butters had brought on.

"Awesome," Poppy started before a bored look took over her face and she resumed speaking. "Now, before we fully start the second part of our fourth game; I've got a few notices. First off: This chapter will probably contain M-rated semi-smut again, blah blah blah, the usual drill there. Secondly: I have removed one or two ideas seen as they either involve Bieber (no Eva - I will NOT let Bieber **** me out. Simply because he's not Kenny.) or because they were too boring/stupid/not funny enough. Not many though so don't get'cha thongs in a twist. Thirdly and most importantly: everyone's taking the 'can i be in it?' thing too far. Sorry, for your ideas or one chapter here or there - sure. No problem. But over five people have asked to be in it full-time and I just can't keep up with it. I am sorry but with school restarting and coursework and all; it's just too much. But i will allow for 1-chapter-stands. So go ahead with that. Lastly: regarding my previous notification - yes, there will be one more person who's in this full-time and that is one of the best friends i've ever had: Niamh. Don't bitch at me about it, i promised her first time she'd read it so yeah. NOW, LET US COMMENSE WITH THE GOOD SHIZ!"

Poppy smiled and snapped her fingers, and eight (A/N: see what you people are doing to me?) people appeared in multi-coloured clouds of smoke. Each waved or said a greeting, making Poppy sweatdrop as she could not take it all in.

"Heh heh... Hey guys and gals, I know some of you requested certain clothing but to be honest: I can't be arsed. So instead, everyone gets a pair of black skinnies and a colour-coded tee with your new Petname from me on them!"

At the far right side of the line, a tall blonde dude with a blue streak running through his fringe and matching eyes stood smiling. His shirt read Crazy. Next to Crazy stood a girl slightly taller than him with long blonde hair that hung in front of her freckled face, hiding oceanic eyes and rosy cheeks. Her top read Rosey. On the left of Rosey was shorter girl with mocha skin and coca brown hair and eyes. She smiled cutely and waved. Her tee read Marcy. One up from Marcy was an average height girl with forest brown hair and matching eyes. Her pale skin shone brightly and her warm eyes sparkled with glee. Her top read Teal. Next to Teal was a tall-ish girl with long blonde hair and sky blue eyes. Her cheeky grin showed signs of pearly whites beneath and her eyes glistened with mischief. Her T-shirt read Hidan. Looking up from Hidan was an extreamly tall chick (who's height rivaled Poppy's own) stood. She had shoulder length virgin white hair with a sharp red streak running through it. Her ruby eyes stood out against her pale complection. Her tee read Kawaii. Standing next to Kawaii was a male teen of average height with rather feminine features (such as small shoulders and curvy hips and waist) but was clearly a dude. He had shaggy blonde hair that practically covered his steel grey eyes. His top read Logan. And last in the line, at the far left, was a girl of average height with long ebony hair, tied in a braid that swung lazily over her left shoulder and wore black-framed glasses that covered pretty brown eyes. She smiled joyfully at Poppy, bouncing a little in excitment.

The raven haired girl at the end of the line was Poppy's new third co-host: Niamh. She was wearing a cute navy button-up with small pink, red and blue flowers running down it prettily and a pair of faded blue dungeree-shorts with black tights on underneath. The denim braces hung by her sides as they couldn't stay up without causing damage to the teenaged girl's huge bust. She bounded over to Poppy and Cimmone and sat in between them and Damien.

"Awesome to have you all here. Now Niamh's here, she is also open to truths and dares, so go ahead and torture her as you please. (Put that chest to good use!) Eh hem, can guests please all take a place in the circle so we can let the game commense?"

Each non-South Parkien did so, shuffling into the gaps. Logan by Mole, Teal by Craig, Rosey by Stan and so on and so forth. Once everyone was sat, Poppy picked up a sheet of paper with dares concerning the OC's on.

"Alrighty, let's start with Rosey: Stan, make out with her please." She instructed, throwing a pen lid at the half-asleep Marsh. He did as told. moving his partially naked body (seen as he was still in his thong too) towards the blonde girl and met her lips with his, not hesitating in sliding his tongue against her lips. "Boy, that boy's had far too much action since we started this.

"Okay, next one's are to do with Marcy: do Stan, Kenny and Kyle think she's cute?" Stan opened an eye and glanced towards the mocha haired girl. He hummed a yeah and carried on kissing his captive. Poppy turned to Kenny who Kyle had finished with, along with Craig, Tweek, Mole and Eric (he was then onto Damien), and he nodded, smiling. Before the brunette girl could even ask Kyle, she recieved a muffled-by-cock grunt of what was asumed to be a yes. "Cool, now you three have to kiss her."

Kenny was first to move, leaning across to her and pecking her gently on the lips. She smiled. Stan was next, turning from Rosey breifly to kiss Marcy on the forehead before returning to his dare previous. "Since Kyle's a bit 'busy', have one from Tweek instead!" Poppy said, grinning. She shoved the twitchy blonde at Marcy and he landed in her lap. He attemped a smile but it was obvious he was anxious, so she leaned down and kissed him quickly on the lips instead. They both smiled before Tweek took his rightful place back in Craig's lap.

"Awesome, now it's Hidan's turn: do your thing!"

Hidan smiled broadly before flipping fatboy the bird, waving it in his fat face and shouting 'I hate your fucking guts you fucking fatass!' He smiply flipped her off and told her to screw off.

"Fair enough, fatboy needed to be taught where he stands. Next, Tweekers, share your coffee with Hidan please!"

Tweek tweeked a little but handed his flask over to her none the less, shaking a bit more when she took a long sip. She gave a pleasured sigh and held the warm flask to her chest, basking in the after-glow of her first shot of Tweek-coffee.

"...'Kay. Next is one for you too Craigy, let Hidan have your chullo for this game please."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes." Hidan answered for Poppy, smirking evily and rubbing her hands together in what seemed to be an 'evily-plotting' way.

"Fuck you," the raven haired boy retorted, throwing his beloved hat to her with furrowed brows. She put it on and a large smile lay upon her lips as the chullo covered her forehead, causing the tips of her bangs to hover over her wide eyes. "Yay! How I've waited for this day!"

"And lastly; here Hidan, take this sledge-hammer and have your way with fatboy for ten minutes. Play nice children!" Poppy smiled warmly while handing over the heavy object and gestured towards Cartman sloppily. Hidan gaped and squeeled, hugging the hammer to her chest before jumping up and running over to Eric, 'hammering' (pardon the pun, hehe) him one in the balls. Ouch. He howled in pain making Poppy's grin broaden. "Gee, that looks like fun.

"Righty'O! Let's move on to you, Logan. Mole, you have to be completley submissive to Logan's every word, movement and whim 'til your next dare, m'kay babe?"

"Oh kahy Popey. I am at your serveese, master." Christophe sent a sexy french smirk at the blonde teen to his right, sneaking a little wink in there for good measure before shuffling into Logan's lap and snuggling backwards against his chest, making a cute sigh-like sound when he was comfortable enough. "Zyoo may continyoo."

"Merci Mole. Kyle, how many more boys 'til your finished your dare?"

Kyle, who was sucking off Butters, released his member breifly to talk. "I've finished with Kenny, Damien, Stan, fatass, Token, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek, Gregory and Mole; so that just leaves Pip and Clyde after Butters." He said slowly, puffs of air visiable as he tried to catch his breath while counting the names on his fingers.

"Well Teal, do'ya mind if little Butters, Clyde and Pip join in your sexy time with the boys?"

Teal looked up from her place in the circle, molesting Tweeks hipbone from next to Craig. "Hmm? No, as long as I get my sexy time."

"Then will Kyle and his last three boys along with Stan, Damien, Craig and Kenny go to the next room and complete your dare with Teal? Danke!" Poppy waved them off as they all walked out, Teal linking arms with Kenny and Clyde as they guided her along. "They might be a while...

"Oh well! Let's continue with the normal game! Oh, one last quick thing : I'ma try this chapter a little different to make it easier to digest when reading. Instead of having each full, individual review; I'm just gunna use the truths and dares! But I'm not gunna mention who reviewed them. (You should know their yours anyway.) And I'll put a little mention to you all at the end, so here we go!"

The brunette girl looked at Cimmone, who sat on her right, and Niamh, on her left, and smirked again, recieving two identical smirks in return.

"It's all fun and games until someone get's a tumar." Niamh stated seriously, although the grin on her lips gave the statement a less threatening meaning.

"Well, let's see what happens, eh Gnev?" Poppy retorted in a whisper.

"That's right, let's get started." Cimmone piped up, completely oblivious to the inside-joke and ruining the girls' moment.

Sweatdropping, Poppy picked up the next sheet of ideas and started to read. "Cool, so first on the list is, 'Dare to all reviewers...I dare you guys to stop putting yourself into the game and just review! ;p' Wow smart person. So there you go readers; that is your dare! Can you handle the pressure?"

Everyone in the circle made a startled gasp and shuffled backwards. "Haha, so the next dare is, 'i dare bebe, red, and wendy to go to the mall, get whore-ish clothing and slut it up in the town' So girls, here's some cash, go shop you whores!"

The fiesty brunette threw money at them and shoved them towards the door. She smiled when Kenny, Butters and Craig all walked back in, looking exhausted. "Nice to have to guys back. Now that that's done and dusted, lets have a truth! 'kenny- WHY R YOU SO SEXY?'"

"Yes Kenneth - why are you so shmex-god-like?" Niamh spoke, looking up at the cute blonde and gesturing to the entirity of the McCormick's being. He lifted his top up, revealing his sausy abs. "What, these?"

"Mm, mm, mmm! That's abs-solutaly brilliant." Poppy chuckled when Niamh winked to emphasize her 'joke'.

"Oh you guys! Let's move on. Let's pick a dare-"

"HEE HEE!"

"Thank you for that Token. 'i dare kyle and stan to make out'. We need Stan and Kyle for this."

Logan gently pushed Christophe from his lap, a warm smile on his lips. "Go fetch the boys please."

"Rhite avay."

Mole walked back into the room less than a minute later, his face blanched and the cigarette hanging from his lips smoldering away into ash. "Zat vas one of zee most painful expereenses of my life. Vell, mentally so anyvay."

Stan, Pip and Kyle walked in behind him, smug and satisfied looks on their faces as they resumed their places in the circle.

"Awesome, now Stanley and Kylie, give us a little tongue-on-tongue ac-tee-on please." Poppy spoke warmly although she wasn't really partial to the pairing. The teens did as told, moving closer to one-another, both still bathing in the after-sexy-time-glow as their kiss-swollan lips met and they both moaned as raw, sensative tongues made slick contact.

When the need for oxygen became urgant, both boys pulled away from eachother, smiling before Kyle pecked the tip of Stan's nose, them doing their Super Best Friends hand-shake there after.

"Cute!" Cimmone squeeled, hugging Butters arm tightly for emphasis.

"Haha, okay next one, 'Butters has to eat a scorpion lollipop.' Cool, so Butters darlin', here's a fiery scorpian in an even more fiery hot-sause type of lollipop. Enjoy!" Poppy grinned, handing the petit blonde the hot treat and leaned back into Kenny, him hugging her to his chest and letting her settle between his legs in front of him whilst she watched the show with glee as Butters slid the tip of his tongue against the slick surface of the lolli.

While everyone was distracted by Butters and his dare, Kenny took the chance to try and make light conversation with his favorite brunette. "When are we gunna talk about what happened?" He whispered, his voice sounding tame and desperate, into her ear. His hot breath making the hair on the back of her neck stand on end.

"W-what dya mean?"

"You know what I mean, Poppy."

"Do I?"

"The dare?"

Poppy stiffened, her cheeks and the tips of her ears flushing bright scarlet as she peered over her shoulder. When her hazel eyes landed on her best blonde friend's face, her shoulders went slack and her eyes widened. Kenny's cheeks were lightly tinted pink and he was averting Poppy's gaze with tear-glazed eyes. His grip on her waist tightened a little and she found her back pressed flush against Kenny's torso. Used to the close contact, she tried to worm her way around, so that she was facing him, but he wouldn't let her move. "Ken, what's wrong?"

"I told you didn't I? The one I like, I mean."

The brown haired girl blushed again and nodded, not trusting her voice to sound confident enough without giving anything away.

"You never told me in return." Kenny's oceanic eyes lifted off the floor, turning towards the dare in front of them. Butters was crying but half way through the lolli none the less. His voice turned icy as he continued. "I don't care if it's not me, you know."

Poppy's eyes completley softened, letting a few rouge tears stream down her cheeks, unbeknown to Kenny, who refused to look at her. "Oh Kenny, I thought you'd figured it out by now?"

"Nope."

"Kenny- Kenny, please look at me?" Poppy whispered, using her fingertips to nonforcably lull his face to face hers. "I like you too. I don't care if everyone dares you to do things with guys, or girls for that matter, in here - or anywhere. It's just a game. Please don't ever think I'd hate you, or not want to be with you because of it. Okay?"

Kenny finally met her eyes, sky meeting forest to create a perfect, silent harmony. Both teens leaned in towards one another before a loud groan brought them both back to reality.

Butters had gotten to the centre of his lollipop, therefore completing his dare. "D-done." He proclaimed, his swollan tongue sticking out from his parted lips in an attempt to cool it down.

"A-awesome shiz. Next is, 'butters- do you really hate cartman?'" Poppy stuttered, blushing again.

"Wewl, not weally. Not aftew wha he did to me befow..." Butters blushed, his speach slurred and Cartman smirked.

"Eh hem, so the next dare is for our very own Clyde, '-gasps- I dare Clyde to be the cutest uke and be completely and totally submissive to Token'." Cimmone read of Poppy's sheet when the brunette seemed incapible of reading it out herself. Thank God for co-hosts!

Clyde let a light blush blossom across his cheeks and his eyelashes fluttered on the top of his cheeks as they widened. He took on a shy look and twisted in his seat a little before turning to Token. "I-I'm yours... For the t-taking, Token." His big brown eyes gave him that fawn appearance and Token could only sit and stare, blush-stained face, at his adorable little boyfriend. Clyde did his prey in with his next stammering line, sneaking a cheeky - but still uke worthy - wink in at the end. "Be gentle with me..."

Token blinked once before falling backwards, seemingly passed out. Clyde panicked and mothered around Token before heaving a sigh of releif when the other teen's regular, slow breathing was heard. He was sleeping.

"Silly Token!" Niamh cooed, flapping her hand at them dismissivly. She peered over Poppy's sheet. "The next dare is, 'I dare Craig and Thomas to have fun in the bathroom'. You heard the darer guys, go make sex in the bath before I spray you both down with the garden hose!"

"Alright alright- FUCKING SHITTING BITCH -we're going, geez. -BITCHING ARSEHOLE OF A MOTHERFUCKING TEABAGING CUNT- Let's go Craig." Thomas said calmly, other than his little outbursts, and walked to the door, waiting there for Craig to stop Tweek from grabbing at him and apologise to him for his dare.

When the two dissapeared and the lock of the bathroom door was heard, Poppy jolted a little from her place in front of Kenny, causing him also to jump in suprise. She smiled an apology towards him and turned back to her sheet. "Alrighty, next is a truth for Kenneth, 'Have you ever even considered fucking Cartman?'"

Kenny visably shivered, blanching. "Once, on a drunken night out in Vages. I'd had three too many and Cartman suddenly seemed very attractive under the shitty light of a jackshit bar down town."

"That's right," Kyle intervined. "When he shot you down you spent the night nursing a beer with a Cartman-caused boner until some barmaid gave you what you needed. And that's not reffering to the free beer."

"Oh Kenny - you whore!" Niamh commented, sending suggestive looks Kenny's way before turning to Damien. "Hi there. You seem like a bad boy. I like bad boys. Mind if I tie you up and keep you in my sex-dungeon until I figure out how to also abduct McCormick and Tucker?"

"W-what?" The satanist seemed a little lost for words when Niamh slipped her hand along his jean-clad thigh. He glanced desperatly at Poppy who sighed and threw some Drarry fanfics Niamh's way, the raven running on all fours after them screaming 'FLUFF FLUFF SWEET TURKEY'S MAMA FLUFF!'

"Ohh Gnev. Next is a dare regarding me and Niamh, 'Niamh and Poppy...hmmm...I dare you guys to dress up as superheroes and be heros for SP!'" Without further adu (A/N: lol, Poppy can't spell :D) the tall brunette girl snapped her fingers and was - by the power of author magic - dressed in some spandex type of costume that vaguely resembled a leotard. There was a 'P' on her chest and her hair flowed gracefully over her shouler with the help of a giant fan. "Come Niamh, let us save Metropolace. I-I mean, South Park. Niamh?"

"Awwwwww. Do I have to? This is gettin' gooood."

"Yes Niamh, yes you do. Now put on your spandex."

"But I hate spandex!"

"Niamh! Think of the Southparkiens!"

"Fine fine, I'll put on your leotard!"

And with that said, the two girls ran through the door, round-housed an old lady, kicked a baby (possibly Ike), killed a kitten (lol jokes, just badly injured it), stole some kid's balloon, popped it, ate some ice cream, had a bagel and some coffee, shanked Justin Bieber fans and unleased a giant squid on South Park.

"Some may call us terrorists; but we call ourselves heros." Poppy said diligently. "Eh hem, now that's done. The next dare is for everyone, 'I dare everybody to act and dress nerdy, I love my nerds!'"

Everyone started slipping out of their clothing and into the stereotypical nerd atire provided. Once everyone was dressed, they sat back down in the circle and waited patiently. Craig and Thomas took that moment to walk back in, already clad in their costumes.

Kyle, who was dressed in a plain white oversized button-up and black slacks with braces, smiled fondly at the mathematical-styled braces, pinging them for effect. "What's next?"

"Oh yeah, 'craig- y the hat?'" Poppy quizzed, turning to the ebony haired teen who frowned, his brows knitting together in frustration.

"'Cos it covers my bangs." He fingered his messy hair, tugging at it in a very Tweek-like way before said blonde, who was situated in his lap, pulled him out of his hair and tangled his own fingers through the locks. Tweek smiled gently up at his boyfriend and kissed him on the cheek.

"Leave it. I like it."

Craig smiled wholeheartedly. He kissed Tweek fully on the lips and proceeded to cuddle the petit boy into his chest, tangling thier arms and wrapping his legs around the smaller teen's waist.

"Aww," Poppy, Cimmone and Niamh all cooed, huddling together and smiling fondly at the adorable sight in front of them, Poppy taking a sneaky picture on her phone.

"Eh hem, next is, 'i dare craig to dress up as hatsune miku and sing 'po pi po' in english.' Haha, go for it Tucker!" Poppy croaked, wiping a tear from her eye.

"Aww, but I just got comfortable," Craig complained in his monotone voice. Sighing he let the blonde go and got up, putting on the cosplay and grabbing a microphone.

"Come on, drink this. You like vegetables, don't you?" He questioned evily, forcing the drink into Cartman's face roughly. "I've decided that you must, right now!" He twirled around and landed on Kyle. Smiling he shook the bottle a little before continuing, "so drink up! My vegetable juice costs 200 yen." He turned to the person on Kyle's left, Damien, who was not highly amused when Craig wrappen an arm over his shoulder and sung soothingly right into his ear. "It'll agree with you, vegetable juice. Light-blooded vegetable juice. Most of all, what I recommend, is the green vegetable juice." He got up and spun around madly, flailing his arms around like nobodies buissness before falling atop of a very frightened Tweek. "Vegetables. They're busrting with life. Now you are too. Come to love vegetable juice."

"Nah thanks C-Craig, I think I-I'll just stick to my c-coffee for now."

Everybody laughed at that, Poppy the most, having to be held up by Kenny, her sides all but splitting. She sighed, still crying and tried to read the next dare. "Ohh dear, that was amusing. Next is, 'Kyle to make out with Tweek'." Poppy sighed again. "Oh how I love my readers and their brilliant ideas. Now get to it my cute little ukes!"

Kyle and Tweek both blushed madly before crawling towards one another, stopping in the middle of the circle, inches away from eachother's face, unregular breathing tickling both boys' lips from the other's. Kyle was the first to move, slowly leaning into Tweek's body with his, kneeling up and forcing Tweek to do the same, before gently and ever so gradually capturing the blonde's lips with his. The petit blonde became putty in the Jew's hands, allowing the latter to sneak his tongue into the vunerable mouth of Tweek Tweak. Said teen mewled and writhed against his temporary partner, melting into his tongue and not voicing his concerns when Kyle's hands began to massage his hips, kneading the delicate flesh their and most probably leaving bruises. Not that Tweek complained.

When oxygen became a desperate nesesity, they broke apart, Tweek having to look up to the redhead seen as Kyle had somehow manouvered himself to straddling the blonde's hips. Tweek squeeked with the sudden realisation of the dare and the people around him, trying to politaly push Kyle off him.

Both boys moved back to their designated places and smiled at Poppy, who had a totally unrelated nosebleed, to continue.

"That was insanly hot- I-I mean, the next one is a truth for Butters, 'How far have you been with a boy OR girl'."

Butters, blushing a bit from what had just occured with the other submissives around him, muttered something under his breath before repeating it louder. "All the way with a guy, kissing with a girl."

"Who?" Niamh pressed, leaning forwards and onto the ball of her hands, her eyes glistening with want- her eyes glistening with anticipation.

"I-I'm not tellin' you!"

"Is it Craig?"

"No! It's Cartman and Bebe- ohh hamburgers, I-I did it again!"

"Haha, silly wittle Butters! Anyway, next dare, 'Kenny and Stan to read a Stenny fic and "help" each other afterwards'." Cimmone read for the brunette, smirking when Marsh jumped and gulped and when McCormick sent her a passive look but his eyes shone with amusment none the less.

Poppy grabbed her (imaginary) laptop and passed it to Kenny, him and Stan going to sit on the sofa and read the Stenny fanfic Cimmone had picked out for them. "Cool, next is a truth, 'Do you guys know that you are cartoons?' Interesting."

"What?" Craig was the first to speak, raising an eyebrow at the pale skinned brunette. "Are you fucking with us, malteaser?"

"I'm not blonde underneath the dye! I'm ginger! And - for the sake of the game and not turning all the charecters into depressive emo shittes - yes, I'm fucking with you, Tucker! Geez, what the fuck?" Poppy huffed, already missing the warmth Kenny had provided.

"You're a bad influence on her," Niamh commented to Craig, tutting a little at the end. But before he could retort, she started to speak again. "Right! Next dare is for Erica! 'i dare cartman to stand out in the middle of the road and shout "SUCK MA BAWLLS!"' Run fatboy, run!"

Cartman huffed before standing and plodding his way to the door, walking into the road, in front of oncoming traffic and screaming at the top of his exersize depribed lungs. "SUCK MA BAWLS!"

A few people applauded his inability to get hit by a passing truck while others cursed it under their breaths. "Next, 'i dare clyde to eat a bug.' Here Clyde, take this cockroach and nom on it." Cimmone said sweetly, handing him the bug. "Thank God Token was passed out, or Clyde's uke dare would've been void."

"Yeah, 'thank God'." Clyde pouted as he stuck the insect in his mouth and chewed three times before announcing it dead mentally and swallowing its remains. "Ew."

"Haha. Now this is for quite a few guys, so listen up for your names, 'I dare clyde, gregory, tweek, butters, and kyle to wear dresses'. Now put 'em on and strut ladies!" Poppy exclaimed, throwing her arms around Damien and snuggling up to him, seeking the warmth of his fiery temper. But he smiled one of his rare smile usually saved for Pip and leaned into her back.

Once the boys were dressed, they stood in a line, letting eveyone look over them. Clyde wore a short, sky-blue cocktail dress with peacock feather print on it for decoration. Gregort wore a floor-length, emeralde green, nonpuffy ballgown. Tweek wore a mocha coloured summer dress, with a slick top and puffs from the waist to the bottem him at his mid-thigh. Butters wore a pink and white candy-stripe plain dress with blue lining around the hems and arm holes. And Kyle wore a short, grassy green, summerdress with brown lining and brown pockets on either hip. They were all adorable! Pale flesh on show, skinny legs for all to see, and best of all, snippits of cute booty here and there seen as how short most of the dresses were! Paradise. Pure paradise.

Craig whisteled, gesturing for Tweek to join him, where he then ravished the blonde's lips, snaking a hand under the bottem of the dress and rubbing the petit boy's thighs teasingly. Tweek mewled and all but melted into the touches.

The same basic scenario happened with Clyde and his now woken up Token, Butters and Cartman and - suprisingly - Kyle and Damien (which Poppy was pleasently suprised with seen as she was right next to them). It wasn't cheating because he and Pip weren't techniqually together. (And 'cos Pip was in the restroom).

When Cimmone coughed, all the boys pulled apart, settling back down and praying that their flustered blushes and hard-ons would dissaperar. "Next?"

"Next is, 'Cartman, I dare you and Justin Bieber to get legally married. No annulment/divorce and treat your autotune husband with respect.' Awesome, here is the local Pope. Marry them please Govener." Niamh said cutely, pushing the Pope towards a sickly looking Cartman and a still harpooned Bieber.

"But, the one with a harpoon through his head appears to be dead?" The Pope inquired.

"For now, yes. But you just wait, he'll be back. He always comes back..." Poppy seethed, her eyes glowing red. Damien patted her back and she instantly calmed. "Anywho, make-do with the marrige thing please!"

"As you wish..."

An hour later...

"What the f-? I'm married to this fatass?" Bieber questioned, turning an odd shade of green.

"Feel lucky. He is the only man in this world that is unfortunate enough to marry you. Anyway, please drink this concoction of rabis and snake venom." Poppy forced the drink in between his gaping lips and he instantly fell to the floor, froffing at the mouth and squirming around awkwardly.

"Oh joy, I think you finally did it!" Butters exclaimed.

"For now. Quick, 'who does Butters fancy?'"

The blonde simply pointed to a depressed looking Cartman before poking Bieber with a knife.

"See you guys next week!"

All the guests had gone, leaving Poppy, Niamh and Cimmone.

"Well, that rocked." Niamh commented happily.

"We know," the others replied in unison.

Stan and Kenny wobbled out of the back room and plopped down by the girls, Kenny snuggling up to Poppy and sighing contently.

"Best. Game. Yet."

"Well said Kenneth, well said..."

A/N: I'M SO FREAKING SORRY D'x But here it is. Chew me out with hate mail - please do I deserve it T^T But it's up now, and just to let you lot know, you can now REVIEW ME YOUR IDEAS ONCE AGAIN! :D Lemme know if you like the new layout of things, and start sending dares for my big-breasted friend Niamh now too :) Thank you for all being so patient and I'm gunna start sending thank you's too! :D Starting under this... TIL NEXT TIME! (ie: next week at earliest ^^;)

Ciccialine: Course I did, they were awesome! :D Say thanks for the ideas to your sadistic friends for me ;)
SparklesMakeMeHappy: Sure she is ;D Hope you enjoyed Stan's dare! xD Loved writing that one :)
Crazy88inator: Thanks for reviewing yet again - you've been so good to me all the way through this and I'm so grateful :) Sorry about the gender mix-up again ^^; Sorry that you can't be in it full time but I hope that doesn't detare you from reading :)
Scarlet Wolf: I'm glad you liked it ^^ I had fun writing your one's so well done, be sure to give me lots more great ideas, kay? :DD I do fear you o.O And thanks, I'm better now (luckily) and hope you have a good xmas too :)
XMistressChaosx: Haha, I'm so glad! xD I love you, your an awesome charecter and it's lots of fun to write you :) Keep up the amazing ideas! xD
Iceclawthewarriorcat: Dyou know how hard it is to write your username o.O I keep wanting to put spaces! xD Haha, I LOVE it long! ;D Hope you enjoyed it and thanks, you're awesome too! ^^
Marcelinelvskyle: I cant tell :L He loves you too ;) Hehe ^^ Sorry you can't be in it full-time, but I hope you enjoyed your one-chapter-stand ^^
TealDragonUnleashed: Haha, thanks, i'm glad to hear it :) I'll keep writing for as long as reviews keep flowing xD Haha!
sooookawaii59: Lol, same here, SOO fun to write! xDD
hidan the jashin worshiper: I love you and your ideas! xD So fantastic, and you need to update yours too ;)
WiseGirl: GNEV! :D I know you didn't log in to review - but I'd know that 'Love and Unicorns' anywhere ;D I'm EPICLY SORRY that it took so long, but I hope your appearance made up for it ^^; even a little T^T lol, review me some ideas babe xD More catchfrazes wouldn't go unmissed neither ;)
It's Never Enough: THANK YOU! :D Your the ONLY person who's said 'just for a little bit' at the end and that took sooo much pressure off me ^^ DANKE! Loved your ideas and hope they keep coming ;) Hope you enjoyed being in it too :D And now you know vaguely what it's like to be a guy o.O

YAYAY! REVIEW ME TRUTHS AND DARES BIACHES! xDD Poppy :)