Tatsuki: Haha
Chizuru: Oh, looks like you're all excited for our return
Tatsuki: Not at all
Chizuru (Stares at Tatsuki confused): Then why are you laughing so happily?
Tatsuki: Things are looking great for me that's why, I'm starring in a show soon
Ryo: Sounds interesting, but let's not do this now
Rukia: Right, finally a new chapter is up and apparently I'm not in it
Michiru: You're in it now
Rukia (Stares at Michiru blankly): Who the hell are you?
Michiru (Michiru blinks owlishly): We're in the same class
Rukia: Oh
Yuzu: Konsu does not own Bleach
Karin: It's time for the restart
Urahara's Secret Files
Log 1
Through this first log, I will explain how Lilith came to be as thoroughly as possible, well, maybe just enough to be brief, I mean, who knows who could possibly find my Secret Files and start reading them.
Well...
It all starts twenty years after being exiled from the Soul Society when I tried to recreate the Hogyoku and failed in doing so…
A crash from behind, stops Lisa's readings. Setting down the file, the agitated woman glares at the arguing idiots behind her.
"Damn baldy, what the hell was that for?"
"Well, you burnt the food."
"Burnt, that's crisp you bastard, take this."
"WAIT, NOT THE SANDLE!"
SLAP
"GAAH!"
Crash
Lisa groans, and tries to shut out the noise, but to no avail. Gritting her teeth in annoyance, Lisa grabs the book resting in her lap, and stands, a vein pulsating violently in her forehead.
'You bastards, prepare to die.'
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"One, two, three, four, one two three four."
"Ochi-sensei, what...what are you doing?"
"Strengthening my arms."
"Why?"
"It's troll hunting season."
Ochi-sensei stops her stretching and removes her long, bare, slender leg from her desk. Not only were the boys blushing and unable to turn their eyes away from the teacher, but neither were the girls, and Chizuru, well, Chizuru was practically drooling.
'I never knew Ochi-sensei's leg was so, so, so damn sexy.'
Clutching her fist, Chizuru shouts at her sensei.
"Sensei, please marry me?"
Ochi answer was instant.
"Declined."
Chizuru's head drops and she slumps in her chair, muttering about the unfairness of the world, and that her day will come soon. Tatsuki turns her eyes away from her sensei to glare at Chizuru.
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Chizuru's eyes roll to Tatsuki very slowly, practically like a zombie, and she speaks slowly as if talking to a child.
"Don't act like you weren't eying sensei either, I saw that blush and I saw how your eyes were roaming not just that leg of hers, so don't act all mighty now Gorilla."
Tatsuki had no reply to this and she turns her attention out the window, and her eyes widen in disbelief. Rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand, Tatsuki was sure she hadn't seen right, and what she saw was some trick of the mind. Removing her hand from her face, she stares out the window once more, and shouts out seeing the thing still there, drawing all attention to her, and causing the thing, the girl outside the window to fall off the edge, startled because of the shout.
"What is it Arisawa?"
"Sensei, there's this strange kid outside the window."
Ochi and the class stares at the window Tatsuki was pointing to, and saw nothing. Ichigo cocks an eyebrow, clearly thinking Tatsuki lost her mind, and he speaks to her in the same manner Chizuru had earlier, but only slower.
"Tatsuki...there's nothing there, do you need to see the nurse?"
Tatsuki snaps her eyes towards the window, but saw nothing there, and she snaps her eyes on the worried Ichigo, and she snaps at him.
"Fuck you Ichigo, I know what I saw."
Ichigo looks skeptical, but shrugs, deciding if Tatsuki was losing her mind; it would be in his best interest not to get involved.
For now that is
Hearing a familiar laugh, Tatsuki glares at Chizuru, face redder than anyone thought possible. Usually when she saw Chizuru, she thought of smashing the girl's face in, but now was different. Ever since the strangely real dream from earlier, she, to her disbelief and horror, found herself to be a little frighten of the perverted lesbian.
'Me afraid of Chizuru, that's a laugh.'
Though she thought this, Tatsuki could still hear it, the unmistakable giggles of Yang resounding through her mind. No seriously, she could really hear Yang's laughter in her head, scaring her silly. Paling, Tatsuki breaks out into a cold sweat.
"Ha, ha, ha."
It wasn't just the laughter sounding through her mind that was driving her crazy, no, there was something in the air; something that made her heart beat like crazy. No, it wasn't just her heart; it was something else, something deeper.
"Hmm."
Suddenly cracking an eerie smirk, color returns to Tatsuki's face, and her eyes harden, something that didn't go unnoticed to a few. Giggling like the voice in her head, Tatsuki whispers lowly under her breath.
"What a delicious smell, it's making me hungry."
Licking her lips, Tatsuki stares out the window wistfully.
"What smells so damn good?"
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Inside the school, walking around aimlessly was Yachiru, humming a light and fluffy tune. Smiling happily, Yachiru didn't care where her destination was, all she wanted was some candy, and now.
"Okay, who can answer this question?"
Yachiru pauses momentarily hearing the man's voice coming outside the door.
"Oh, no takers, okay."
Not caring anymore, Yachiru continues on, but she pauses hearing what was said next.
"Okay, okay, if anyone answers this question they'll get this gumball, this nice piece of candy."
A twinkle shines through Yachiru's eyes and she grins like a maniac, much like her captain does when excited about a fight. The single thought running through her mind, was something so simple, people would later wonder how such a small girl could destroy an entire class for such a small thing.
'Candy, I want the candy.'
XxXxXxXxXx
Soul Society
In the Soul Society, Head Captain Yamamoto stares at the four gathered. There were the Captains of Divisions 10 and 11, Kenpachi Zaraki and Toshiro Hitsugaya, and Lieutenants of Divisions 10 and 6, Rangiku Matsumoto and Renji Abarai. The four were gathered for one simple reason and one reason alone, to discuss Yachiru Kusajishi's departure to the Human World.
Captain Hitsugaya, the ever brave, speaks out slowly, not sure if he heard correctly.
"You sent...Lieutenant Kusajishi to the Human World, to scout out Rukia Kuchiki?"
Surely he did hear wrong. For the Head Captain to even think of allowing Kusajishi to roam free in the human world was crazy, no, it was more than crazy, it was insane.
"Head Captain, excuse me for questioning you, but why would you do such an insane thing?"
Renji speaks up next, not willing to let the momentum drop.
"Sir if I may?" Yamamoto gives Renji a small glare. Assuming it meant to continue; Renji does so after swallowing the lump in his throat. "I thought it was to be Captain Kuchiki and I who were to capture and return Rukia Kuchiki to the Soul Society. Why send Lieutenant Kusajishi in our place?"
Hitsugaya speaks up once more, resisting the fierce urge to show his frustration.
"Excuse me for this Head Captain, but Lieutenant Kusajishi is insane, even more so than Captain Zaraki," Zaraki stares at Hitsugaya manically, causing a lump to form in the young captain's throat. "No offense." He mutters, facing the Head Captain once more.
While Renji and Hitsugaya were shooting at the mouth, Matsumoto stares at her nails as if they were the most important things in the world. Zaraki was contemplating how to get the Head Captain to battle him at full power, and was failing miserably. The Head Captain listens to the two; mostly Hitsugaya lists their reasons why it was insane to send the insane lieutenant to the Moral World.
"She nearly destroyed my Division." States Hitsugaya
"The candy is her fuel." States Renji
"She dyed my hair pink." States Hitsugaya pulling on his pink locks.
"She thought it would be great to have a twin to hunt candy with." Renji explains shrugging.
"She almost leveled the Division Six because she heard Captain Kuchiki had a hidden stash of candy." Hitsugaya points out.
"The Captain stood no chance." Renji sighs in pity.
"She destroyed nearly all my Gotei Captain Lieutenant Action Figure Collections." Hitsugaya shouts outraged.
The room falls into an awkward silence soon after the shout. Realizing everyone was staring at him, Hitsugaya turns a beet red.
'He collects dolls?' Thought a disbelieving Renji, not knowing if he should laugh or not.
'Hmm, a doll collector, I'm gonna have ta man this girl up.' Kenpachi thought, grinning madly, eying Hitsugaya like a fresh slab of meat.
"Pff." Laughs Matsumoto, and quickly covers her mouth with her hands, trying to stop the wave of laughter threatening to burst out of her.
Hearing the snicker, Hitsugaya snaps his head over to Matsumoto to see her glancing away, she shaking terribly, her cheeks a dark red, obviously trying to hold in her laughter.
'Matsumoto, you.'
A cough from the Head Captain brings everyone back to attention, much to Hitsugaya's relief. The Head Captain narrows his eyes at the four and for the briefest moments, an overwhelming, crushing pressure crushes down on them. It was so brief, none of them had time to collapse or pass out. Once he saw the startled fear in their faces or in Zaraki's case, a startled glee, Yamamoto speaks his reasons for his actions.
"I understand your fears, but it was not out of choice that Lieutenant Kusajishi is in the Human World," He explains. "Central 46 has ordered that the lieutenant and one other of my choosing to venture into the Human World and retrieve Rukia Kuchiki who will be put on trial for her crimes."
'One other?' Thought the shinigami puzzled.
XxXxXxXxXx
Human World
Karakura Town
Karakura High
"Wow, who blew up the class?"
Chizuru peers inside the destroyed class with the rest of her classmates and many other students and teachers.
"Wooooow." An awed Mahana said. "Such destruction, I wonder what happened?"
"Looks like a typhoon hit." States Ichigo indifferently.
Keigo turns to Ichigo, eyes wide.
"It must have been a humanoid typhoon; I've always wanted to meet one." He shouts excitedly, pulling a camera out of nowhere.
"There's no such thing Keigo," Groans Ichigo. "I'm sure some cat just came into the room and scared Yamada-sensei, you know how much he's afraid of cats." He explains logically, now walking away, no longer interested. Strangely enough, the moment he turned to leave, so did Ryo. The two nearly bumps into the other, they glare at each other, and their cheeks slowly changes red.
Chizuru seeing their blushes, sighs in disgust, and in a Tatsuki-like action, kicks Ryo in the back, knocking her into Ichigo, sending them both to the ground, with Ryo lying on top of a red-faced Ichigo, their faces close, lips inches apart.
'Okay, didn't mean for that to happen, but at least they have a reason to blush now.'
Humming, Chizuru stares at the destroyed classroom for a second longer before turning around walking away.
'So the class was destroyed, I wonder what kind of creature could have done that?'
As if to answer her and everyone else's silent question, a giggle is heard from the rubble of destroyed desks.
"A giggle?" Mumbles Keigo. "A...a strangely insane childish giggle," He clutches his head in fear. "We're gonna die, a child spirit is in class, we're gonna be eaten alive." He shrieks and runs away before anything could happen to him. Unfortunately, no one but Mizurio and Ichigo pays any attention to him, and even they dismiss him to stare at the giggling moving pile of wood that was once four desks.
"So good." A child's voice coos happily.
A tense silence passes. Everyone watches as a patch of pink hair appears out of the wood, followed by another giggle, this one higher in pitch, and if possible, a bit insane.
"Candy from the Mortal World is so good, ehehehehe."
A chill passes through the room hearing the ghost-like giggle, but Ichigo shivers from a different reason.
'Did it just say...the Mortal World?'
The pink patch giggles once more as it reveals itself to the students and staff, its, her face covered in bits of candy and chocolate.
"Ehehehe!"
As one the students and staff takes a step back seeing the crazed, hyper glint in the girl's eyes, she twitching every few seconds. Slowly, the girl opens her mouth, and speaks as lowly as she possibly could, which wasn't really much.
"Candy, want more candy, give me more candy."
Once Chizuru saw the girl, she blinks slowly, wondering if what she was seeing was right or not, and she pulls on Mahana's sleeve.
"Hey, hey, is there really a little girl hyped up on sugar in that destroyed classroom, mumbling about candy like a zombie?"
"Yep, it seems like it."
"Would it be wrong for me to say I have a bag of candy at home for her and try to make her my little sister?"
"I'm sure you'll possibly go to jail."
"I see," Chizuru rubs her chin thoughtfully. "Okay, last question. If I suddenly rushed in the room and tried to grab her, what are my chances of catching her?"
"About as much chance as an ice cube surviving in hell."
"Thought so."
Ignoring them, Michiru smiles sweetly at the girl and decides to talk with her, much like how one would do their younger sibling or some random mischievous kid who was clearly trouble.
"Hello there, I'm Michiru Ogawa," Michiru slowly walks into the class, her brightly smiling eyes peering down at the hyper girl. "And your name is?" Michiru smiles gently at the bouncy girl, not at all frighten at the crazed glint suddenly appearing in her eyes.
Bouncing on her heels, the girl, Yachiru suddenly grabs Michiru's face, gripping her cheeks quite hard. Michiru cries out, surprised by the sudden grab and the strength of the girl. Yachiru takes no notice to Michiru's pain and grins up at her.
"Ehehehe, I'm Yachiru Kusajishi, nice to meet you Scary Boss Lady."
Yachiru releases Michiru and leaps away, not noticing Michiru's shocked expression. Even if she had seen it, she wouldn't have cared, because she was hyped up on candy, and not just any candy, candy that was specialty made to energize the mind to the highest degree when it's at its lowest.
The Candy is not for Children
"YEAAAAAAAAAA!"
Yachiru's excited scream is heard coming from outside, surprising everyone. Everyone who was able, rushes to the window in time to see a trail of dust exiting the school grounds, heading for the residential area, in the direction of Ichigo's home.
XxXxXxXxXx
"Now where did she, ah, there she is."
A figure glares down at the rampaging Yachiru. The girl was scaring all life like a wild animal.
"GAAAAAAA!"
The figure represses a flinch at the horrified cry and watches on with pity as the tiny shinigami shakes the man's shoulder, begging for candy. Taking a minute to school her features, the figure slides off the roof of the store roof she was on and lands on the ground in a crouch. Dusting off her clothes, she approaches the rampaging shinigami. She stops however feeling a tug on one of her long braids. Narrowing her eyes, the figure, the short woman, turns around and glares at the fool who dared to pull on her braids. When she saw the one responsible, her eyes soften and she smiles at the little boy. Placing her hand on his head, she speaks to him.
"It's not nice to pull on people's hair."
When the woman said this, her voice was soft and kind, but the aura around said otherwise. An aura of displeasure and anger, an aura of a woman who would strike a child should he or she cross her, a woman who would snatch you up if you disobeyed her in any shape or form.
This was the leader of the Stealth Force, and Captain of the 2nd Division of the Gotei 13, Soifon.
"Is that understood?"
Though Soifon was smiling, the boy was tearing as if he was being threatened. Which in fact, he was.
Smart boy
"Y-yes." Answers the boy fearfully.
Acknowledging the answer, Soifon turns her attention back to Yachiru, only to find the girl long gone. Repressing a frustrated growl, Soifon takes off in the direction she felt Yachiru's reiatsu.
"AHHH!"
Along with the screams of terror
XxXxXxXxXx
Yuzu was angry. An angry Yuzu is a very unusual thing. To see an angry Yuzu meant to see something akin to a no melting snowman bathing in lava and enjoying it. The reasons for Yuzu's anger were because of two people. One of which was her darling sister Karin Kurosaki, the other, a pink-haired menace that not only destroyed the groceries she bought for dinner, but completely ate the two chocolate bars she planned on eating for dessert. The girl's lips quiver, her eyebrows twitches greatly, and slowly, ever so slowly, her eyebrows furrow and her lips turn down.
A random teen who happened to be there when everything went to hell for Yuzu, watches in fascination as Yuzu scowls. The teen, the boy trembles seeing the scowl. He knew that particular scowl, and he knew things never bode well for anyone who was on the receiving end of such a glare. The boy received such a glare from the elder Kurosaki sibling once after angering him over some spilt ice cream and a ruin school shirt. Soon after, he was face first in the dirt with a broken nose with the rest of the Kurosaki's ice cream on his head. The pain and humiliation he suffered that day was great and he learned to never upset Kurosaki ever again.
"Scary."
The boy felt pity well up inside of him at the sight of the glare and the one who made such a thing appear on the usual bright kind Kurosaki girl.
"Well, not my problem." The boy said quietly as he walks off into the unknown.
Giving off the Kurosaki Scowl, Yuzu stares down at ruin groceries, and then in the direction Yachiru ran off in. Though Karin was a part of her anger, Yuzu's top priority was the pink-haired menace. To ruin dinner meant becoming the enemy, and more importantly, her enemy.
"That girl," Yuzu's cheeks puff out angrily, cutely. The Kurosaki Scowl fades the instant they did. "In the name of all things food, Yuzu Kurosaki will have her revenge." She shouts loudly, flames blazing behind her, sounding more like her father than ever.
When she shouted out her deceleration, Yuzu's arms shout out, hands clinched into fist, one of which strikes a familiar woman in the chin. If this was anyone else, the woman would have been knocked out, and despite the surprising move from Yuzu, the woman acted accordingly, and dodged the attack at the last second, avoiding it completely. Realizing what she almost done, Yuzu begins apologizing.
"I'm sorry, please forgive me," Not even waiting for a response, Yuzu continues. "I know, to make up for it, I'll take you out for lunch." Not waiting for the protest Yuzu knew was coming, she grabs the woman, Soifon by the hand and drags her off, forgetting all about dinner, and the pink-haired menace for the moment.
But because of this, Soifon's day was becoming worse, and it was going to grow worse with the meeting of one perverted lesbian school girl, the person said pervert calls Gorilla, and a familiar black cat.
This is the beginning of a fresh start.
Chizuru: Okay, okay, okay, things move forward once more
Ryo: Only by a bit
Tatsuki: Hmm, we have a pink-haired psycho on the lose
Karin: Looks like Yuzu has lost it too
Tatsuki: What did you do to her anyway, she looked unusually pissed, even for her?
Karin: I spilled some punch on her favorite dress, destroyed her bike with a stray attack during a spar with Setsuna, and ruined breakfast when I poured sugar all over the ingredients
Tatsuki: Are you stupid?
Karin: Just a little
Chizuru: Save that for later, I want to prepare for the next episode
Michiru: I'm looking forward to it. My role is slowly expanding
Ryo: Hmm, don't cause too much trouble
Michiru: I'll try not to
(Tatsuki stands in front of Michiru and Ryo)
Tatsuki: Hey everyone, there's a new poll out dealing with a new story, multiple ones, one of which is starring me. If you wish to see one you like, vote now. To help out with your decision, there will be a preview of sorts appearing soon, so vote, vote, and vote
(Chizuru glares at Tatsuki annoyed that she was advertizing on her show, and brings out a remote. Clicking a button, the curtain drops, cutting off whatever Tatsuki was going to say next)
Tatsuki: BITCH