Chizuru: It's been so long

Tatsuki: Y'know, I'm actually excited this time around

Chizuru (shocked): Really?

Tatsuki (nods): Yep

Chizuru (supscious): Why?

Tatsuki (smirks): You'll see

Chizuru: Does it harm me in anyway?

Tatsuki: Maybe

Chizuru: I really hate you sometimes

Tatsuki: I know

"Like I was saying, this big pink blur suddenly came out of nowhere and bam," Yuzu punches her tiny fist frowning. "Hits me, and knocks over all my groceries." Yuzu slumps back in her seat sighing.

"Hmm."

Huffing, Yuzu crosses her arms over her chest and continues.

"If I wasn't so upset, I'll be excited."

"Hmm."

Giving her new friend a wide grin, Yuzu brings her hand to the side of her mouth as if telling a secret, and whispers loudly, earning many strange stares from the people in the café.

"It might be...an alien."

Soifon blinks, really blinks, not sure if she heard right. Misunderstanding Soifon's stare for one of curiosity, Yuzu continues on excitedly, digging into her cake with a new vigor.

"You see, only an alien can pull off something like that."

Soifon chews the strawberry cake slowly.

"Hmm."

"Big Sister, help me find this alien and bring it to justice!"

Cocking an eyebrow at the shout, Soifon doesn't even flinch when Yuzu slams her tiny fist on the table.

"I know without a doubt that you are a person of great justice and power." States Yuzu pointing at Soifon with her fork, confident that the woman would fall prey to her praise.

The fork covered with a frosting covered strawberry stops inches from Soifon's mouth upon hearing Yuzu's words. Staring at the girl intently, Soifon's eyebrow twitches. The innocent and kind honest look in Yuzu's eyes combined with, the smile that was so adorable and sweet, it couldn't be called cute. To such a face, Soifon couldn't say no, it was impossible. It was even more impossible hearing the words she used to describe her.

A person of great justice and power

Not that Soifon would ever admit it, but the damn brat had really won her over with those words.

"Fine." Sighs Soifon. "I'll help you," Soifon ignores Yuzu's bright smile and stares down at the half eaten cake on her plate. "But only after we finish our meals." Said Soifon softly, finally eating the strawberry.

Giggling happily, Yuzu blushes and stares down at the cake on her plate. A fine cheesecake covered in caramel, topped with strawberries and whip cream. This is Yuzu's favorite cheesecake whenever she comes to this café. Digging into the cake, Yuzu squeals at the taste, her blush growing to the point, to where her cheeks were completely red.

"Hmm." Agrees Soifon happily, a faint blush covering her cheeks.

Outside watching the two curiously with a large sweat drop was a familiar black cat. It was by chance she was here, but she was glad she was. To see her Little Bee enjoying cake with a young girl she vaguely recognizes was a sight to behold indeed. Opening her mouth, the cat licks her fangs, smirking widely. The cat can't resist the call. Sure she should be careful with Soifon around, but she just couldn't resist the call to cause mishap for her Little Bee.

'What shall I do?'

Oh yeah, trouble was heading Soifon's and Yuzu's way, and its name is Yoruichi.

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"Man that was crazy."

"Uh huh."

"What was that?"

"A wacko kid."

"Why did she destroy the class?"

"Candy Overdose."

"Michiru was really freaked."

"Our class and Yamada-sensei's class were too."

"I wonder where that cutie went."

"Why are you following me?"

"Because I love you."

"...Shut up."

Walking through the city with no destination in mind were Chizuru and Tatsuki. Since the chaos in Yamada-sensei class, classes have been dismissed for the day. While Tatsuki was trying to enjoy a nice stroll through the city, Chizuru was following her, pestering her, ruining it.

"Let's do something Tatsuki." Whines Chizuru.

Coming to a stop, Tatsuki gives Chizuru a flat stare.

"Since when do we do anything?" Asks Tatsuki irritably.

Putting on her best seductive smile, Chizuru answers loudly.

"Since our dreams intertwine in the dead of the night, when we finally let loose and released the lust sleeping within us," People stop to stare at Chizuru and Tatsuki. Many were blushing; others were glaring, while some just shook their heads at the youth of the two. Tatsuki however was red from intense embarrassment, and glowers at Chizuru. However, this wasn't much, because of the growing blush overtaking her face as the whispers of the people continue and Chizuru continues on with her nonsense. "And we became one!" Chizuru said proudly, hands reaching out to grab Tatsuki and pull her into a hug.

"Gah!"

Having enough, Tatsuki grabs Chizuru's hand and runs off, earing whistles, encouraging shouts, and whispers about youth and girl love from the crowd. Ignoring them, Tatsuki once more gives Chizuru her best glare, but once again her blush ruins this, leaving it ineffective.

"Dammit, fine you win. We'll go out to eat," Shouts Tatsuki, gripping Chizuru's hand painfully, earning a cry from Chizuru. "And when we're done I'm kicking your ass for this!" Tatsuki said turning a corner, nearly running into an overly large man with glasses carrying grocery bags.

"Hey!" The man, Tessai shouts.

"Sorry Old Dude." Shouts Tatsuki back, waving her free hand apologetically.

Laughing joyfully, Chizuru doesn't register the conversation between Tatsuki and Tessai, and gives Tatsuki a kiss on the cheek, causing Tatsuki to instantly go ridged. Blushing also, Tessai walks off, mumbling about public affection, girls, and Yoruichi being proud.

"Hahah, I knew you loved me too." Teases Chizuru.

Stiff like a board, Tatsuki's eyes slowly fall on Chizuru, the blush covering her face slowly fading. A cold air blows, and a chill goes down Chizuru's spine. Body slowly relaxing, Tatsuki takes a deep calming breath. Eyes never leaving Chizuru's, Tatsuki slowly raises her hand and Chizuru closes her eyes waiting for the punch to come.

'Pat' 'Pat'

"Huh?"

Staring up at Tatsuki, Chizuru frowns, and then pales. Not only was Tatsuki patting her head, but she was smiling. Usually such a thing wouldn't be a cause for worry. However, considering it was Tatsuki patting Chizuru's head, it was. There were only one head Tatsuki would ever pat, and it was Orihime's. However something else raises Chizuru's fear and it was Tatsuki's soft smile. It was kind and sweet, but the smile was wrong, very wrong. Never before has Chizuru felt such fear from a kind smile. The smile Tatsuki was giving her, the cold glare in her eyes, all of it read one thing to the suddenly shivering Chizuru.

I'm gonna kill you

Before the murder could start, Chizuru spots something down the street, something great and she whistles.

"Who is that beauty over there? And is that Kurosaki's little sister with her?"

Turning to where Chizuru was staring, Tatsuki found the idiot pervert was right. Down the street, walking excitedly with an obviously irritated young woman was Yuzu. Curious, Tatsuki follows after them silently. Releasing a small sigh of relief, Chizuru follows after Tatsuki, glad the girl's attention has been diverted from her.

'Future reference, don't tease Tatsuki too much...dying is a sure thing when you do.'

Following the strange duo from a distance, the even stranger duo closes in on the two close enough to hear them talking.

"In order to find this alien we must follow its tracks," States Yuzu pointing in the direction where the sounds of screams were originating from. "Fortunately the silly alien is too obvious." She announces excitedly running for the source of the screams.

Shaking her head, Soifon silently follows after Yuzu, walking at her own pace after the eccentric girl.

'Alien? This reiatsu...its Kusajishi, she's no alien...I think.' Thought Soifon curiously

A little bit away from Soifon, Tatsuki and Chizuru nearly fall over at Yuzu's earlier words.

"Alien?" Whispers Chizuru.

Sighing, Tatsuki shakes her head slowly, a bead of sweat sliding down her head.

"Yeah, that kid has a wild imagination. The level of her imagination is on par with the level of your sick horny mind." Explains Tatsuki lowly, her eyes never leaving Soifon's body, a strange gleam flaring in her eyes.

Seeing Tatsuki's stare, Chizuru grins and decides to attack Tatsuki again.

"Don't you mean on the level of your ability to hide deeply in the closet."

Unlike what Chizuru thought, Tatsuki did not respond, in fact she does the strangest thing she's ever seen.

"Hmm."

Licking her lips slowly, seductively, Tatsuki whispers out softly, almost too softly for Chizuru to hear.

"She smells delicious."

Once more Tatsuki licks her lips and continues follows after Soifon. Intrigued by the change in Tatsuki and more than a little shocked, Chizuru continues following the duo with her strange friend. A little bit away from Chizuru and Tatsuki was Yoruichi still in cat form, trailing not just Soifon and Yuzu, but Chizuru and Tatsuki, was Yoruichi. The cat gives off a small smile seeing the intriguing stare Chizuru was giving Tatsuki. The stare it was familiar. No, it wasn't just the curious stare Chizuru was giving Tatsuki, but the shadowing as well.

'This reminds me of the days I used to shadow Soifon for the hell of it.' Yoruichi laughs quietly, eyes twinkling in delight. 'She was so cute when she was all jumpy.' However, Yoruichi frowns a second later having felt a slight shift in Tatsuki's reiatsu. This had her worried, because Yoruichi knew if she felt it, then Soifon had as well. 'Looks like mamma's gonna have to do more than watch for blackmail.' Vanishing from the ground and appearing on the roof of a nearby building, Yoruichi continues to shadow the four.

Down below, Soifon pauses momentarily having felt Yoruichi's reiatsu for a split second. It wouldn't be hard for her to trace it, something she would gladly do, but there were two problems Soifon was facing. One, was this crazy, yet very adorable human girl who had a vice-like grip on her hand and ego, the strange Kurosaki Child. Two, was the strange reiatsu clouding Yoruichi's. It was a strange, deep and dark reiatsu full of murderous intent. The feeling from the reiatsu was no different from a hollow, a weak one, but a hollow nonetheless. Strange enough however, the reiatsu was coming from the spiky-haired girl that had been shadowing her and the brat from the pass two blocks. Even now Soifon could feel the girl's gaze on her back, keeping her attention away from Yoruichi.

'No there is a third problem.' Thought Soifon sighing.

There, sitting on a car, happily eating candy was Yachiru. The girl was swinging her feet happily, munching a giant bag of jawbreakers, eating them like jelly beans.

'Lieutenant Kusajishi.'

Unlike Soifon who could see Yachiru for who she is, Yuzu could only see a pink blur.

"It's the alien." Shouts Yuzu. "I'm gonna get you for ruining dinner." Yuzu grabs a pebble from the ground and throws it at Yachiru, pegging her right in the head.

"Ouch." Cries Yachiru. Rubbing her forehead, Yachiru glares at Yuzu. "That hurt!" She shouts angrily.

Hearing the shout, but not really seeing Yachiru other than the blur, Yuzu was unable to see the furious and murderous glare the tiny shinigami was sending her. Soifon however saw and she groans.

"And this makes problem number four." Whispers Soifon.

"Nyaaaaa."

Hearing a cat's meow, Soifon stiffens. Eyes quickly scanning the area, Soifon searches for the perpetrator, when the cat's meow is heard again. Head snapping down, Soifon releases a small sigh seeing it was a normal cat. Giving the cat an annoyed glare, Soifon shoos it off, and focuses on Yachiru. An intense pink aura rises from the growling Yachiru. The air grows heavy from Yachiru's sudden rise in power. Cursing the sugar high Yachiru, Soifon glares at the girl and moves to restrain her when a force hits her from behind.

"Tatsuki?" Whispers Chizuru.

Taking a quick glance back, Soifon saw her stalkers standing behind her, but only one of which was glaring openly, not just at her, but at Yachiru as well, a hungry gleam in her gold eyes. The girl licks her lips seductively and to Soifon's amazement and shock, the tips of the girl's black bangs fade into white.

"What in the world?" Soifon whispers stun. "This girl…is she a hollow?" She asks no one in particular.

The power coming off the girl was intense. The power wasn't strong, but it was dark and intense, like that of a hollow. However, as she digs deep into the bowls of the girl's power, of Tatsuki's power, she could feel the human in her, which raises another concern.

'What is this child?'

However, a second concern is raised the moment Chizuru grabs Tatsuki's shoulder.

"What?" Questions Soifon suspiciously.

The moment Chizuru grabs Tatsuki's shoulder, the girl's features return to normal, and the reiatsu she was releasing fades instantly.

"Hey Gorilla stop making such a scary face, you'll scare the children." Teases Chizuru her hand slowly slipping down from Tatsuki's shoulder to her chest.

Feeling the movement, Tatsuki snaps back to reality, and in one swift movement, grabs Chizuru's 'poison' hand, and grips it tightly.

"You must wanna die." Growls Tatsuki angrily, an angry tick in her eyebrow.

"Owowowowowowow." Cries Chizuru. "No, not at all, living is good; living is good Tatsuki-san."

Blinking owlishly, Soifon shakes her head, not sure what was going on, but was glad whatever the glasses wearing girl did to stop spiky from attacking. Now with one less problem to worry about, Soifon focuses on Problem Four, and nearly falls over at the sight of Yuzu throwing many objects at the growling girl. Some of these objects were rocks, sticks, phones, glasses, books, briefcases, and anything else the little girl could get her hands on. It was unfortunate, because this only proved to make Yachiru angrier.

"Ryaaaaa!" Roars Yachiru angrily, her reiatsu becoming visible, taking form of an angry pink cat.

Jumping at the sight, Yuzu stares at the pink cat, and then at the girl releasing it.

"Huh? She wasn't there before." Yuzu said in awe. "And this feeling," The pressure being released was making Yuzu dizzy. "I don't feel so good." Body wavering, Yuzu collapses into Soifon's arms, and falls unconscious. Sighing deeply, Soifon sets Yuzu on the ground and stare up at the feral Yachiru

"That's quite enough Lieutenant Kusajishi." Said Soifon reaching into her pocket and draws out a candy dispenser with a rabbit on it. Bringing it to her mouth, she pops a candy in her mouth and to the shock of Chizuru and Tatsuki, Soifon collapses and another Soifon appears, wearing the same black robes as Yachiru, only with a white haori over it.

"Whoa." Tatsuki said in awe.

"Impossible…this is a dream come true." Chizuru said drooling, giggling perversely. "I want them both, please be mine." Hands moving in a groping manner, Chizuru slowly approaches Soifon, eyes hungry for girl love.

It was unfortunate Chizuru released Tatsuki, because the moment she did, the strange power Tatsuki released before explodes like a bomb. Head snapping up, Soifon turns around and spots Tatsuki in her alternate appearance once more. Unlike before when the tips of her bangs were white, the entire bang itself was now white, all of them. Eyes a fierce gold once more, Tatsuki licks her lips seductively, and gives Soifon a wicked grin.

"Hahaha," Laughs Tatsuki madly. "You smell so damn delicious, I want to eat you!" Roars Tatsuki.

Instead of being overwhelmed by Tatsuki's surprising transformation and power, Soifon grins and falls into a stance.

"The problems continue stacking, but don't think you're a match for me kid," Eyes shifting to the side where Yachiru was raging, but unmoving, Soifon nods slowly. 'Looks like I'll have to deal with that obedient animal as well. Hmm, let's take them both out at once.' Grin fading, Soifon's form flickers and in the next moment, Tatsuki was falling to the ground, the white of her eyes showing, and Yachiru was tucked under Soifon's arm. Tightening her grip on Yachiru, Soifon turns to the wide-eyed Chizuru. The girl was shaking terribly, fear shining in her eyes.

"Wha…what did you do?" Whispers Chizuru.

Not giving Chizuru an answer, Soifon draws out another device from her pocket and with a simple press of a button, Chizuru falls unconscious and the shinigami, plus the gikon in Soifon's gigai vanish. No sooner had Soifon left, Yoruichi appears on the scene, and stares at down girls frowning.

"Soifon's become faster, but she still doesn't clean up her messes. Still my Little Bee, or is it Messy Bee." Yoruichi stares down at the groaning Tatsuki. "And this one is a problem," A smile spreads across Yoruichi's face as she turns to Chizuru. "But this one can help out the problem child. Good job my special girl," Lifting Chizuru, Yoruichi smiles down at the girl and presses her forehead to hers. "Only you can protect your friend." Slinging Chizuru over her shoulder, Yoruichi does the same to Tatsuki, and carries Yuzu under her arm similar to what Soifon had done with Yachiru.

"Let's get you all home."

After this, Yoruichi vanishes in a blink, off to send the girls home, and to speak with Urahara about Tatsuki's power and Chizuru's ability to cancel the power.

Chizuru: Well, I didn't get too hurt, but you sure did Tatuski

Tatsuki: Shut up, this is only the first part; the second is your show

Ryo: I didn't get any appearances this chapter

Rukia: Neither did I

Karin: Yuzu that's not fair. How did you appear this chapter and I didn't?

Yuzu (poses): Because I'm cool

Chizuru: Next chapter (Chizuru stares at the script)…what the hell is this?

Tatsuki (laughs): And this is the end of the chapter…bye now.