First off: READ MY OTHER STORY, LOST IN TRANSLATION, personally, I think it's better than this one (it at least has a plot anyway).

Chris' pov:

Piper and Jason entered the arena at the same time as Aphrodite stood up to address the crowd. Instantly all the boys began drooling and swooning at the flirty love goddess.

"Hello campers, and congratulations to Jason and Piper" she said sweetly, putting special emphasis on the word 'Piper' "For making it through all the other tasks. Well done both of you. But now it is time to see who the best really is. So, for the last competition you two shall fight, the victor must hold the loser to the ground for a minimum of five seconds. Good luck, both of you."

Damn it, it's going to be a wrestling match? Jason's obviously going to win that, gods damn it. Ah well, at least Aphrodite will make him pay if he does lose.

Although Nick will probably beat me up too, because that was his money I gave to the Stolls…

I snapped out of my musings when I heard a familiar voice scream "You got this Piper, hit him where it hurts!" Of course, only Leo would say something like that.

Gods, he's so cute when jumps up and down screaming, maybe I should go talk to him… No! They will suspect, then your brothers will kill him, and Father will lock you in the closet of shame for all eternity! But he's so cute…

Okay, now brain, listen up. Stop listening to the nasty hormones, they only want to get you and your glorious mistress in trouble, d'ya hear? Oh shit, the fight's started.

Well, when I say the fight had started I meant that Jason and Piper had obviously heard some indication to suggest that they should begin the task, but no actual fighting had taken place.

Wow this is boring, next time we need an Athena camper against an Ares camper; now that would be an awesome grudge match!

Concentrate Chris, it looks like something is about to happen.

Well, something was definitely happening, although it definitely wasn't fighting. In fact Piper seemed to be talking to Jason, but I couldn't hear what she was saying above the sound of two of my brothers engaging in a full-on fist fight.

"Hey Vi, what's she saying?" I asked one of my insane sisters, tapping her consistently on the shoulder until she answered.

"I'm pretty sure that she's telling him to lie down." She replied, her pale brow furrowing.

"Wow, desperate much." I said laughing. But the strange thing is, he was actually doing it. And he was smiling, like he wanted to.

I mean, I'd heard about being crazy in love, but this is ridiculous.

"How the hell is she doing that?" I asked no one in particular.

"Charmspeak." answered a small girl with blonde pigtails and braces from my left hand side. Scared out of my wits by the tiny girl who had apparently just appeared out of nowhere (although I'll never admit to that), I jumped up from my seat with a startled squeak.

The little ninja-girl looked at me like I was the creepy, insane one. "How long have you been sitting there?" I asked, slowly reclaiming my seat.

"The whole time." She replied confusedly. "Now shut up, Mum's coming to talk."

Did that girl just sass me? I should crush her like a bug! But she's so cute…Damn it Christie, what have those hormones done to you? She used to be so tough…Wait, why am I talking to myself in the third person, I've officially gone mad.

Well at least I'll get my money, I wander what the odds were…

In an attempt to distract myself from the discomforting thoughts that I had become nothing more than a mentally handicapped, soft wuss, I concentrated on what my father's godly girlfriend was saying.

"Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting outcome." Giggled the love goddess, radiant with the joy of victory.

Zeus on the other hand looked like he'd just swallowed a lemon, and then been slapped around a bit with a wet fish just for good measure. It was hilarious.

But Aphrodite plainly was not finished; with another giggle and a bat of her eyelashes she began to speak again; "As the godly parent of the victor I would like to suggest an idea which would promote good feeling between the cabins" yeah right, more like so she could shove her daughter's victory in all of our faces. "I was thinking we could have a little party for the demigods. No, even better a costume party! Participation is mandatory." She said with a final giggle and eyelash bat.

The evil, vicious harpy. I would make her cabin pay for this if it's the last thing I do!

Yeah, so again kinda had writer's block, but at least I know what I'm going to do for the next chapter. Now, READ MY OTHER STORY!