Chizuru: Woohoo, we're back, we're finally back
Tatsuki: I thought this show was done with
Ryo: Guess not
Michiru: Let's have a good time everyone
Lisa: Konsu does not own Bleach
Chizuru: Let's Begin
"Well, well, if it isn't Urahara-san."
Appearing a few feet away from Urahara, Shinji Hirako grins at the man, his zanpakuto in hand.
"Well, well, if it isn't my old friend Hirako-san," Urahara grins at the man, gently tapping his cane on the ground. "You're looking well." Urahara rolls his right shoulder.
Losing his grin, Shinji narrows his eyes at the man.
"Enough of the pleasantries, what brings you here?"
"You know what brings me here Hirako-san."
The quick reply Urahara gave Shinji was unexpected. Staring at Urahara intently, Shinji saw the man was still smiling, but his eyes were cold and hard. This was a radical change of the Urahara Shinji was acquainted with. No, this person was quite different, very different. It was only thanks to Shinji's natural suspicion of people that he was able to notice. Do not misunderstand the situation. The change in Urahara's eyes is not what startles Shinji. No, it was the change in Urahara's overall presence. It reeked of danger.
"Heh," Shinji smirks. "That's a nice look for you Urahara-san," Shinji nods to the side. "I know why you're here, now come on she's sleeping in Lisa's room."
Walking towards the back of the warehouse, Shinji eyes Urahara and Jinta from the corner of his eyes.
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Michiru
"No," Michiru shakes her head. "No, no, no, no, not here." Michiru stares at the destruction around her in pure disbelief.
Standing in a yard, but not just any yard, her family's yard, Michiru stares at all the down bodies of her men. This was impossible. To see all her men down like this, it was unthinkable. No, what was more unthinkable was that a child was the cause of it all. The Child of Destruction, Yachiru was currently shaking one of her unconscious men at the moment, shouting in his ear.
"Where's the candy?"
Having enough of this nonsense, Michiru shouts at Yachiru.
"Stop that right now!"
Stopping like she was told, Yachiru releases the poor man and stares at Michiru with her large eyes. Like an animal Yachiru slowly stalks towards the sweating Michiru. Hungry eyes glares into frighten, cautious eyes.
"Boss!"
Turning towards the source of the shout, Michiru watches a bound chain soar towards her.
"Yes."
Catching the chain, Michiru quickly releases the bind on the chain. Liking the turn of events, Michiru grins and glares at Yachiru, the chain hitting the ground with a heavy thud. Wrapping the chain under her armpit and over her shoulder, Michiru begins swing the remaining length of the long chain in a wide arc at her side.
"You won't get away with this brat," Michiru's eyes darken. "I don't hit kids, but I'll make an except for you."
Having said what needed to be said, Michiru attacks the sugar high Yachiru.
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Urahara
When Urahara came into Lisa's room, he was not surprise to see manga scattered across the room. He was also not surprise to see most of them were mostly porn. However, what he was surprised about seeing was Lisa cuddled in the bed with Tatsuki. No, cuddle was not the right word. Strangled by Tatsuki was the correct term that should have been used.
"Help me!" Cries Lisa.
Yes, Tatsuki who was blissfully sleeping was strangling a red Lisa. Watching from the corner of the room, a book in hand like always was Ryo. The moment Urahara had entered the room; Ryo had not stopped staring at him. The black sword leaning against the wall next to her had also not stopped vibrating since he entered. This intrigues Urahara, but not enough for him to forget about his purpose for coming to the Vizard today.
"This is an interesting sight indeed," Urahara glances at the seething Lisa. "What did you do to end up like that?" Urahara walks over to the bed and taps the sleeping Tatsuki. "I wonder if she's in her Inner World," Urahara slaps Tatsuki's face a few times and even pulls on her hair, waking her to no avail. "Yep she's in her Inner World alright," Urahara faces Lisa once more and smiles apologetically at her. "Sorry, but I tried all I could, there's nothing I can do for you Yadomaru-san.'
Ignoring Lisa's cries for help, Urahara takes a glance at Ryo. The girl was still eying him, unnerving him a little.
"Is there something wrong?" He asks pleasantly.
Shutting her book close, Ryo stands and faces Urahara fully.
"Excuse me, but I am Ryo Kunieda, I would like to know who you are and what you know about my friend's condition."
Since she arrived, Ryo has been patient, waiting for the man who was responsible for Tatsuki's drastic change. After hearing from Lisa about the man who would be coming for Tatsuki soon, Ryo was intrigued, and yet very worried. She expected to see a terrifying man with the aura of a madman. She even expected to see a cold-eyed man, but this is not what she seen. No, standing in front of her was a man who seemed more creepy than terrifying. He has the cold eyes down, but other than that, nothing, nothing at all.
"Ugh." Grunts Ryo.
Despite this, Ryo felt a strange oppressing feeling when she stares into Urahara's eyes. A feeling that made the back of her hair stand on end, this was something Ryo did not like, something she did not like at all.
"Me, oh, sorry for rude," Urahara pulls a fan from nowhere. "I am Kisuke Urahara and as for what I know of Arisawa-san, well," Urahara smiles. "I guess you can say I'm her father," He glances at Tatsuki hearing her groan. A blush rises to his cheeks at what he witnesses and he glances away, just as Ryo glances at Tatsuki.
"Ah..a…ah." Moans Lisa.
A blush covers Ryo's face completely at the sight of Tatsuki nibbling on Lisa's ear, while fondling her breast. The girl's legs were intertwining with Lisa's and she was rubbing up against the red moaning Lisa.
"Wow, way to go." Cheers Shinji.
Unnoticed to Shinji, standing behind him was a red Hiyori. Having heard Shinji, Hiyori wordlessly takes off her sandal and slaps Shinji head hard, knocking him out. Catching his body as it fell, Hiryori carries him out, shouting at Urahara as she did.
"I better not catch you in this room by the time I come back Urahara!"
Disappearing around a corner, Hiyori gives the unconscious Shinji a small shake.
"Hey dumbass," Hiyori glares at the ceiling. "We're being pulled into something dangerous."
Groaning painfully, Shinji cracks open an eye and give Hiyori a grim smirk.
"I know, but that girl is Lisa's friend, she won't leave her alone even if we asked."
Shaking her head, Hiyori drops Shinji and walks off.
"It's annoying, but Lisa is also our friend, and if that girl is dangerous then," Starts Hiyori, but she is cut off by a strong spiritual pressure. Turning so she was staring in the direction of Lisa's room, Hiyroi's eyes narrow further. "It's not the girl, her friend," Hiyori smirks. "Looks like that other dumbass pissed off that Ryo-girl."
A thought suddenly hits Hiyori and her eyes narrow once more.
"They better not damage the base."
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Tatsuki's Inner World
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Making out with Lisa-san, oh, she has nice firm tits."
BANG!
"Cut that shit out!"
Tatsuki stands over the bloody Chizuru, steam rising from her red fist. Off to the side watching on in amusement was Yang. The woman was seated in the air, floating aimlessly around the two. The three were on an tropical island with a volcano surrounded by a crystal blue sea. In the far distance flames burn bright and hot.
"It hurts, it hurts, stopppp!"
On the ground, Tatsuki had Chizuru in a painful hold, a sharpshooter by the looks of it. Strangely enough, the two were having their little reunion near the sleeping Tatsuki being held in a prison made of flames. The flames were not there originally, but after Chizuru punched her, the flames suddenly appeared, protecting the Tatsuki. Yang did not know where this Tatsuki came from, but she knew it was not her Tatsuki. It was strange, but since the girl was doing no harm, Yang leaves her at bay and focuses on her Tatsuki and Chizuru.
"Tatsuki-san, Chizuru-san, that is enough," Yang waves her hand, separating Tatsuki from Chizuru. "I have much to discuss with you before we help you," Yang points to the wailing Chizuru. "Back to your body before Yin causes too much trouble," Yang makes a face at Chizuru. "Or before you cause too much trouble here, really now, molesting Yadomaru."
Giggling perversely in response, Chizuru blows Yang a kiss. Over with Tatsuki, she thought it was very creepy to see Chizuru blow a kiss at someone who could possibly be her future self, but she kept these thoughts to herself.
"I know you have lots of questions, but I will answer what I can for now," Yang grins. "Then again, I'll put it bluntly," Yang points at the suddenly silent Chizuru and Tatsuki. "You two are experiments crafted by the hands of Kisuke Urahara. Although your creation was a mistake, the original purpose before your birth has remained the same. You were created as a countermeasure to the hogyoku and to that of Sosuke Aizen," Yang glances at Chizuru. "One who has more shinigami essence than human or hollow," She faces Tatsuki next. "One who has more hollow essence than human or shinigami," Yang stares off in the distance. "And then there is one who has more human essence than shiniami or hollow. One day you three will become whole, and when that time comes Lilith will be formed once more," Yang grins madly. "And then a reality shaking power will be born anew."
The flames in the distance grow stronger and an intense heat wave passes over the island. The volcano explodes sending lave everywhere, burning everything it lands on. Throughout the destruction of Tatsuki's Inner World, only Yang's insane giggles are heard.
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Yoruichi, Yang, and Ururu
"Awaken…Benihime!"
To Yoruichi's growing shock, Chizuru, no, Yin was holding a perfect replica of Benihime, Urahara's zanpakuto. Yin giggles insanely and with a cry, she swings the blade, not at her, but at the stun Ururu.
"Sing, Benihime!"
The attack came fast, almost catching Ururu off guard. However at that moment, Genocide Mode activates, and Ururu dodges at the last possible second. A trail of blood leaks down Ururu's right arm and she glares at the smirking Yin.
"Oh, looks like I was a little too slow," Yin's eyes darken. "Don't worry, the next one will be faster, I promise."
(Tatsuki stares at her hands in horror)
Tatsuki: Am I turning into Chizuru?
(Lisa hugs her body, staring at Tatsuki, face completely red)
Lisa: I was fondled by Arisawa, kissed by Arisawa, rubbed against by such a minor character
(Tatsuki sees red)
Tatsuki: Bitch did you just call me a minor character?
Lisa: That's what you are
Tatsuki: You say that, but you forget where we are. We are in a completely different universe so to say, so the rules are different. (Smirks) Here I'm the main character and will forever be so, while you will be a minor with the same significance as a fly
(Ichigo stares at Tatsuki with wide eyes)
Ichigo: Wow Tatsuki, I didn't know you could be so arrogant and harsh
Tatsuki: There's a lot you don't know
Ichigo: True, but you should calm down, you don't want your fans to start hating you now
(Huffing, Tatsuki nods and gives Lisa a small smile)
Tatsuki: I'm sorry (Tatsuki walks away)
(Chizuru looks up from the script giggling and watches Tatsuki leave)
Chizuru: Wait up Tatsuki we have to practice our lines…this is great!
Tatsuki (shouts): No way, I will not do that with you
Chizuru: Come on, I'm really starting to find you attractive here