Hello All!

Chapter 9 is here! Sorry for the dealy. I had a hard time writing the honeymoon.

Anywho, thanks for the fav's and for the alerts and the comments and whatnot.

I don't own the Big Bang Theory.

NOTE: Spoilers for Star Trek: Enterprise. Mostly Season 3 of the show.

Also, this is an M RATED CHAPTER. I've written far more scandelous in my SVM fanfic's, but for some reason, I blush like crazy trying to write that for Sheldon and Penny. So this is about as far as I'm willing to go. (aside from the other chapter I did about Penny's case of pregnancy Pon Far.)

Snoogans and Snoochie Boochies!

Leonard had spoken with Dr. Gablehauser at Cal Tec. Bernadette had spoken with Penny's manager at the Cheesecake Factory. They'd gotten the pair five days off after the wedding so they could do what they wanted. Sure, it was spur of the moment, and the group of guys couldn't decide where to send them.

"I don't think it matters where they are, just that they're together." Bernadette suggested. "With some privacy." she added. She smiled that sweet smile she had, and the three friends all nodded.

They'd made sure the apartment was stocked with anything Sheldon and Penny would need so that there shouldn't be need for a trip out at all.

"But if you need anything," Leonard said as he walked with them towards their limo that would take them back to 2311 Los Robles, "consider Raj, Howard and myself your personal concierge service. Twenty-four/seven. Consider it our wedding present to you." he smiled.

"You really don't have to Leonard, you guys have done so much already. Really. I think we'll manage." Penny smiled and Sheldon, who had his arms wrapped tightly around his new bride and head resting against her shoulder because it was well past his normal bed time, nodded.

"Well, just in case, you have our numbers. We're at your service." he smiled and bowed a little. He gave his friends one last hug and congratulation before watching their limo pull away.

It was nearly midnight when Sheldon carried Penny over the threshold of 4A, and promptly sat her down before shutting and locking the door behind him. They held hands as they walked back to their bedroom, and Penny rested her head on Sheldon as they did.

They'd both worked a full day before they were swept off to their surprise wedding, with basically no rest time in between. Even if Penny hadn't been pregnant, she'd be exhausted, and Sheldon felt the same way. So it wasn't any surprise to either of them, and not a disappointment to either of them that all they wanted to do was change into their pajamas and call it a night.

So there they were, officially on their honeymoon, nestled together in their bed, on their sides and facing each other, Sheldon embracing Penny, ready for bed, both barely able to keep their eyes open.

"Good night Dr. Cooper." Penny whispered. Sheldon felt her cool breath across his lips.

"Good night Mrs. Cooper." he whispered back.

"How about we do two days of anything I want, two days of anything you want, and then the last day, we will mutually decide something together?" Penny asked, as they were well in to the morning on the first day of their honeymoon without the slightest idea of what they wanted to do.

Sheldon considered it for a moment. "I can agree to this with one condition, should there be anything that the other is completely uncomfortable with, they can decline to participate without repercussions from the other."

Penny smiled. "Agreed."

Day 1: Penny's Choice

They made sure all the curtains in the apartment were drawn. Sheldon printed out, in large, bold font, a "Do Not Disturb" sign that he taped to their front door.

Penny wasn't sure exactly how she'd managed to talk him in to it, given that he did have the option to decline as they had set as their only rule that morning. But after a minimal amount of gawking and snipping about how long it would take to clean everything, he agreed to her suggestion for her first day of their honeymoon.

They played Halo for a while, watched some Doctor Who, made and ate lunch together, took apart his Lego Death Star and started to rebuild, put together a puzzle of the Van Gogh exploding TARDIS, made and ate dinner, watched Project Runway, and then played Rock Band, with Sheldon on the drums and Penny on guitar.

Completely naked.

Day 2: Sheldon's Choice

"Today has been absolutely wonderful." Sheldon smiled to Penny as they sat across from each other. Penny simply nodded as she took another giant bite of her hot dog. She wasn't partial to trains like Sheldon was, but right now, she was very partial to food, particularly chili, which was currently slathered all over her dog and fries. Sheldon made a face at her choice in food, given that he'd tried to keep her on as healthy a diet as possible during her pregnancy. But it was their honeymoon, and his day of fun, so he'd let it slide that both her brunch and dinner had consisted of hot dogs, French fries, and soda.

Penny sat down her dog and wiped her hands before reaching across the table to take Sheldon's. "It was." she smiled. "I love you." she told him, feeling a bit sappy at the moment all of the sudden.

"And I you." he told her, and then picked up his own hotdog and took a respectable bite.

They'd had brunch at the Carney's in Studio City.

They'd gone to Travel Town, an outdoor museum showcasing forty-three railroad engines, cars and other rolling stock.

They were currently having dinner at the Hollywood Carney's.

When they got home, Penny had gone straight to their bedroom, leaving Sheldon to make sure the apartment was locked up tight before making his way to the bathroom for his nightly routine. As he exited the bathroom, he heard a train whistle coming from their bedroom.

He made his way down the hall and opened the bedroom door, revealing Penny, laying on their bed, her back resting against the pillows and her legs crossed in front of her, wearing nothing but a train conductors hat.

"All aboard." she told him with a wink.

"By far, the best train day of my life." Sheldon said as he made his way to his wife.

Day 3: Penny's Choice

They'd only ever had sex in her bed, his bed, their bed, a few times in the shower, and once on his desk at work. She'd gotten things heated up once in front of his white board at home, but he'd quickly moved them to their bedroom before things advanced to much further.

She'd tried to get him to do it in all sorts of places around the apartment, but he'd shot her down.

Today, she was getting her way.

There was all sorts of places of his in the apartment she'd fantasized about him and her making love in, having sex in, and if she got her way, had just a good old fucking in.

She'd promised to help him sanitize every square inch of the apartment when they were done. It was the only way he'd agree.

She wanted it to feel natural as well. As much as she could anyway, considering it was something they had to discuss and make sure he was okay with before they even did anything. So she'd brought it up on her first day, and the compromise had been they'd spend the day naked, having sex in their bedroom if the mood struck.

Sheldon had weathered fairly well on naked day, and was agreeable to Penny's choice for her other allotted day of decision making for their honeymoon.

They'd agreed to just let hit happen when and where it happened.

So what morning when she got out of bed and found Sheldon already on the couch eating a bowl of cereal, watching a recorded episode of Doctor Who, she decided that she'd take advantage of his current location.

The bowl of cereal was long forgotten, along with the episode of Doctor Who, and Penny was seated atop Sheldon, straddling his lap with her back pressed against his chest as they had sex. She took his hands, which were currently gripping her hips as she rocked against him, and brought them up to her breasts where he lingered for a bit, and then down to her center, showing him exactly how she wanted him to touch her down there. Soon, her head was bent back, resting on his shoulder as she arched her back and reached her arms back and over her head to grip his as she rode out her orgasm, and Sheldon his.

Sheldon had been quietly watching the new teaser trailer for the 2013 Star Trek movie when Penny struck again. He was at his desk, and she'd yanked his chair back, spun him around, and then very carefully gotten down on her knees in front of him.

She was being quite aggressive, even for her typical big ol' five self. But it had gotten her what she wanted.

She was half sitting, half laying on his desk, bare assed, legs held up and out by Sheldon, who was currently obeying her every request of "harder" and "faster".

The language flying out of her mouth, the direction and encouragement she was giving him would have made Howard blush. She was using the F-word quite a bit, but it was appropriate, considering that's what they were doing.

The last time, she'd joined him in his post-coital shower. It started off innocently enough. Sheldon washed himself while Penny stood under the spray, keeping warm under the water, and then they'd switched and Penny had started to lather up her hair when she felt Sheldon's hands on her. His hands started out at her shoulders, washing them meticulously and lightly massaging. He raised her arms up, one at a time, and washed under each, and down her side, never once coping a feel. (Even if she was silently begging him to.) He made his way to her stomach, which was round and very obviously with child, and washed here there as well, taking his time, and placing a small kiss there before standing back up and kissing her, slowly and leisurely.

Their shower together ended up with her back pressed against the wall of the tub, one foot propped up on the edge while Sheldon supported as much of her as he could given his lack of physical strength, slowly gliding in and out of her. The kiss that he'd given her after he'd kissed her stomach never really seeming to end as he made love to his wife in their shower.

Day 4: Sheldon's Choice

On day four of their honeymoon, Sheldon decided to show Penny the third season of Star Trek: Enterprise. She was very much enjoying the show. While it had an up and down first and second season, she felt that with season three, they'd really hit the mark. The story arc revolving around the Delphic Expanse, the four different races of aliens they'd introduced, all inter-connected, and called the Xindi, was actually a pretty awesome idea, and one she was surprised none of the other series had done.

But things got ugly when they watched the episode Damage.

Penny had been enthralled. Sheldon hardly gave the episode his attention. He'd seen it before, and it was one of this least favorite of all the episodes through all the series. He'd rather watch "Spock's Brain" to be quite honest.

He was more than perturbed to find that, once it was over, Penny was gushing about how it was one of her favorite of any Star Trek he'd had her watch.

"You can not be serious! That episode goes against everything Gene Roddenberry was trying to accomplish! Everything he was trying to teach us with the Prime Directive!" He was seriously wondering how he could have managed to fall in love, marry, and procreate with someone who loved "Damaged".

"But there wasn't a Prime Directive yet!" she said back. "Archer had to do what he had to do."

"But it is completely against his character, not to mention the spirit of the show. What about ANY of his actions from the prior two and a half seasons makes any of what he did in this episode believable?"

"But that's just it. It is in his characters nature. Going all the way back to the first episode. Archer's love and faith in the human race." She couldn't believe she was getting so riled up over an episode of Star Trek. But it had been so good. She was really enjoying the show, even if she wouldn't admit exactly how much. But after this little argument, she was sure it was going to be fairly obvious. "What is it that Leonard says to you, whenever he really really wants you to do something? Something about the needs of many?" she asks, because whatever that line is, it's the perfect example of why Archer did what he did.

Sheldon quirks his eyebrow in the fashion of the person who said the line she's referring to. "You mean 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.'?"

"That's it! I don't know who said it, but they're right, and this is a perfect example! So that ship of Illyrian is damaged, but if Archer can't get the Enterprise operational again, it's the entire Earth that will suffer instead of that one ship. I'm sure that if the roles were reversed, and that ship needed to get moving to save their planet, Archer would have done whatever he could to help, even if it meant they'd be stranded."

Sheldon had never considered her argument on the episode before. He'd only ever watched it with Leonard, Howard, and Raj, who'd all felt the same way he had.

"You have a point." he admitted, which was enough for Penny, because it was a lot coming from him. "And how could you not remember Spock's classic line from 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'? It's the best scene in the movie."

"Never seen it." she said as she settled back against him on the couch.

Sheldon was instantly unsettled again, sitting bolt upright and looking back at her. "Never seen it?" he said, and rose, forgetting Star Trek: Enterprise for the moment, and putting in Wrath of Khan. "No wonder you and Leonard never worked out…" he mumbled to himself as the movie started. Penny smiled and snuggled back in to his side.

Day 5: Mutual Decision

It was the last day of their honeymoon. Tomorrow, he'd go back to work, and so would she. They'd go back to seeing each other only in the morning and then at night, and sometimes only briefly then, depending on what her shift was that night.

So they spent their mutual day together in bed. Being lazy, only getting out when the need for the bathroom or food arose. They didn't even bother to get dressed.

They spent that whole day cuddling, talking, and sleeping in each others arms.

As it turned out, that ended up being their favorite day.

So yeah, I've been wracking my brain for DAYS over the "mutual decision" day, and finally decided on what I had here, because my life shouldn't revolve or stress me out as much as it did over what Penny and Sheldon did on day 5 of their honeymoon. LOL But I guess it was kinda sweet in it's own way.

Also, the discussion they had over ST: Enterprise was because I had that same discussion with one of my besties. Only ours went on for over an hour, and to this day, we still agree to disagree over that episode.