Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by WillowWhatNow

There is a list of 586 'things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' and I took my thirty favourites, and made each one into a drabble of anywhere between 100 and 1500 words. The link to the real list will be up in my profile.

12. Badgers and Snakes

12. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

Ron and harry were sitting in the stands of the Quidditch pitch, watching the match. It was Slytherin versus Hufflepuff, and though it was an exciting match, it wasn't a nail-biter like the matches between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Harry stood up, sure that Hufflepuff had the quaffle, but he was wrong. Slytherin's main chaser stole it and raced up the pitch heading toward the other goal posts.

He searched the crowd, spotting the snitch before Malfoy or Cedric could. Harry looked at Ron and smiled. Ron laughed and they both counted to three. At three, they both started shouting at the top of their lungs and belted out the same song.

"Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!"

Hermione and Luna joined in yelling, "SNAAAAAKE SNAAAAAKE!"

Everyone around them just looked and laughed, pointing at the four of them. Wondering what they hell they were doing.