22. I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
Ah, Herbology, it was the one time where Neville shined. He wasn't any good at Defense, or Transfiguration, or anything else. But he was amazing here. Right up with Hermione in grades too, though only under her by a point or two. He smiled, and waited for class to begin. Soon, his wish was granted, and Professor Sprout began to speak, she was soon interrupted by Ron and Harry. Whatever this was, it couldn't have been good.
"Professor, Harry and I have recently discovered something we think you'll like."
"We were wondering," Ron said, "If we could just have your attention AHEM!"
"Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch!"
Ron started, and then let Harry take over, alternating in between verses, getting louder and louder as they went along.
"They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy
Rotten to the core
They're standing outside your door!"
"Remember Herman Farbage
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he's just a memory!"
"I know I'm going to miss her
A tomato ate my sister
Sacramento fell today
They're marching into San Jose
Tomatoes are on their way!"
"The mayor is on vacation
The governor's fled the nation
The police have gone on strike today
The National Guard has run away
Tomatoes will have their day!" Ron belted out, being as loud as possible, not caring if he was off key.
"Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
Lunch, lunch
Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch
Dinner or luuuuuunch!"
They finished together theatrically, bowing to stunned looks, and then said, "Well, aren't you going to start class?"