25. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
-Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
Harry sighed, and handed in his paper to Professor McGonagall his paper. She didn't look at it, and kept on grading the quizzes from last week. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and a load of other students had come back to eighth year, and in the last few weeks of school, they had to write a paper, stating who had been a major influence in their school career, Harry just wrote a bunch of nonsense, like Ron, and was done with it.
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Minerva McGonagall had put up with a lot in her years as a Hogwarts teacher. She had put up with The Weasley lines, the Malfoy lines, the Potter lines, and everyone else. But she had never encountered a more idiotic paper in her life, not even the Weasley Twins topped this one. And that was saying something. She shook her head, and continued reading.
"...I guess the people I would say have had the biggest influence on me as a student here at Hogwarts would have to be Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and maybe, Voldemort. Yeah, those three would be it. Fred and George because they were always in a good mood, and really accepting, and knew how to make even Snape smile on occasion. Voldemort, was me entire reason for coming to this place. Plus, you would probably be dead if not for me. I'm also the good guy, so I had to have a bad guy counterpart right?"
Sighing, Minerva turned the paper over and shook her head.
"Ten points to Gryffindor for pure cheek Potter."