Chapter 5

Author's Note: Here's the next chapter of texts. I really have nothing to say about it without giving stuff away. Spoilers!

Blue TARDIS Everdeen

Hey um Sherlock…it's been three years….are you alright? I have gotten word from your 'acquaintance' and his blue box is bloody amazing! –John

He even loaned me his fez….but that River person seems very….interesting. –John

And that Rory bloke…very protective of the ginger girl….it was kind of sweet…-John

I'm sorry. I'll stop now. I just miss you so bloody much. Come back, please? Or so help me I WILL find you…I did it once, I can do it again. –John

MESSAGE HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED. SCANNERS INDICATE THAT YOU ARE A FRIEND OF THE DOCTOR. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Bloody Hell? What the hell is that? And what is exterminate? Sherlock? –John

Sherlock? Sherlo- -John

NUMBER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.