Awesomer than Prussia Letters to Ancient Bohemia

by Theinsanemoirail

Ancient Bohemia is getting a little lonely being "extinct" and is counting on you other countries to help keep her sanity! Rated T for safety. You can choose to be country or not

5. Another letter from Greenland! X3

Bohemia,

Denmark; ugh he gets drunk and then i have to clean up whatever mess he made of his stupid house. *blushes* But he, er, I wouldn't know how. I'm so shy... heh yeah, shy and scared. Ha, Hungary is a wonderful friend, but she is kind of the stalker type XD She knows EVERYTHING. Its creepy... but oh well X3

And I'm glad I'm not bugging you. ^^

Greenland

Dear Greenland,

Yeah, one time America had a big party and Denmark got drunk there. -.- let's just say I'm even glad he doesn't remember what he did. Aw, sweetie, just go with the classic! Ask him to meet up with you somewhere privet and spill your guts! If you'd like, I could see if he's interested, hmm? Don't worry! I'm sure he'll feel the same! He's bound to.

Yeah, Hungary can get on the, um, what you call, stalker side of friendship. Especially when it comes to a friends love life! To bad I had to find that out of experience. -.- Well, ya gotta love your friends! ^3^

A friend,

Kamila Dalibora (Ancient Bohemia)