Lelouch of the Children

Part Two

CHAPTER TWO: MORE TROUBLE FOR LULU

Kallen: WOOOOO!!!!! I'M ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD NOW!!! GUREN, ATTACK!!! *throws Guren toy at Lelouch*

Lelouch: *catches the toy* Kallen, why are you here?

Kallen: The mean old lady next door told me you were here so I came! *smiles really big and looks kinda creepy*

Lelouch: Oh, God…why me? WHY ME?!

Kallen: *tilts head* Is something wrong?

Lelouch: *gets angry but holds it in* Kallen, please…come…inside… *tries to hold it in*

Kallen: *nods and walks in smiling* HI EVERYONE!

All other kids: HI!

Lelouch: *slams door shut* Okay…bath time.

Schneizel: *is naked* time to bathe!

Lelouch: Oh, God! *shields eyes* Schneizel, since your ready, you and your partner go and get in the tub, already!

Schneizel: Yes, dear brother! *takes Nina and gets in the tub that is filled with bubbles*

Lelouch: *eyes covered. He closes the door and leans back on it* Now clean yourselves off, and Schneizel, DO NOT TOUCH NINA.

Schneizel: *from inside bathroom* AWWW!!!

Lelouch: *whispers* such a sick, sick man, uh, child…

Kallen: *walks over* I don't have a partner…

Lelouch: Uhhh…*looks around for someone to partner her with and hears a loud crash in the living room* What was that? *goes to the room*

Gino: *hanging from chandelier* WOOOOHHH!!!! OH YEAH!!! *swings back and forth*

Lelouch: Gino, get down!!!!

Anya: *walks in recording Gino*

Gino: *acts like a cowboy on the chandelier* Wooh! Ride 'em, cowboy!

Lelouch: Gino you're not a cowboy now get down before you break the chandelier! *climbs up and gets Gino*

Gino: *starts to scream and cry*

Lelouch: *covers Gino's mouth to shut him up* Okay, Kallen, you're paired with Gino.

Kallen: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH GINO Master Zero Gino is a KNIGHT OF THE ROUND I am a BLACK KNIGHT we DO NOT MIX

Lelouch: Shut up Kallen, you're paired with Gino!

Kallen: *pouts* fine.

Lelouch: *walks over to the bathroom door and knocks* Okay Schneizel, Nina, time's up. Get out of the tub and dry off the next pair has to go.

Schneizel & Nina: *from inside bathroom* Okay!

Anya: *recording Lelouch*

Lelouch: *sees Anya* Anya!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

Anya: I don't seem to remember…*keeps recording*

Lelouch: *sighs angrily* Anya, who are you paired with?

Anya: Jeremiah.

Lelouch: *coughs* Uh…okay. Jeremiah!!!

Jeremiah: *from other side of the house* What?

Lelouch: Come here!

Jeremiah: *walks into room and over to Lelouch* Wha?

Lelouch: You and Anya are getting in next. *bangs on bathroom door* Come on!!

Schneizel and Nina: *walk out all dried and dressed*

Lelouch: Good, now go do whatever…

Nina: *jumps up and down* Oooh can we go outside?

Lelouch: No, Nina. It's too late. Everyone can go outside tomorrow.

Nina: Awww…*pouts*

Lelouch: Anya, Jeremiah, go.

Anya & Jeremiah: * go in and close the door*

*SEVERAL HOURS LATER*

Lelouch: Oh, thank God that's over with.

Kallen: GUREN ATTACK! *throws Guren toy at Suzaku*

Suzaku: Ow! That hurt! *picks up Lancelot toy and throws it at Kallen*

Kallen: AAH! *gets hit* OHHHHH IT IS ON! *jumps Suzaku*

Lelouch: *sees them fighting* Hey, cut it out its ten thirty at night! *realizes* Why are you too even still up? I thought I told you to go to bed an hour ago?!

Kallen: Didn't hear you. *still wrestling Suzaku*

Lelouch: Well, go to bed! Now!

Suzaku & Kallen: *ignore Lelouch and keep fighting*

Lelouch: *sighs angrily and walks over to them and picks them both up and separates them* No. Fighting is BAD.

Kallen: *gasp* You don't have the right to say that! You do it all the time!

Lelouch: That's different! *takes the two to bedrooms*

Kallen: *struggles* PUT ME DOWN

Lelouch: *puts Suzaku in the bedroom*

Suzaku: *obediently lays down and goes to sleep*

Kallen: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lelouch: *takes her to the closet and puts her in it* You get to sleep here, you naughty girl. *gives her a pillow and a blanket and locks her in from the outside*

Kallen: *screams and tries to get the door open* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Lelouch: Shut up! You'll wake up the others! *goes to his bedroom ignoring Kallen and goes to sleep*

*THE NEXT DAY*

Kaguya: Can we go outside?

Lelouch: …I suppose…

All kids: *scream and all run outside to the backyard*

Lelouch: *goes outside* Stay IN the yard, please!

Jeremiah: *walks up to Lelouch* Do you have any balls?

Lelouch: EXCUSE ME?

Jeremiah: You know, a soccer ball or something?

Lelouch: Oh. *goes and gets a soccer ball and gives it to Jeremiah* Here.

Jeremiah: Thank you *takes the ball and runs over to Anya* You wanna play?

Anya: Sure. *takes ball and kicks it across the yard*

Jeremiah: WOW you're good at kicking.

Anya: Yes I am. *goes to get the ball*

Jeremiah: *follows her*

Kannon: *whispers so Lelouch won't hear* Hey guys, look. I found matches, and there's a Christmas tree over there in the fire pit, so let's start a fire!

Nina: But Lelouch will get really mad!

Kannon: *looks at Nina then blows raspberry and Lelouch* Let's do it anyway. *lights match and throws it in fire pit*

Suzaku: *sees growing fire and screams* FIRE!!!!!

Lelouch: *looks over* What?! *sees fire* Hey!!! *starts to run toward the kids and the fire, which is HUGE now*

Anya: *runs past fire kicking the ball*

Christmas Tree: *bursts into flames and flares toward Anya*

Anya: *screams as she crouches down and covers her head with the fire inches from her head*

Lelouch: Anya! *runs over to her and quickly grabs her and pulls her away*

Kannon: Oh, crap…*runs away*

Lelouch: *sets Anya down and gets her a cup of water* Kannon!!! *chases after him*

Anya: *drinks some water and pulls out her phone and starts recording Lelouch chasing Kannon*

Kannon: *running and screaming*

Lelouch: KANNON GET BACK HERE!!!! *continues chasing him until he catches him*

Kannon: AAAAHHHHH!!!! *tries to get away*

Lelouch: *spanks Kannon*

Kannon: AAAHHH!!!!

Lelouch: *puts him down* Now go sit down INSIDE!

Kannon: *starts to cry and goes inside to sit*

Anya: *giggles as he passes and continues recording*

A/N: Okay, so I just wanna thank the people who reviewed the last chapter. I forgot to put an A/N last chapter, so here's one now. I don't think I've gotten so many reviews in so little time, so thanks guys!  I hope you like this chapter. The next one'll be up soon.