Lelouch of the Children
Part Three
CHAPTER THREE: RIVALZ TO THE RESCUE
Jeremiah: *walks over to Anya* Are you okay? *sits next to her*
Anya: *nods and drinks more water* I'm fine.
Jeremiah: That was scary. That fire was like WHOOOSSSHHHH!!!!! *throws his arms up*
Anya: Yes, it was. *recording Jeremiah*
Jeremiah: Are you recording me?
Anya: *nods*
Lelouch: *walks over to Anya* You okay?
Anya: *nods and records Lelouch*
Lelouch: *covers face and walks into house when he hears someone knocking*
Voice on other side of from door: *sounds familiar* Lelouch! You home?
Lelouch: *thinks it's another child and sighs and opens the door* Rivalz? *hugs normal-aged-Rivalz*
Rivalz: *not a five-year-old-brat* Uh, Lelouch, are you okay?
Lelouch: THANK THE GODS YOU'VE COME I THINK I'M GOING TO GO INSANE!!!!
Rivalz: Why?
Lloyd: *runs up to Lelouch and pulls on his sleeve* Lulu Kallen is in the pool!
Lelouch: SHE'S WHAT?! *runs through the house to the back door and goes outside*
Rivalz: *follows* Wait, Lelouch! I didn't know you were a father!
Kallen: *in the pool* Look, everyone! I'm a dolphin!!!
Lelouch: *runs over to the pool* Kallen! Get out of the pool now!
Kallen: Awwww but I don't wanna!
Anya: *records Rivalz*
Rivalz: *sees mini-Anya and shrieks* Ah! L-lady Anya? Is that you?
Milly: *runs past Rivalz chasing Lloyd* Give it back!!
Lloyd: *laughs manically and continues to run*
Rivalz: Madame Prez? What the…? *sees all of the kids* Holy crap!
Lelouch: Kallen, get out NOW!
Kallen: Make me! *splashes Lelouch*
Lelouch: *shivers and activates Geass* Get out of the pool
Kallen: Okay. *climbs out*
Lelouch: Good. Now go play like a normal kid and stay out of the pool.
Kallen: Okay. *runs off*
Lelouch: *deactivates Geass and walks back to Rivalz* Do you see why I'm going insane now?
Rivalz: *nods*
Lelouch: *nods* They're such a handful…say, Rivalz?
Rivalz: huh?
Lelouch: Would you mind giving me a hand?
Rivalz: Uhh….sure…how hard can it be?
Lelouch: Ohhhh don't even SAY that! You should've SEEN that fire Kannon started! If Anya hadn't ducked down she would've gotten third degree burns! And don't even get me STARTED about bath time…
Rivalz: I don't think I want to know…
Lelouch: A wise choice.
Rivalz: *shivers*
Schneizel: *walks over to Lelouch and Rivalz* Dear younger brother….once upon a time there was a pretty little unicorn who lived in the magical world of rainbows! *dances around* Do you know what its name was? Schneizel vi Britannia!!! *dances some more*
Lelouch: *grabs Schneizel and makes him stop dancing* NO MORE YOU ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT A PRETTY LIITLE UNICORN you are a mature man trapped in a five-year-old's weak small body!
Schneizel: Nay, younger brother! I am Charlie the Magical Unicorn and I'm off to Candy Mountain!
Lelouch: Dear Lord…*gets an idea* hey Schneizel…
Schneizel: Yes, dearest younger brother?
Lelouch: You know the whole entire Charlie the Unicorn story, right?
Rivalz: *watches curiously*
Schneizel: *gasps dramatically* Why of COURSE I do!
Lelouch: Then you'd better run…or...I'll take your fricken' kidney! *tickles Schneizel*
Schneizel: AHAHAHAAAAAHHHHH NOOOO!!!!! LEAVE ME BE, FOUL BEING!!!! I SHALL KEEP THY KIDNEY!!!! *runs away screaming*
Rivalz: Interesting strategy…and was that really Prince Schneizel?
Lelouch: Unfortunately, yes…
Rivalz: then what did he mean by "younger brother?"
Lelouch: UUUUHHHHH….nothing…
Rivalz: Are you hiding something???
Lelouch: No, of course not! *crosses fingers behind back*
Rivalz: Okay, then…
Suzaku: *from other side of the yard* OOWWWW!!!! *runs over to Lelouch* Lelouch, Kallen threw the Guren toy at me again!
Kallen: *runs over and throws Guren toy at Suzaku* DIE, KNIGHT!!!!
Toy: *hits Suzaku in the nose*
Suzaku: *starts crying and rubs his nose and realizes he has a bloody nose* WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *cries some more*
Lelouch: Kallen!!! *takes Suzaku's hand and starts to walk back toward the house* Hey, Rivalz! Would you mind watching the kids for a minute?
Rivalz: Sure!
Lelouch: Thanks! *takes Suzaku inside and helps him with his nose*
Rivalz: Now…uh…mini-Kallen…that wasn't very nice!
Kallen: *screams and kicks Rivalz in the shin*
Rivalz: OH GOD THAT HURT! *rubs his shin and sits down in the grass*
Lelouch: *walks back out with Suzaku* Okay, Rivalz! Rivalz, you okay?
Rivalz: *ignores Lelouch and starts to chase Kallen*
Kallen: *runs around screaming trying to get away from a revengeful Rivalz*
Lelouch: I'll take that as a no… This is going to be tough…
A/N: Okay. This one's a bit shorter, but here it is! Hope you like! And once again, thanks for reviewing! I have NEVER gotten this many! There is more and more that just keep coming, (well, there's not THAT many, but there is to me) thank you so much guys for reviewing!