Right dear Goblin King. Let's make a few things clear. I understand some of all of this pressure on me is for you to test the structure of my psyche for structural soundness. Not for my benefit, but for yours. I happen to already know what a coot I am and need not play any masochistic games with myself to see what I can and can't handle. If I want it, I go for it. If I don't, I don't waste my stress on it.
Now, I fully understand the legitimate need behind your actions. You need to be sure that this is a go from your end. However, now that the time of trial is coming to a close, I would like you to respect one simple request of mine going forward. Once you've made yourself at home inside of me and jumped on the roof a few times just to make sure the hatches were battened down properly, please refrain from putting me through unnecessary stress if you can help it. I understand you're practically Loki incarnate and that means certain things will always be as they have always been. Still, what I mean is, don't just give me an excruciating time for the Hell of it. Right? Clear? Teasing, yeah. Mind fucks, okay but know your limits. If you force me to expend my extra energies dealing with unnecessary crap for the sheer inanity of it, you will be taking away precious life force that I would have otherwise spent on something worthwhile. Say, like in being nice to you or to my friends or to a stranger or to myself. Get it? Good.
Questions?
Call me.