Lelouch of the Children

Part five

CHAPTER FIVE: XINGKE, TODOH, AND NAPPING

*THE NEXT DAY*

*knock knock*

Lelouch: Rivalz, can you get that? I'm kinda busy! *tries to catch raging Kallen*

Rivalz: Sure. *goes and opens the door, looks down, and almost faints* Oh god! *slams door*

Lelouch: *stuffs Kallen in a closet and locks her in then walks over to apparently-in-shock-Rivalz* Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost… Who was at the door? *opens door and immediately closes it* I'm just gonna walk away *walks away with Rivalz*

*there is suddenly a loud banging on the door*

Voices on the other side: LET US IN THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!

Familiar Voice: Come on, let us in, Lelouch!!!! It's cold out here!

Lelouch: UGGHHHHH…. *sigh* I guess we have to let them in even though it's against everything I wish for in the world at the time…*goes to open the door*

Rivalz: Oh I can't watch! *covers eyes*

Lelouch: *opens door and whimpers*

Xingke: ZERO!!!

Lelouch: Yes…hello, Xingke…

Todoh: FINALLY I thought you'd never let us in! *runs inside, almost knocking Lelouch over*

Lelouch: God even as a five-year-old he's strong…

Xingke: *still outside* Can I come in?
Lelouch: Are you giving me an option?

Xingke: No. *walks in*

Lelouch: Darn it…

*SEVERAL HOURS LATER*

Lelouch: Get him, Rivalz! *points at Todoh*

Todoh: *running around screaming and waving a knife in the air* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Rivalz: Todoh, that's dangerous! *tries to catch him*

Todoh: *turns around and shakes his butt at Rivalz then blows raspberry then waves the knife around more*

Rivalz: Okay, that's it! No more mister nice guy! *runs after him*

Kallen: AHH!!!! *appears out of nowhere and throws Guren toy at Rolo*

Rolo: Ow! *starts to cry*

Lelouch: Hey! *chases Kallen*

Kallen: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *trips on a power cord and it unplugs and the tv shuts off*

Schneizel: *was watching tv* HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT!!!! NOW I NEVER KNOW HOW DORA GETS TO THE MOUNTAIN!!! *pouts*

Kallen: *throws a rock at Lelouch*

Lelouch: *dodges the rock* Where the hell'd you get a rock?!

Kallen: BLAH!!! *keeps running*

Lelouch: *keeps chasing her and eventually catches her*

*SEVERAL HOURS LATER*

Kallen: *locked in a closet as usual* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *bangs on the door*

Lelouch: *really tired* Uhhhh…

Rivalz: Hey buddy, you look tired.

Lelouch: *sarcastically* Really?

Rivalz: Yup

Lelouch: Gee…maybe it's because it's two in the morning and Kallen is screaming and none of the kids are asleep, and also…

Nina: *interrupts* Can I have ice cream????

Lelouch: *sighs angrily* NO

Nina: Awww… *walks away*

Lelouch: So, as I was saying, I have not slept in three days because of all these little brats!

Rivalz: Well, why don't you go take a nap?

Lelouch: *looks at Rivalz and stares*

Rivalz: Seriously! Go. I'll watch the kids.

Lelouch: Really?

Rivalz: Yes! Go!

Lelouch: *yawns* Okay wake me up if you need anything. *gets up and starts to walk away*

Rivalz: Will do!

Lelouch: *goes in the bedroom and closes the door but opens it again and pushes Schneizel out then closes it again*

Schneizel: *starts to dance to Loituma that starts playing mysteriously*

Rivalz: Where's that coming from?

Cornelia: *walks over to Rivalz* Where's Lelouch?

Rivalz: He's sleeping

Cornelia: *starts wailing loudly*

Rivalz: *covers ears* What's wrong?!

Cornelia: I WANT LELOUCH!!! *stops wailing*

Rivalz: *uncovers ears* But he's sleeping!

Cornelia: WAKE HIM UP!

Rivalz: No! He's really tired we should let him sleep.

Cornelia: *kicks him in the shin*

Rivalz: Ow!!!

Cornelia: *wails more*

Rivalz: *grabs a blanket and throws it on her*

Cornelia: *stops wailing, gasps, and falls over like she's dead*

Rivalz: *covers mouth and gasps, thinking he killed her*

Clovis: *walks over and looks at the blanket wad on the floor* What happened?
Rivalz: *in shock*

Clovis: *lifts blanket and screams*

Cornelia: *jumps out and attacks Clovis*

Clovis: *screaming*

Rivalz: Hey! *pulls her off*

Cornelia: LELOUCH!!!!!

Rivalz: *covers her mouth with the blanket* HE IS SLEEPING.

Cornelia: *screams into the blanket*

Rivalz: Princess Cornelia!!

Cornelia: *stops screaming and looks at him*

Rivalz: Lelouch is VERY tired. Do you really wanna wake him up?

Cornelia: *muffles*

Rivalz: What? *takes the blanket away and puts it back on the floor*

Cornelia: I guess not

Rivalz: It's really late at night. You should go to sleep, too.

Cornelia: Would Lelouch make me go to sleep?

Rivalz: Yes. Yes he would.

Cornelia: *falls over asleep*

Rest of kids: *fall over asleep*

Rivalz: Holy crap…

*THE NEXT DAY*

Rivalz: *finishes making breakfast* Kids!!!!

All kids: *wake up and walk to the dining room*

Anya: *sleepy* What?

Rivalz: Breakfast! Come on, you guys, wake up!!!

All kids: *sit down and start eating really fast and finish*

Rivalz: *whispers* pigs…

Milly: What?

Rivalz: Nothing.

Gino: CAN WE GO OUTSIDE?!

Rivalz: *nods*

All kids except Suzaku: *run outside*

Rivalz: Suzaku, what's the matter?

Suzaku: I don't wanna go outside*

Rivalz: Why not?

Suzaku: I dunno. I just don't. I wanna play a game.

Rivalz: What kind of a game?

Suzaku: GO FISH!

Rivalz: With who? Yourself? All the other kids are outside.

Suzaku: You're not outside. Will you play?

Rivalz: Uh…sure.

*8EVERAL MOMENTS LATER*

Rivalz: *shouting* I CANNOT BELIEVE I LOST!!!

Suzaku: HA! I wanna go outside now. *runs outside*

Rivalz: *sighs and follows him*

*OUSIDE*

Cornelia: *runs over to Rivalz: Is Lelouch awake yet?

Rivalz: No, not yet.

Cornelia: When will he be?

Rivalz: I dunno.

Cornelia: Can we wake him up?

Rivalz: No.

Cornelia: Please?

Rivalz: No.

Cornelia: Please?

Rivalz: No.

Cornelia: Please?

Rivalz: No.

Cornelia: Please?

Rivalz: Fine! But if he's still tired you have to promise to let him go back to sleep.

Cornelia: Okay! *goes to wake him up*

Todoh: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *tackles Rivalz*

Rivalz: *screams like a girl*

Xingke: *sitting at the picnic table reading "advanced physics"*

Rivalz: *pushes him off* What did I do to you?!

Todoh: I dunno…I was bored… *runs away*

Cornelia: *comes back out holding Lelouch's hand*

Lelouch: *lazy from sleep*

Schneizel: *runs over* HEEEYYYYY welcome back!!!

Lelouch: Where did I go?

Schneizel: You were sleeping!! When you sleep you take a journey to the magical world of ponies and magic and dreams!!! *dances around*

Lelouch: *walks over to Anya and sits down next to her*

Anya: *records Lelouch* What's up?

Lelouch: Nothin'. *yawns* I'm still a bit tired.

Gino: *runs over and jumps on Lelouch*

Lelouch: *gasping for air*

Gino: *laying on top of him* HAHA

Lelouch: *has the wind knocked out of him and pushes Gino off and sits up gasping for air* Darn it, Gino!

Anya: *recording the whole thing*

Lelouch: *falls backwards lazily and falls asleep again*

Anya: He looks so calm when he sleeps.

A/N GEEEE I cant tell you guys how SORRY I am it took so long…I completely forgot about it until two more people read it and reviewed it, sparking my memory… *cough* mithos of the blue sky *cough* Kallen-kun *cough* thanks guys! This ones not as funny in my opinion, but ive got writers block…ill get back into it, I promise!