Lelouch of the Children
Part Seven
CHAPTER SEVEN: TODOH THE INSANE MONSTER
Rivalz: No, Kallen, put that down! *grabs the knife from Kallen*
Kallen: WAAAAAHHHH
Rivalz: Do you want to cut yourself?
Kallen: Maybe I do!
Rivalz: Emo…
*ON THE ROAD*
Lelouch: *mumble mumble* Stupid Todoh…I'll make you a janitor when this is all over…
Tianzi: Hey, excuse me! *waves and runs in front of him*
Lelouch: AAAAHHH *pulls over* What are you doing here?!
Tianzi: Um…Well, have you seen Li Xingke anywhere? You should know him from TV.
Lelouch: Uh…that really skinny Chinese guy with long black hair that's super protective of you?
Tianzi: Yup, that's him.
Lelouch: Sorry, haven't seen him. *drives away on Rivalz's bike*
*AT DIETARD'S HOUSE*
Todoh: *turns off TV*
Dietard: Hey! I was watching that! *grabs remote but can't get it so he pulls*
Todoh: NO *pulls back*
Dietard: Give it! *hears bike* What's that?
Todoh: *screams and runs out the back door*
Dietard: Hey!
*knock knock*
Dietard: Uh oh, it must be Zero *goes and answers the door*
Lelouch: *dressed up as Zero* Where is he?
Dietard: Uh…about that
Zero: you're kidding.
Dietard: He ran away.
Zero: God! You can't even watch a five year old for fifteen minutes?!
Dietard: He just ran out the back door after you pulled up.
Zero: *doesn't say anything and runs behind the house*
Dietard: Wait! I'll help you! *follows him*
*BACK AT THE HOUSE*
Rivalz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *tied to a tree*
Kallen: HHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
Rivalz: Physically you. But deep down, you are just a lonely child who would be nothing without others!
Kallen: *kicks him*
Rivalz: OH, DEAR BRITANNIA!!!
C.C: *walks over* Kallen.
Kallen: What now, blue-head?!
C.C: Kallen.
Kallen: HAHA! PAYBACK!
C.C: *pinches Kallen's pressure point*
Kallen: *faints*
C.C: *unties Rivalz*
Rivalz: THANK YOU. What can I do to repay you?
C.C: I like pizza.
Rivalz: PIZZA IT IS!!! *goes to get pizza*
C.C: yay! *follows*
*BACK AT DIETARD'S HOUSE*
Zero: Todoh!!!
Dietard: OI,MIDGET!!!!
Zero: *stares at Dietard*
Dietard: What? It always makes Todoh mad…why would his kid be any different?
Zero: True. *keeps looking*
Dietard: THERE HE IS!!!
A/N SOOOOO SOOORRRRRYYYY im really sorry it took so long, guys. Ive been working on a real book im hoping to get it published when im done with it, so ive been busy with that. Here's the next chapter! I hope u guys like it…I couldn't think of anything to write after deitard shouted he found him, so I just ended it. So, it's a to-be-continued chapter. Wish me luck on my real book! The next one will be up when I get the time.
