Lelouch of the Children
Part Eight
CHAPTER EIGHT: FISHING, ICE CREAM, AND "UNIFORMS"
Zero: GET HIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Dietard: *runs toward Todoh screaming*
Todoh: *screams*
Dietard: *tackles Todoh*
Todoh: *screams some more*
Zero: Dietard, you idiot we don't want to crush him! You're suffocating him!
Dietard: *climbs off*
Todoh: *takes off running*
Zero & Dietard: CRAP!!!
Todoh: *gone*
Zero: Where'd he go?
Dietard: I don't know. I don't see him anywhere…
Zero: This is bad. There's no telling what he'll do! We have to find him
Dietard: I'll help you look
Zero: *nods* Okay, well, he ran in that direction, so let's go that way. *walks away*
Dietard: *follows*
*BACK AT THE HOUSE*
Kallen: *screaming*
Schneizel: *sucking his thumb*
Shirley: *asleep*
Villetta: *kicking Rivalz's shin*
Rivalz: PLEASE, COACH, STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Villetta: *stops*
Nina: *pokes Rivalz*
Rivalz: *rubbing shin* What?
Nina: Can we have ice cream?
All other kids: YEAH!!!!
Rivalz: Only if you guys promise not to hurt me for the rest of the day!
All kids: Okay.
Rivalz: *sighs in relief* Thank God. Let's go. *leaves house with kids and walks to the ice cream store*
*IN THE ICE CREAM STORE*
*ring ring*
Rivalz: *answers cell phone* Hello?
Lelouch: Hey, Rivalz.
Rivalz: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Lelouch: Well, Todoh kind of got away from us, so were trying to find him. How's it goin' over there?
Rivalz: We're at the ice cream store right now buying ice cream.
Lelouch: No, no! We all ready looked there!
Rivalz: huh?
Lelouch: Nothing…my uh *cough* friend and I are trying to find Todoh. We're not too successful. OH! I forgot to mention…I wouldn't recommend chocolate for Suzaku it can kind of make him hyper that's not really something you want to put up with. *hangs up*
Rivalz: Okay, Suzaku! Lelouch says no chocolate!
Suzaku: Aw, man!!!!
Rivalz: *looks to the side* NO, KANNON! DON'T TOUCH THAT OR YOU'LL!-----
Kannon: *pushes over huge plastic ice cream cone and breaks it*
Rivalz: *stares* break it….
Owner: HEY! You gotta pay for that!
Rivalz: *in shock* B-b-b-b-b-but-
Owner: NO BUTS! Now get your kids outta my shop!
Rivalz: They're not mine!
Owner: OH MY GOD KIDNAPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rivalz: WHAT?! NO!
Owner: *dials 911* HEY THERE'S A KIDNAPPER IN MY ICE CREAM SHOP!!!!! MINUTE MAID ICE CREAM STORE NOW!!!
Rivalz: WHAT?!??!?!? NO!!!! I'M NOT A KIDNAPPER!!
Owner: *screaming*
All kids: *screaming*
Police: *pull up, come in, and all point their guns at Rivalz:
Policeman #1: Put your hands on your head and get against the wall, NOW!
Rivalz: *puts hands on head and walks to the wall* Sir, I'm not a kidnapper!
Policeman #1: Yeah, that's what they all say! *handcuffs him*
Policeman # 2-5: *walk over to the children*
Suzaku: Hey, what are you doing to Rivalz?
Policeman # 4: Don't worry. We're putting that bad man behind bars and taking you all home
Suzaku: *starts to cry* But I don't have a home to go to! *cries harder* I wanna stay with Rivalz and Lelouch!
Gino: *starts to cry*
Shirley: Don't take me away from Lulu! *starts to cry*
Rest of kids: *start to cry*
Policemen #2-5: *staring in confusion*
Policeman # 1: Come on, we're taking him anyway. All the kids who don't have a home to go to go to the orphanage!
Euphemia: *screams and pulls huge squirt-gun out* Leave him alone! *blasts policeman # 1 away*
Policeman #1: Holy crap that's a powerful squirt-gun! GET HER!
Policeman #2: *grabs Euphemia*
Suzaku: *gasps* PUT. HER. DOWN!
Policeman #2: What are you going to do if I don't?
Euphemia: SUZAKU, HELP!!!
Suzaku: *screams and tackles policeman*
Policeman #2: HOLY SH- *falls over with Suzaku on top*
Euphemia: *crawls away*
*big fight begins with reporters reporting live*
*MEANWHILE*
Zero: *up in a tree with a fishing rod*
Dietard: *in tree with Zero* Zero, are you sure this is a good idea? What if you hook him? *looks down at Todoh*
Todoh: *humming and picking flowers*
Zero: God he seems so innocent… And don't worry. I won't hook him. There's a cookie on the end of the line, see? *lifts line up*
Dietard: *looks at cookie* OH, that…is…DIABOLICAL!
Zero: SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You'll scare him away! *lifts pole up* Dietard
Dietard: Yes?
Zero: If I die, you tell Kallen she's the new leader of the Black Knights, 'kay?
Dietard: Sure.
Zero: Let's go fishing! *casts line*
*BACK IN ICE CREAM STORE*
Villetta: *biting policeman # 3*
Policeman # 3: *screaming*
Reporter: *recording and blabbing*
Schneizel: *climbs up onto the desk*
Owner: *screams and runs out of the store*
Schneizel: EVERYBODY STOP!!!!!!
Everyone: *looks up at Schneizel*
Schneizel: LOOK AT YOURSELVES, PEOPLE! WE'RE FIGHTING OVER A STUPID MISTAKE!! Yes, my dear fellow children, I know that policemen have the attention span of flies and if they hear a rumor that an innocent schoolboy is a kidnapper they'll spring and arrest him, but think! Is this right?
Gino: What happened to the little unicorn man?
Schneizel: Be quiet, Gino! I am TRYING to get this solved in a nice way!!!!
Gino *backs off*
Schneizel: So…. *blahblahblah* (a/n: I couldn't figure out what to make him say XD)
*BACK IN THE TREE*
Todoh: *climbing the tree to get the cookie on the line*
Zero: *whispering* Almost got him…
Dietard: *watching in curiosity*
Zero: *still whispering* Dietard, when he's high enough, you grab him.
Dietard: *nods*
Todoh: *climbs really high*
Dietard: *grabs him* GOTCHA'!
Todoh: *screaming and kicking*
Zero: *grabs his ears* SHUT HIM UP IT'S KILLING ME! KNOCK HIM OUT!!!!
Dietard: *knocks him out*
Todoh: *knocked out*
Zero: *unplugs ears*
Dietard: *gasps* Oh, God, I will forever bear the sin of child abuse!
Zero: Child abuse? We're not abusing him…does knocking him out count?
Dietard: I think so…
Zero: *takes Todoh* Well, thank you. *jumps from the tree*
Dietard: Holy crap…I wonder if I can do that….
Zero: *gets on Rivalz's bike and rides away*
Dietard: *rubs chin* I wonder….*jumps and breaks his ankle* OH –--censored----!!!!!!
*OUTSIDE THE ICE CREAM STORE*
Rivalz: *released (policemen left)* Thanks, your highness…*scratches head*
Schneizel: *skipping like a girl* Huh? *looks at Rivalz* What did I do?
Rivalz: ……..?
Lelouch: *pulls up dressed normally with Todoh in passenger* I'm back.
Rivalz: *sees the out-cold Todoh* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Lelouch: He kept screaming and hurting my ears so we knocked him out. *smiles*
Rivalz: *staring at Todoh*
Lelouch: Let's head back.
Rivalz: *nods*
*they and all the children head back to the house*
Lelouch: *opens the door*
Sayoko: Welcome back!
Lelouch: *jumps* When did you get here?!
Sayoko: Oh, I was called by Lady Nunnally! She had me make these because she thought it would be nice! *holds out matching clothes child-size*
Rivalz: What the heck are they?
Sayoko: Uniforms for your day-care center! For the children!
Lelouch: *staring in disbelief*
Rivalz: COOL! *takes them and looks at the first one* It's a dress that says 'Zero' on it…
Sayoko: Yes! That's for a girl! I was told your business was called 'Zero's Daycare!'
Lelouch: Zero's….DAYCARE?!
Sayoko: Well, that's what I was told.
Rivalz: Zero as in the terrorist Zero?
Sayoko: Yes, I believe so…
Rivalz: But he's not here…
Sayoko: Yes-
Lelouch: *GLARE*
Sayoko: Y-y-yes…you're right! But that's the name Nunnally confirmed so that's that. Put them on!
Rivalz: Hey, kids!!! Come hither!!!
All kids: *stop what they're doing and come over*
Rivalz: Here! Put these on!
All kids: *take their clothes and put them on, piling their old ones on Sayoko*
Rolo: *helping Nunnally*
Lelouch: *helping Kallen who is strangling herself with the dress*
Sayoko: *walks over to Kallen* Here. *hold's out a purple headband*
Kallen: COOL! *puts it on*
Lelouch: *walks over the Sayoko* Hey Sayoko
Sayoko: yes?
Lelouch: You are apparently good with children. Would you mind helping out?
Sayoko: Sure! *smiles*
Lelouch: *smiles* thanks I could always count on you.
Rivalz: *walks over to Lelouch* Well, I think we may have a thing going on here!
Lelouch: *pushes Rivalz away*
Rivalz: *laughs*
*knock knock bang bang*
Lelouch: *looks at the door* who could that be?
Rivalz: Dunno
Lelouch: *walks over and opens door* Hello? *looks down and screams* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: All right guys I must apologize for taking so long. My cat randomly pushed a cup of water on to the computer and fried it while I was asleep so I lost my old document and my computer was being fixed for the longest time ever (by my totally awesome uncle), so I made sure this one was long. Hope you enjoy it.
P.S. any ideas who's at the door? Lelouch's life just dropped to unbearable.