A/N I'M BACK. I know I'm the worst person alive, to neglect this story that you guys love for so, so, so, sooo long. You don't have to tell me. It will not happen again.

Lelouch of the Children

Part Nine

CHAPTER NINE: UNBEARABLE?

Lelouch: *slams door and walks away and locks himself in his room*

Rivalz: Who is it? *opens the door then closes it* NO. This is a nightmare! *runs away*

Sayako: *sighs and walks to the door* You are horrible people. *opens door* Why, hello!

*Charles, V.V, and Knights of the Round outside*

Charles and V.V: *tangled in their hair*

Bradley: *pushes through the others* WHERE'S THE POTTEY?

Sayako: *points to the bathroom*

Bradley: *runs to the bathroom*

Rest of kids: *walk in*

Charles: GET YOUR HAIR OFF ME

V.V: YOU GET YOUR HAIR OFF ME!

Sayako: *grabs them* Children, calm down

Charles: He's pulling my haaaiiiirr!

V.V: No, he's pulling miiiinnnnee!

Sayako: Children! *looks at tangle* Oh, goodness, I can't untangle this. I'll have to cut it.

Charles and V.V: Nooo!

Sayako: Then you'll have to stay tangled!

Charles: *starts crying*

V.V: *smacks Charles* Stop crying, baby.

Charles: I'm not a baby! *cries* Cut it! I want to get away from him!

Sayako: *goes and gets scissors*

V.V: Don't touch my hair!

Sayako: *grabs him and starts cutting*

V.V: *starts crying*

Sayako: *finishes cutting their hair and smiles* There, now separate.

V.V: *runs into another room*

C.C: *walks in with pizza* Who's screaming?

Charles: *sees C.C* IT'S YOU!

C.C: *screams and runs away*

Charles: *chases her*

Bismark: *runs over and pushes Suzaku*

Suzaku: *screams and falls on Milly*

Milly: *screaming*

Bismark: *laughing*

Euphemia: *pushes Bismark over*

Bismark: *screams like a girl*

Suzaku: *crawls off Milly*

Milly: *runs away screaming*

Bismark: *walks away crying*

Bradley: *drags Anya into the room*

Anya: *screaming and recording*

Rivalz: *runs in* WHAT'S WRONG? WHO'S SCREAMING?

Anya: *trying to get away*

Rivalz: *grabs Anya from Bradley* Here. *let's her go*

Anya: *walks away recording like nothing happened*

Bradley: *kicks Rivalz*

Rivalz: Hey! No kicking!

Bradley: Shut up! I'm the Knight of Ten! *pretends to fly away with his cape*

Rivalz: *stares*

Monica: *walks over* Hey, do you have any bologna

Rivalz: Uhh…I dunno…I'll check *walks to the kitchen and looks for bologna* Nope, sorry.

Monica: How about salami?

Rivalz: *looks* No.

Monica: PEPPERONI?

Rivalz: We have no sandwich meats!

Monica: *screams*

Rivalz: What, what?

Monica: I'M HUNGGRRRRYYYYY!

Rivalz: Well, how about pizz—

C.C: *appears* She can't have my pizza!

Rivalz: Ok, ok…! How about…A cookie?

Monica: *anime eyes*

Rivalz: *gets a cookie and gives it to her*

Monica: *walks away eating cookie*

Bradley: *trips Monica and steals her cookie*

Monica: *starts wailing*

Rivalz: Hey, give that back! *chases Bradley*

Bradley: NEVAAAA *runs away*

Bismarck: *trips Bradley and grabs cookie* Be nice to my Knights, stupid! *gives cookie back to Monica*

Bradley: I'M ONE OF YOUR KNIGHTS

Bismarck: Bad knight!

Bradley: *screams at Bismarck*

Nonette: *walks into the room and starts walking in circles*

Rivalz: What are you doing?

Nonette: I want to get dizzy

Rivalz: Why?

Nonette: Because I'm bored!

Dorothea: No, no, no, no, no, if you want to get dizzy, you have to spin fast!

Nonette: *starts spinning faster*

Dorothea: Faster, faster, FASTER!

Nonette: *falls over*

Dorothea: Pssh, wimp. *walks away*

Shirley: *walking and humming* Hey, where's Lelouch?

Rivalz: In his room

Shirley: Can I go get him?

Rivalz: I don't think he wants to come out.

Shirley: *goes to go get Lelouch*

*Outside Lelouch's door*

Cornelia: LELOOUUUCCCCHHHHHHHHH *banging on door*

Suzaku: Lelouch? Lelouch? Lelouch? *banging on door*

Shirley: *walks over* What are you guys doing?

V.V: *runs past as fast as he can*

Shirley: Who was that

Cornelia: *screams at the door*

Shirley: *gasps* What are you screaming at!

Lelouch: *inside his room* GO AWAY

Kallen: *runs over* OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Lelouch: No you won't.

Schneizel: *dances over* Little brother! The unicorns need to be rescued!

Lelouch: Let them die.

Schneizel: *dramatic gasp*

Euphemia: *runs over* THE COWS ARE ON FIRE!

Lelouch: We don't have any cows.

Kallen: *kicks the door* RAHH

Lelouch: Go away, children! I'm not coming out.

Clovis: *pushes through everyone* LITTLE BROTHER!

Lelouch: BIG BROTHER

Clovis: *suddenly has a bobby pin* Here, I'll open the door. *picks at the lock*

Lelouch: *kicks the door* Get away from the door, Clovis!

Clovis: *unlocks the door*

Lelouch: *locks it again*

Clovis: ARGH *picks it again*

Lelouch: *locks it again*

Clovis: *throws the bobby pin at the door*

Suzaku: *starts crying*

Other kids: *start crying*

Charles: *walks over* What are you all cryin about?

Suzaku: *sniffle* I want Leloooouuuccch!

Kallen: *stomping her feet and crying*

Charles: *pushes through everyone and bangs on the door* LELOUCH. Open this door!

Lelouch: I WILL NOT.

Lloyd: *walks by laughing at them* Haha, Lelouch doesn't love you.

Kallen: *chases Lloyd away*

Lloyd: *screaming*

Xingke: *walks over* Lelouch, there's someone at the door.

Lelouch: Go get Sayako or Rivalz.

Xingke: They want to talk to you.

Lelouch: I don't care.

Sayako: *walks over* Lelouch there's someone at the door who wants to speak to you.

Lelouch: I'M NOT HERE

Sayako: Come out here and talk to them!

Lelouch: Who is it

Gino: *chases Bradley past everyone* GIVE IT BACK, BRADLEY

Bradley: MWAHAHAHA *running away with Gino's cape*

Sayako: Children! Calm down! I'm sorry, I don't know who it is.

Rolo: Lelouch! Kannon is trying to eat me!

Kannon: *bites Rolo*

Rolo: *screams and starts crying*

Kannon: *runs away*

Rolo: *runs to Sayako*

Sayako: *picks him up* Just come and talk to them. Don't be a wimp.

*The door opens*

Lelouch: Fine, but I'm going right back—

Charles: *jumps on Lelouch* You disobedient child! *smacking Lelouch*

Lelouch: GET OFF ME *pushes him off*

Suzaku: *kicks Charles*

Charles: Ow! How dare you! I am the emperor!

V.V: *runs past again, as fast as he can*

Shirley: Really guys, who is that

Lelouch: *walks to the door and opens it*

Policeman: Hello, sir.

Lelouch: Ugh. What is it?

Policeman: We've been receiving complaints about loud noises and screaming…is everything all right?

Todoh: I'M BACK *runs up and pushes Lelouch into the policeman*

Lelouch: *jumps away from the policeman* I'm so sorry. Todoh!

Todoh: *laughs evilly and runs away*

Lelouch: Rivalz! Come and get Todoh!

Rivalz: *runs past chasing Todoh*

Lelouch: *to the policeman* Again, sorry. There are tons of kids here right now and we're having trouble controlling them…

Policeman: Would you like some help?

Lelouch: You mean from the police?

Policeman: I know a few officers who are off-duty. I could ask if they had some free time.

Lelouch: I love you. So very, very much.

Rivalz: LELOUCH! LELOUCH!

Lelouch: *alarmed* WHAT?

Rivalz: Todoh and Bradley are teaming up!

Lelouch: Send help! *slams door shut* Where are they?

Rivalz: In the dining room!

Lelouch and Rivalz: *run to the dining room*

Gino: *up on the table*

Lelouch: Gino get down!

Gino: *falls* WAAHHH! *cries*

Sayako: *runs in to help Gino*

Todoh and Bradley: *together, whispering in the corner*

Rivalz: There they are….

Todoh: Ok…1…..2…3…..NOW!

Bradley: *suddenly has silly string and sprays Lelouch's face*

Lelouch: Ah! *pulls it off*

Todoh: I have one too! *sprays Rivalz*

Todoh and Bradley: *run into another room, spraying everyone*

Viletta: Hey! *pulls off the string* Stop that!

Bradley: *laughs and sprays her again*

Viletta: *wails*

Todoh: Hey Anya! *sprays Anya's camera*

Anya: Heeeyy! Meanie!

Jeremiah: *suddenly appears* SAY SORRY!

Todoh: *sprays Jeremiah*

Jeremiah: *tackles Todoh and takes the can* Now's who's the boss? *sprays Todoh*

Todoh: BRADLEY! BRADLEY!

Bradley *tackles Jeremiah*

Jeremiah and Bradley: *wrestling on the floor*

Anya: *kicks Bradley*

Kannon: *pushing Nunnally's wheel chair as fast as he can*

Nunnally: Rolo, help!

Rolo: *chasing after Kannon and Nunnally*

Lelouch: *sees them* YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! *chases them*

Kannon: Crap!

Schneizel, Clovis, Cornelia, and Euphemia: *ring around the rosie* WE ALL FALL DOOOOWWWNNN *fall*

Rivalz: MADNESS!

Kaguya: *running after Lelouch*

C.C: *eating pizza*

Bismarck, Nonette, Suzaku, Dorothea, Gino: *building a block castle*

V.V: *runs over the castle and destroys it* HAHA *runs away*

Charles: *chases V.V*

Xingke: *sitting on the floor, staring into space*

Lloyd: *running* LEAVE ME ALO- *trips on Xingke*

Milly: *was chasing Lloyd* HAHA!

Nina: *jumps on Schneizel* TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

Schneizel: My dream woman *carries her outside*

Sayoko: Children! Stay inside!

Nina: *blows raspberry*

Lelouch: *saves Nunnally and spanks Kannon* Into the corner!

Kannon: *crying* I'm sorrrrryyy!~

Lelouch: THE CORNER

Kannon: *walks to the corner and cries*

Rivalz: *being attacked by Kallen* LORD SAVE US.

*ding dong*

Lelouch: Thank god! The police are finally here!

All kids: *wide-eyed*

Todoh: The…..police?

A/N Oh snap.

And don't worry….I told a fellow code geass fangirl about this story….she has promised me force me to finish this. I promise this story will not die out again.

P.S. it was actually not originally going to be Charles….but loooaaddsss of people wanted it to be, so…Charles is here!