A massive crowd was assembled outside the Shandor Apartments cheering for the Ghostbusters as the gang (escorted by law enforcement) pulled up to the building ready for the next challenge.

"Hear that?" Beck inquired as they stepped out of the Ecto-1. "They're cheering for us."

"Hmm," Robbie eyed the crowd, "so this is what being wanted feels like?"

"Let's gear up and go," Beck led the boys to the back. Robbie opened the back door and got the equipment ready. "And hey whatever happens, let's be professionals."

"I say we get smart," Rex was helping Robbie put on his proton pack. "Let's hop on a plane and go somewhere else until this all blows over. May I suggest we go to Tahiti?"

"Gee, and I was seriously considering giving you a promotion."

"I say we do this job and go home," Andre decided. "Y'all ready?" The others nodded and headed to the buildings. Before even entering, they all looked up at what they had gotten themselves into. Two dark clouds were hovering over the building bringing upon darkness, with occasional thunder claps as the wind started picking up speed in their direction and the ground quaked beneath them. "We may need to put a little overtime on this one." The street beneath them started to break apart and in the blink of an eye, a cop car was swallowed to the underground and people were knocked off their feet…

…but it was gonna take a lot more than that to break the Ghostbusters. "Looks like Gozer wants to play rough," Rex noted.

"Then we just gotta play rougher. Hands in boys," Beck put his hand in, and the rest of the guys put their hands in with him. "One, two, three…"

"…GHOSTBUSTERS!" the boys shouted as they raised their hands in air and headed into the building amidst the cheering of the crowd.

Once inside, the guys started to make a massive trek to the roof by taking the stairs (in the event that Gozer messed with the elevator). After a few minutes of walking up stairs with heavy proton packs, the guys stopped to catch their breath. "What…what floor are we on?" Andre panted.

"The second," Robbie breathlessly answered. "We've got a few twenty-something feet to go before we can throw up." The men groaned in agony.

…

As the Ghostbusters were making their way to Jade's apartment, Jade and Sinjin were now at the Temple of Gozer, which is where the stairs had led them (the temple itself being on the roof of the Shandor Apartment building). After a presumably successful mating ritual (how else can you explain Jade laying on top of Sinjin?), Gozer beckoned the minions forward.

…

"Hallelujah!" Andre looked at the sign. "We made it to the twenty-second floor!"

"Alive, may I add," Rex added. "The Art Deco looks real nice by the way."

"Which apartment is Jade's?"

"Come on I'll show you," Beck led them to Jade's broken apartment and the guys began to search the premises.

"Hey," Andre motioned for the guys to see his new discovery, "where do these stairs go?"

"They go up." As Beck was about to take the lead, ominous thunder claps made him back up. "Go ahead," he signaled for the others to go forward. Once they all made it up there, they noticed two figures being struck by lightning. Moving closer, they realized who the figures were. "JADE!" Beck ran forward to her, but by this point she was nearly finished transforming into the terror dog version of Zuul. "Okay…so she's a dog." Zuul and Vinz Clortho then ran off towards a massed array of light gray clouds and took their respective spots near the door to the temple.

"Beck," Robbie eyed the structure, "wasn't this how Jade described the place she saw in her fridge?"

"It's some sort of Temple to Gozer," the doors started to open, "speak of the devil, I think we're about to meet ole Gozey right now."

Stepping out of the temple door and making their way through the clouds was Gozer. And the boys couldn't help but notice one peculiar thing about ole Gozey.

"Gozer's a woman?" Rex was obviously dumbfounded.

"Gozer's whatever it wants to be," Robbie explained. "Gozer has no predetermined sex and takes on whatever form it wants."

"Aww man," Andre seemed out of whack.

"Andre, what's wrong?"

"That's my dream girl! The one with the cheekbones!"

"The ghost girl who pleasured you in your dream?" Beck questioned back.

"Why can't normal girls ever be attracted to me? Is that too much to ask? The only girls who like me always seem to want to kill me!"

"Guys do you realize who this is?" Robbie questioned.

"It's Gozer dressed up as Andre's dream girl," Rex answered.

"Don't you guys ever pay attention to any details in your surroundings?"

"The point, Rob."

"I know this girl; I saw her face on a missing poster at the police station. This is Tori Vega."

"I just can't believe Gozer's a woman; I coulda swore it was a man."

"Whatever it is, it's gotta get by us," Beck confidently stated. And then with even more confidence, he nearly shouted, "Go get her Rob!"

"What?" it was obvious Robbie was against this idea. "Why should I have to talk to her, it's Andre's dream girl!"

"You're closer."

"Just because I'm on the end?"

Beck, Andre, and Rex backed up. "No, because you're closer."

"No fair!"

"Think of this as a way to improve your communication skills."

"My communication skills are fine."

"JUST DO IT!" Andre and Rex commanded.

Robbie gulped and stepped closer to Gozer. "Gozer the Gozerian!" Gozer immediately turned toward Robbie with a glare complete with burning red eyes, making him all the more frightened. "Um…hi, I'm Robbie. As a duly designated representative of the city of Los Angeles, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

"Are you a God?" the voice coming out of Tori Vega was a raspy, supernatural sounding voice in comparison to her original sounding voice.

Robbie looked at his pals for an answer. While Andre and Rex shrugged, Beck gave a small nod and a thumbs up. "Um…no, not really, but-"

"THEN DIE!" Gozer shot four streams of lightning at the Ghostbusters, sending them flying backwards and close to the edge of what was revealed to be the roof of Shandor Apartments.

"Rob," Rex calmly began, "when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES!"

"I think she singed my hair," Beck rose to feet in a sort of revenge-fueled determination, and his friends followed suit. "Ghostbusters, get your guns."

The men simultaneously pulled out their proton guns and chanted, "HOLDIN'!"

"Heat 'em up!"

They all charged their guns at the same time and proclaimed, "SMOKIN'!"

"Make 'em hard!"

The boys set what needed to be set and aimed their guns at Gozer. "READY!"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do this LA style. NOW!" the four of them shot their guns at her, but she was fast and she was agile. In the blink of an eye she had flown from one spot, to another. "Good choice in women, Andre- at least you know she's limber."

"We gotta go full stream," Robbie informed. Once they set it to full stream, they took another shot at Gozer/Tori, and it looked like this time they hit her.

"I think we neutralized her," Andre and the boys headed to where she had been standing. "A complete particle reversal!"

"Ooh, somebody's been studying Shapiro-Speak," this was a complimentary way for Beck to say he still had no idea what anybody was saying.

"No, we didn't," Robbie informed.

"Excuse you?"

Robbie was waving his PKE meter over her previous spot. "Actually, this looks extraordinarily bad." No sooner after Robbie had said that did the temple start to shake and break apart under their feet. Thankfully, they got themselves out of the way as pieces of the building started to crumble and fall.

"SUBCREATURES!" Gozer's voice rang out, "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come! Choose and perish!"

"What does that mean?" Rex called out to the voice.

Now Gozer/Tori was standing at the center of the temple. "Choose the form of the destructor!"

"I ACTUALLY GET IT!" Beck shouted. "Gozer is a mind reader and is gonna read our minds to choose the form of the real destructor. So if we think of like…if we think of Lady Gaga then Lady Gaga will appear and destroy us."

"Sounds like a recurring nightmare I once had," Rex commentated.

"So we gotta empty our minds! We've got one shot at this. Don't think of anything!"

"THE CHOICE IS MADE!" Gozer exclaimed.

"WHOA, WHOA, NO!"

"THE TRAVELER HAS COME!" Tori's now unconscious body fell where it was standing as Gozer exited her body.

"NO FAIR, NOBODY CHOSE ANYTHING!" Beck pointed to Robbie. "Did you choose anything?"

"No!" Robbie defended.

Beck pointed to Rex. "What about you?" Rex didn't answer right away. "REX!"

"My mind's totally blank," Rex reported back.

"Well I didn't choose anything!"

The three of them turned at a nervous looking Andre. "I couldn't help it," he anxiously admitted. "It just popped into my head."

Beck was clearly ticked as he approached Andre. "What? What just popped into your head?"

"I tried not to think, but my hunger suddenly got the best of me."

"Andre, what were you thinking about?"

"Uh guys," Robbie was looking off somewhere else.

"What now Robbie?"

"I think you better take a look at this." The rest of them looked where Robbie had pointed.

"Aw man! It's true!" Andre was all wonky now.

"Aw shit!" Rex commented.

"What did you do Andre?" Beck was still peeved.

The sight of a giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man made its way into the heart of Los Angeles much to everyone's surprise and horror. "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man," Andre observed. The fluffy marshmallow mascot was going to be sure to leave a path of destruction behind.

"There's something you don't see every day."

"I was hungry and whenever I get hungry, I get a cravin' for marshmallows. I figured this was a character I loved growing up; it could never harm me in any way. And now...now…" Andre was doing his crying thing, "…Mr. Stay-Puft gonna kill me!"

"Ladies and gentleman, Andre Harris has left the building, mental wise anyway. Robbie, you're smart, you got any suggestions?"

Robbie was staring at the sight. "I know I might not look it, but I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

Mr. Stay-Puft took one look at the Ghostbusters and growled a terrifying growl. "I ain't never gonna look at an advertising mascot the same way again," Rex was obviously scared too.

"Mother pussbucket it's moving closer!" Beck, who usually kept his cool, was practically angry. Mr. Stay-Puft moved closer toward them, crushing a now vacant McDonald's on its way. "Alright pal, nobody steps on a McDonald's in my town. Boys, roast him!" They fired their proton guns at Mr. Stay-Puft, put this only made the marshmallow man more enraged. Though they managed to set him on fire, Mr. Stay-Puft transferred the fire onto the roof hoping to strike the Ghostbusters. Again, they were smart enough to move out of the way. But Stay-Puft was still furious, and was climbing up to take care of them once and for all.

"Anyone else think it's kinda funny that we're gonna be killed by a hundred foot marshmallow man?" Andre anxiously inquired.

"Maybe if we get this guy laid he'd like us," Beck jokingly suggested. "Rex, dream up a hundred foot Mrs. Stay-Puft."

"I have a suggestion," Robbie spoke up. "The door swings both ways; we could reverse the particle flow through the temple door."

"How?"

Robbie took a short pause, a deep breath, and replied, "We cross the streams."

"I thought you said crossing the streams was a number one on the NOT to-do list? If we do that it's highly likely that everyone in or on this building will die. No, it's too risky."

"You got a better idea, Mr. Big Shot?" Rex questioned.

"Did I or any of the others mention crossing the streams could result in death?"

"Seems like a more manly to die than being killed by a hundred foot marshmallow man!"

"And there is a very, very slim chance we'll survive," Robbie added. "Beck, we have no other alternative; this is the only way to stop this madness and save the day."

There was a long pause before Beck smiled up at his friends. "I love this idea," the four of them started running at the temple entrance as Mr. Stay-Puft was getting closer. "See you on the other side, boys." Beck fired his gun at the temple entrance.

Andre smiled at his pals. "Nice workin' with you guys," Andre fired his gun and his stream crossed Beck's stream, an obvious force intensifying with the cross.

"Gentlemen, it's been a real pleasure," Robbie fired his gun and crossed his stream with the other crossed streams, the force intensified even more.

"It's been fun hangin' with you dudes, but the par-tay is oh-ver," Rex's stream was the final stream to be crossed.

The crossing of the streams resulted in one of a force so intense that a massive fire was created. The force of the fire being so great, that it bounced off of the temple and right into Mr. Stay-Puft's face. An explosion followed shortly after, mashmallowy residue falling from the building and onto the streets of Los Angeles, this included the white goo falling on one visibly angry Dickers who was trying to convince the cops to arrest the Ghostbusters- rest assured, a massive amount of marshmallowy goodness covered him good- as a taxi cab came to a stop and a redhead girl exited the backseat with extreme worry on her face. And after, the giant clouds that hung over the Shandor Building were now gone.

Gozer was defeated.

However, all that remained on the roof of the Shandor Apartment Buildings were pieces of the destroyed temple of Gozer, marshmallow residue, bits of falling debris, rubble from two broken statues...

…and not a single sight of any living human being.

In the event that you're wondering why I chose Robbie to answer whether or not he was a God instead of Andre, the answers are simple. One: I feel if Andre answered no, that'd be two things he screwed up and he doesn't seem like the type to screw two things up (plus Ray nearly screwed things up in the sequel too and I felt bad for him). Two: You ever notice the gang get into trouble because of Robbie's screw ups (Locked Up, Breakfast Bunch), it seemed his character would be the one to do that.