Bad Day, Good Day Chapter 7
A/N: Yo! I am back! Anyway, this is like a side story of sorts, during the Halloween party-get-together-thing. If you don't want to read it, it's fine with me. This has a bit of cross-dressing… (Mwahahaha!) This also isn't relevant to the story whatsoever. (lol)
P.S. – My computer became a bitch in the middle of the story so if there's any grammatical errors, unfinished sentences, tell me please and blame it on the computer.
P.P.S. – The whole 'I won't post if you don't review' thing, yeah… I lied. (But that's a good thing right? RIGHT?)
Sora and Roxas' house 4:00 p.m.
"Roxas! Help me with this!" Sora yelled.
"Where are you, anyway? This house-sorry, mansion- is so fucking large I can't even find my own room!" Roxas' head popped out of the oven.
"Wah! How the heck did you get there?" Sora jumped, nearly falling from his stack of precariously-stacked assortment of cans, boxes, and bottles.
"… I have no idea." Roxas looked around as if in another dimension. "Whatever, that doesn't matter, what did you call me for?" Roxas stepped out of the oddly-large oven.
"Uhh… Oh yeah, help me out, get that for me." Sora pointed at a doughnut.
"A doughnut? You made me look like a fucking Alice in Wonderland, popping out of that freakishly large oven, just to help you get a doughnut?" Roxas fumed.
"No, the one beside the doughnut." Sora sighed.
"There's nothing beside the doughnut." Roxas said.
"Yeah there was! It was a tape measure!" Sora shouted.
"The one that looks exactly like the doughnut because you painted it?" Roxas smirked.
"Yeah… Why?" Sora raised an eyebrow.
"Oh god." Roxas started panicking.
"Did you eat it?" Sora asked.
"No, but Uncle did!" Roxas yelled.
"Who, Uncle Ansem? He couldn't have… Oh no." Sora's face adopted a horrified look. "We're dead men Rox."
"Damn… We'll have to go explain to him…" Roxas muttered.
"After the party. I will not have you miss another of your own parties." Sora scolded.
"It was just one!"
"One what?"
"One dozen…"
"Exactly."
Sora and Roxas' house-mansion-thing, 6:00 p.m.
"Hello? Um… Sora? Roxas?" Naminé opened the door to their mansion a bit.
"Naminé! Thank god you're here! Roxas won't wear the costume you made for him!" Sora threw open the door.
"I refuse to cross-dress!" Roxas shouted from his room.
"He locked the door, how are we going to get inside?" Naminé tried the opening the door again. It wouldn't budge.
"I know a shortcut…" Sora laughed manically, then had a coughing fit.
"Where?" Naminé asked. "I haven't seen a door connecting to Roxas' room." Naminé looked around. Yup, no door.
"Who said anything about doors?" Sora smiled. "We're taking the oven."
"The oven?" Naminé asked.
"Yup!" Sora smiled brighter. "Turns out the oven is connected to Roxas' room! Isn't that awesome?"
"No it's not!" Roxas' muffled voice came from both the oven and his room.
"Let's go." Naminé nodded her head.
Roxas' room, 6:30 p.m.
"Why Naminé? I thought you were with me in this!" Roxas crossed his arms.
"This is payback from all the parties I invited you to, then you ditched me to stay in your room all night." Naminé said while straightening Roxas' unruly hair down.
"I'm gonna be so humiliated." Roxas buried his head in his hands.
"There, all done!" Naminé clapped her hands. "The best masterpiece I ever made!"
Roxas was dressed in a sky blue dress that fell until two or three inches from his knee, a white apron covering only the lower part of the dress, knee-high socks and black shoes with a bit of heel. In other words, he was dressed up as Alice from Alice in Wonderland. (I'm sorry if this is wrong, I'm just writing what I remember from my childhood.)
"Now for you Sora…" Naminé had an evil glint in her eye. "This is for all the time's you ditched me to go out with Riku."
"Oh no Naminé, that's fine! Really!" Sora tried to back away and tripped over Roxas' skateboard in the process.
"Uh-uh. She made it special for you Sora." Roxas towered over Sora and smirked evilly.
"Fine, I'll give it a try." Sora sighed. Naminé smiled and pulled out Sora's 'costume'.
"Oh hell no! I am not wearing that!" Sora pointed at the… thing he was going to wear.
"C'mon Sora, I wore this," Roxas gestured to the dress he was wearing. "for you, so wear that for me. Please?" Roxas pressed his hands together in an 'I'm innocent, so do as I say' kind of way, but his eyes had the 'If you don't wear that for me, I will castrate you when you sleep' glint.
"Fine." Sora sighed.
"Yay!" Naminé pushed Sora into the bathroom along with the clothes.
A few minutes later…
"You look beautiful, Sora!" Naminé wiped a fake tear from her eye.
Sora was dressed in a school girl's blouse with a blue checkered skirt falling until about the same length of Roxas', with a tie to match. He was also wearing knee-high socks and black shoes.
Sora and Roxas' mansion, 8:00 p.m.
Everyone was there, (Roxas, Sora (obviously), Demyx, Zexion, Marluxia, Larxene, Tifa, Aerith, Naminé, Kairi, and everyone else in the school) except for Riku and Axel.
"Where are those two?" Roxas asked Demyx, who looked like a DJ. (most obvious..)
"I don' t know. All Axel said was, 'prepare for a surprise'. I have no idea where that pyro is." Demyx shrugged.
"Thanks anyway." Roxas walked off into the crowd, looking for Sora.
"Sora! There you are!" Roxas found Sora near the top of the stairs. "Are they here yet?" Roxas asked his twin.
"No. But they'll come, Riku promised." Sora tugged at the edge of his skirt.
"So did Axel…" Roxas stared off into the crowd. Today was the day he would ask Axel out. But the redhead wasn't there, so that was a complete failure.
"And now, a short intermission from our friendly neighbourhood pyro and smexy hottie, Axel and Riku!" Demyx said over the speakers, playing a soft song. (Think… Dearly Beloved or something like that.)
"WHAT?" Sora and Roxas said at the same time. They were there and they didn't even notice? 'Wow, we must be idiots.' Roxas thought. Just then, a light illuminated them both. There was another light that hit somewhere else in the crowd. Axel stepped out wearing the most idiotic thing he ever saw.
Axel was wearing something that looked from their school's play of Romeo and Juliet from last year.
"Hey Rox. Sora." Axel nodded to both of them. "Roxas… I've been meaning to say this to you since I first met you… Roxas…" Axel dropped to one knee. "Will you go out with me?" That did it. Roxas dropped to the floor laughing.
"Ow my stomach… Hehe…" Roxas struggled to compose himself. "Axel." He took a deep breath. "Yes. Yes, I will go out with you." Roxas smiled at his 'Romeo'.
"Well that's a relief, hey Riku, this one's all yours." Axel jerked his thumb towards Sora.
"I rather not make a scene, thank you. Sora, will you go out with me?" Riku cocked his head to the side.
"YES! YES, YES,YES, YES,YES!" Sora hugged Riku.
A/N: Well, that's what happened.