My name is Peach Toadstool. (Yes, Peach is my real first name, so deal with it.)

I used to be a typical sexy b-tch that attended school at Final Destination High.

I also happened to be the leader of the hottest, most important and popular group, the Hot Spicy Enchiladas also known as the HSE.

The group originally started in 5th grade, it was just my best friend Zelda Mudrost and I.

Although Zelda is only the second prettiest in the HSE, she is the most intelligent.

Although she does resemble to have an eating disorder, she's always stuffing food into her mouth.

Anyway, Hot Spicy Enchiladas was intended for only the prettiest, sexiest girls in school.

Until we started recruiting new people to join in Middle School, Jennifer Kirby was the name of our third recruit during 7th grade.

We call Jennifer by her last name only because she absolutely loathes her first name.

The reason Zelda and I asked her to join in the first place was because we pitied her for being a loner, not because she was hot.

Poor pathetic thing, she's homely, she isn't smart, she's so timid and she's terrified of her own shadow.

I highly doubt she'd ever hurt a fly or anyone in particular.

People have and always will be jealous of my looks, my talents, and me.

They're even jealous enough to try and kill me.

Why would I say something like that?

Because it's true, someone tried to kill me, multiple times.

This whole mess began ever since that new slut Samus arrived at our school or whatever.

From the start, Kirby had warned me not to let her join the Hot and Spicy Enchiladas…

I should have listened to her.

I am going to write down the whole story here.

If the authorities happen to come to my house and try to accuse me of anything, hopefully a sexy detective with royal azure feathers and a beautiful beak finds this journal and proves I, Peach Toadstool am innocent for the whole mess that has been happening in Final Destination High School.

Who knows, this book might even be my sole source of evidence and salvation.


Alright, alright...

Before you hit that review button to tell me...

"What the heck, Jetta don't you know Kirby is a guy?"

*Ahem* I've played a number of Kirby games throughout my life and yes.

I do know for a fact that Kirby is male in the game.

Due to the shortage of female characters in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, I forcabily have to convert one male character to female.

So please, bare with me, here.

Those of you who understand, thank you for your understandment...:)

Questions you might have for me are...

"What happened the day that Samus recruited to the HSE?"

and

"Who is Peach Toadstool's rival?"

and most importantly...

"Will she be getting a mysterious death threat at her locker?"

(Gasp!) Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 2...Peach Toadstool Journal Entry 2~ The Rival

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Oh!

Almost forgot, here's the friendcode you asked for in the previous chapter.

Name: Jetta

FC: 3095-3240-2798

Please leave me your name/nickname and code, otherwise I won't be able to battle you, m'mkay?

Thanks again for stopping by, reader.

Warm Regards,

Jetta.