Zelda, Kirby, and I sat at our regular reserved table in the center of the chaotic cafeteria

Zelda [with her mouth full of Oreo cheesecake]- Hey…isn't that the new chick in our class? [Pointing to the girl across the cafeteria] Since she's hot enough, we should totally invite her to come join our clique!

Me [always agreeing to everything Zelda suggests.]- Sure thing. We hadn't had fresh meat since we invited you, Kirby.

Kirby [nervous]- Guys, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Me [standing up]- Well, why not? I think it's a great idea!

Zelda [Calls from across the cafeteria for everyone to hear]-Hey you, girl with the large honkers!

I simply adored Zelda's way of words, don't you?

Kirby [under her breath]- I have a bad feeling about that new girl.

The new girl seductively approaches our table.

Me- Hey new girl, cute outfit.

New Girl- Thank you.

Zelda- Come and sit with us, new girl. What's your name?

New girl- I'm Samus Aran, and I'm new here.

Me- Well, duh! Silly, we know that already.

Just then JigglyPuff, the fattest meanest sluttiest cheerleader and squad captain, came and approached our HSE table, with her boyfriend, Marth the football team captain.

Jiggs- what are you doing here with these losers, new girl? Don't ruin your reputation so quickly!

Zelda- shut up, Jiggs or we'll smash your face in.

Kirby [quietly]- Shhh! Guys please don't argue!

Me- Just get out, JigglyPuff.

Jiggly- Ha! Bunch of chickens.

Jiggly shook her butt wildly as she walked away toward the locker room, she held Marth's hand.

Me [sighing softly]- Marth is so cute…

Zelda- Hey Peach. You alright?

I nodded nervously and anxiously.

Me- I'm perfectly fine. Just that I' wondering why the heck is a cool guy like Marth, doing with a witch like Jiggs?

Zelda nodded her head and hugged me,

Zelda- Peach, seriously. [Nodded her head in disappointment.] Men want whores, sluts, harlots. We're far too good to lower ourselves to that level.

She's totally right, ah, gotta love that girl.

Kirby [nervously]- School rules, you're not supposed to date football players unless you're a cheerleader.

Me- I know that! [Suddenly remembering the textbook] Doh, wait gals, I forgot my textbook in my locker, without it, I can't do any of my homework.

I quickly ran toward the corridor of steel, and then suddenly stopped as I saw JigglyPuff just beside my locker.

When Jiggs saw me approaching, she quickly fled.

I scratched my head and turned the knob on the lock around.

As I got my English textbook, I noticed there was a folded piece of paper over it.

I slowly unfolded the lined sheet of paper and gasped as I saw the following.

It was a crude drawing of a blonde girl in a pink tank top and jean skirt, obviously me at this very moment.

And she was lying in a blood bath, dead, and under the drawing, it said…

I WILL KILL YOU ALL HOT SPICY ENCHILADAS.

Hm...Who could have put that drawing inside Peach's locker.

I suspect Jiggs!

A few burning questions you might have for me is...

"Will this perpetrator strike once more in Peach's life?"

and

"What form of threat will he use next time to get his message across?"

Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 3 Peach Toadstool Journal Entry 3~ The Phone Call.

Thank you ever so much for reading, reader.

Especially you, FromTheUk.

You are like soooo awesome, but you should know that by now. ;)

Warm regards,

Jetta.