The next day after school, Zelda, Kirby and I made our way to Samus' house.
Zelda [hands on the steering wheel]- Not to worry, Peaches and Cream. I showed Sammy everything there is to know about the Hot and Spicy Enchiladas last night. That girl wouldn't leave me alone.
Kirby- I told you getting a new girl involved with us would slow us down. Things are going to start from zero once again. Besides, how do you know we can trust Samus? What if she's a slut?
Zelda- it's not right to judge people until you get to know them better.
Kirby- Unless it's Jiggly, right?
Zelda- Right, unless it's Jiggs. [Looks at me] What's wrong, Peaches n Cream, you've been so quiet?
Me [Worried]- Oh, Zelda! Please don't tell anyone but a man came looking for me yesterday.
Zelda [smiling]- Sounds like a good thing to me.
Kirby- It was Marth.
Zelda and I look back.
Zelda- How the hell did you know that, Kirby? [Eyeing her carefully from the front of the car] Do you work for the FBI?
Kirby- Who doesn't know about that? Everyone at school knows that Marth oviously likes Peach better than that Jiggs.
Zelda [clicking her tounge, pointing at Peach]- that's right, Kirb! Points for you, Peach!
I nervously looked away.
Zelda glared at me then at Kirby as she shrugs.
Zelda [The BMW's wheels screeched as Zelda stomped on the brake unexpectedly]- Marth totally likes you Peach! Isn't that good news?
I frowned.
Peach- I…I'm not sure.
Zelda- Of course it is!
The wise one climbed out of the car and rang the doorbell to the house.
Samus and Zelda and climbed in the car, Kirby nervously eyed Samus and scooted away from her in the backseat.
Samus [Swishing her straight blonde hair back]-Hey, girls. What's up?
Zelda [ Eyes on the road]- Not much. Just that Peach is about close to winng her eye candy.
Samus- Really…so who is it?
Kirby[sarcastically]- Wouldn't you like to know?
Zelda- It's Marth, Final Destination High's one and only Japanese quarter back.
Samus[Biting her bottom lip]- Mmm…I'd sure like him on my bed...
Zelda [waving her hands in the air]- Shush, Sammy. Marth is Peach's now, we do not take kindly to slutting around here.
Samus glared at Zelda.
I turned around, and made up my mind. I am going to tell my friends about everything.
Me- Girls, I have something to tell…
My words suddenly got cut off as the Beemer tilted rapidly toward a curve.
The four of us screamed and hugged for our lives as the car left the road and slid down the hill.
Zelda rapidly stomped on the brake before we all crashed onto a tree.
Zelda[Screaming]- MY F-KING CAR DUDE!
Kirby held her hands to her ears.
I hugged my best friend.
Me- Please Zelda. Calm down.
Zelda-How do you want me to calm down? My fucking brother told me he fixed the f-king car brakes at the shop and when I tried to hit the breaks at the curb, it wouldn't stop! Ugh! Is my bastard brother trying to kill me?
Me- We'll call your brother and tell him about it. Alright? Just please Zelda. If you calm down, I'll take you out for pizza, what do you say?
Zelda [Grinning] –You always know how to cheer a girl up.
We hug.
Zelda[Lovingly] –I love you...
Me [Giggling]- I love you too.
Samus [Under her breath] –Ugh…What lesbos.
Kirby was already on the phone with Zelda's twenty four year old brother, Ike.
Kirby had confessed to us about HUGE crush on Zelda's older brother, so she didn't hesitate to call him when we mentioned him.
We waited two hours stranded at the bottom of the hill until Ike showed up in his crimson Mustang Convirtible.
Zelda, Kirby and I sat in the very squished back of the tiny car.
Zelda [Punching him hard on the shoulder]- It's about time you showed up, bastard. Why did you say you fixed the car and it's a complete sh-t?
Ike [Disgusted]- Shut the f-k up, you boobless bitch. I did fix the fucking car. Your f-king bitching probably wrecked the f-king piece of sh-t. You and that f—king Beemer have things in common, you're both fucking worthless.
Zelda [Rage started to build up inside her]- I am not worthless, you…
Me[whispering, covering Zelda's ears]- Don't listen to him, Zelda. He doesn't know any better.
Just as Samus entered the tiny convertable, Ike stared at her starstruck.
He began to make moaning sounds as stared her up and down sitting beside him.
Zelda and I quickly looked at Kirby's extremely hurt facial expression, she almost looked ready to cry.
Ike[to Samus]- Hey girl.
Samus[Slowly and sexily.]- Hey sexy…
She leaned close to him and felt his hair.
Zelda rolled her eyes and cleared her throat.
Me [under my breath]-That's disgusting.
Ike [To Samus]- Want to come over and play with me?
Samus- Sorry, I have to baby sit.
Ike- You can come and babysit me anytime baby.
Samus- Call me whenever you'd like.
Ike whooped and hollered in happiness and Kirby looked completely heartbroken and mortified.
Things are sure not going well for Kirby.
It looks like Samus might just take her opportunity to snatch the man of her dreams right from under her.
On the upcoming chapter, you may be wanting to ask me...
" Hey Jetta, Will Kirby get over her Ike heartbreak any time soon?"
or
"When will a man be introduced into Peach's love life?"
and
"What flavor roll pastry will Peach eat?"
Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 6 Journal Entry 4 The Strawberry Roll
Thank you so much for reading.
I give much gratitude to those souls who are brave enough to post reviews. :]
Warm regards,
Jetta.