Kirby's head was buried on my locker as she sobbed loudly.

Kirby [slamming her fists on the wall]- I hate boys!

Zelda and I hugged our beloved chubby friend tightly.

Zelda [Conforting Kirby]-Don't worry about it, my brother is a f-ktard who doesn't know what he wants. [Happily] Ooh I know…you can fall in love someone else!

Kirby [Depressed]- But…I can't.

We tried our best to cheer her up but failed.

Her love for Zelda's retarded brother was pure and there was nothing we could do about it.

Samus suddenly approached our huddled group.

Samus [To Zelda] -So, hows your brother?

Zelda [Careless]-Don't know don't care. [Turns to me] Hey, Peaches can we go to that coffee shop you like so much? I am still hungry after eating 5 Thrusday's Surprises.

Me [contenly]- Of course Zelda. And the lunch lady must feel happy to have to attend this school, no one but you loves her Thursday's surprises!

Jiggs-Oh, look who we have here…The four sluts of Final Destination High.

Zelda- Buzz off, Juggs.

Jiggs-F-k you, b-tch.

Jiggly shoved Zelda toward Samus and Kirby.

Me [Getting in front of my friends to confront Jiggs] Stay away from them!

Jiggly glared hard at me.

Jiggs [Serious and with hatred]-You are so dead, Peach.

I felt the small hairs in the back of my neck start to rise.

I don't know why Jigg's threats seemed to make me jump, probably since all I've been dealing with this week is death threats.

Marth approached Jiggs from behind and tapped her on the shoulder, his gaze never leaving mine.

Marth [Softly]-Come on, leave them alone.

Jiggs [Turning to her boyfriend]-What? [Shoves him away from her] Now you're on their side?

She quickly walked away as Marth quickly followed behind her, but he turned one last time to gaze at me.

I took a deep breath as my friends stared at me in surprise.

...

After incident, I decided to take my friends downtown to my favorite coffee shop to forget any of that happened.

I felt a tap on my shoulder, turned my head and a gasp escaped my lips as I saw who it was.

Marth [Cooly]-Hey.

Me- How did you find me?"

Marth [Nervously] -Oh…uh…I just knew…

Me [Scream]-Get out!

Marth-Peach, please, can we talk?

I felt my self grin as I heard him speak his please sounded more like a "purrease" with his thick Japanese accent, which I thought was irresistable.

I stared back at my friends, they're urging me to talk to him.

Me- Fine.

We went to find a separate table.

Marth-Just wanted to apologize about Jiggly's behavior.

Me-Why are you apologizing? Isn't she the one who's supposed to apologize?

Marth-Yes, well. [He nervously began to play with the Cinammon shaker] I wanted to tell you something…

I glared at him evily, he stared back with sad eyes.

Marth-May I at least have a smile from you?

Me-No.

Me-Pretty please?

I smiled for a brief 5 seconds, then returning to my usual "Frown at Marth" status.

Me [Impatient]- Get on with it!

Marth [Nervously]- Uh…I really like you, Peach.

I looked away, I'm not falling for any of the tricks this guy has up his sleeve.

Me- Oh, I've heard that one before.

Marth- No, really. I do.

Me [Sarcastically]-Sure.

Marth-I do, and I also wanted to warn you about Jiggly. She's up to no good.

I glared at him.

Me- Up to what?

Marth-I'm not sure. But she was talking to…

Marth gasped as he saw her, Samus glared at us both from above our table.

Samus [Staring sexily at Marth]- I bought you both something sweet to share.

She placed two huge strawberry rolls on the table in front of us.

I smiled sweetly.

Samus-You're welcome.

As she slowly walked away, Marth watched her antently doing so.

I cleared my throat roughly as he fell out of his trance.

Marth-I've broken up with her, and I will stand by you. [He holds my hands] That is, if you'll let me.

I stared at the man I hate and love both at the same time, then I stare at the strawberry rolls, just waiting to be eaten by me.

Decisions, decisions.

I quickly stuffed the strawberry roll up my mouth before Marth even had a chance to think about it.

Me-If you give me your strawberry roll, I will accept.

Marth [Chuckling]-You may have as many as you'd like, Princess.

I gobbled the remaining one up as Marth watched me with a slight brightness in his eyes, I smiled at him, with my new pink jelly mustache.

After the café trip, Marth took me home and kissed my cheek.

Me [Romantically] I had a great time…

Marth- I did too.

Me[Screams] Now go away!

Marth [Laughing] -Alright, see you in school tomorrow!

Me [Waving]- And you better bring more strawberry rolls while you're at it!

As I saw him leaving, I did a little dance of joy, things are finally going to go from bad to good.

Peach finally got her Japanese hottie. :)

But wait...Peach forgot to thank Samus for the Strawberry rolls, Oh noes!

Guess she'll have to go to Samus' house tonight.

But what she mind find there was the least expected.

You may be wondering...

"Hey Jetta...what does Samus actually do when she's supposed to be baby sitting?"

and

"Is Peach going to discover someone else other than the baby sit-ee in Samus' house?"

and

"Who is it going to be?"

Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 7 Jorunal Entry 6 The Playmate