Title: On Line
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Iceland, Denmark, Hong Kong
Word Count: 296
Warning/s: none
Summary: Iceland is easily embarrassed and Denmark isn't making things easier.
A/N: My headcanon Iceland has him as that teen who is constantly texting about how embarrassing his family is. This is what came out when I tried to write about it. XD

Disclaimer: I have no claim to Hetalia and its characters.

From: Iceland

3:12pm: I think Sealand had the right idea selling himself on ebay

From: Hong Kong

3:15pm: It can't b that bad. Whats ur brother doin this time?

From: Iceland

3:16pm: Not him. at the market with denmark

3:17pm: Dan saw the cereal aisle and starting singing jingles for ALL of them. Hiding in the frozen foods section right now.

From: Hong Kong

3:20pm: ahahaha— film him n put it online.

From: Iceland

3:24pm: help

Iceland groaned as Denmark's voice rang through the aisles, "Ice! ICEEEE, where'd ya go?" He'd been trying to be nice when he offered to accompany Denmark to the store. He had seen Sweden's expression, the one where he's this close to punching Denmark on the jaw, just to make him shut up. So Iceland, in a very rare self sacrificing mood, had taken the shopping list (and Denmark's car keys) and forced the other man out of the house.

"Shut up Mathias! I'm right here!" Iceland hissed as he shoved at the other man's arm. The back of his neck felt distinctly warm. "You're making a scene."

Denmark laughed loudly and paid him no mind.

Iceland tried to hide his humiliation as he attempted to make the other man focus on the task at hand. "Can we just finish getting the food and head back to your place?"

He was forced to spend the next half hour collecting the groceries, while trying to keep Denmark from getting distracted by every new snack aisle, or from buying more beer than they could carry, or by the pretty girl at the deli counter.

Iceland was exhausted by the time they got to register. Really, sometimes being the adult sucked.

(Five minutes later)

"Mathias... what do you mean you don't have your wallet?"