Zelda [Worried]-Link usually calls me in the night time because he has work in the afternoons…but last night he didn't call me. Weird.

I looked away, oh Zelda!

If only you knew the horrible thing that Link did with Samus and the horrible things Samus has done to Tink.

Samus [Happily]- Hey there girls!

Zelda [Grinning]-Hello Sammy.

Samus [Sweetly]-Oh, Zelda. [Hugs her tightly]You look absolutely stunning today!

Zelda [Happily]- Why Thank you very much.

I groaned, how could that b-tch possible still talk to Zelda right after she…

Marth [Excitedly]- Surprise, surprise! [Grins] Hi Peach!

Me [Sarcastic]-Oh, what a surprise.

Marth [Sing song voice]-Look what I brought!

I gasped loudly at the sight of the bow with a dozen strawberry rolls.

I took the box from his hands and began to munch on them as Marth laughed.

Marth-So, how was your morning?

From a distance, I saw the skater boy approaching Zelda from behind, then wrapping his arms around her.

Zelda smiled at the sight of him and hugged him back.

Me [Shoving Link away from my friend]-Get away from her!

Zelda's face appeared rather confused.

Me [Angrily pointing at Link]- You cheated on my best friend you dirt bag!

Zelda's face filled with anger.

Zelda [Furious]-You what?

Link started stuttering as Zelda slapped him hard across the face.

Link- Peach is lying, she really is!

Zelda [Scoffs]-My best friend doesn't lie to me! [Slapped him again]

After the slapping session, Kirby, Zelda, and I decided to leave.

Kirby [Screaming]-Look out!

The chubby HSE shoved me out of the way of an incoming boulder that was aimed perfectly at my head.

The boulder had a note tied on to it.

I held on to Kirby and we both reached the paper.

Across the paper, the words were scribbled very clear, DIE PEACH.

Me [Nervously]- I can't take it anymore, I have to tell you guys! I've been getting threatening letters and phone calls!

Kirby's expression of terror returned.

Kirby [Shocked]- I can't believe it, I have too!

Me-You have?

Kirby [Terrified]-These scary letters tell me that I'm a fat whore and that I'm going to die soon.

Zelda- Hey, I've been getting those too. [Pensive] At first, I thought of them as a joke, but then the threats got more serious. I got a teddy bear in my mail box the other day, it was soaked in blood and stabbed with a lot of needles. That should have made me laugh, but I wasn't laughing because it had my name sewed on its chest. What do you know? It actually scared me! [eyeing the strawberry rolls]- Are you going to share those?

I turned to hug my best friend, Zelda.

Me [lamentably]- I'm so sorry about what happened with Link…

Zelda [scoffing]- I'm not, I'm glad its over between the dirt bag and me.

Me [Hugging her again]- I admire your unbreakable heart.

Kirby [cheerful]- Yeah, way to go!

Zelda[Monotone]-It's not that I care or anything but who did he cheat on me with? Was she hot?

When none of us knew or told her we knew Zelda knew it was time to change the subject.

Zelda- It just sucks how Tink has to live with that dirt bag. If only there was a way he could live with me.

Me [Hopeful]-And he can.

Zelda [Happily]- Really?

Me- Yes, I'll bring him over to your house after I pick up Lucas.

Zelda-Great! [Pensive] But why does he want to live away from Link?

Me-No reason, he just really likes you.

Zelda [smiles]- I know he does, I can be very charming and irresistible when I want to.

Kirby [Joking]-You pedophile!

Zelda [laughing evilly]-Seriously, I'd go out with Tink if he were a few little older. He's perfect in every way, cute , smart, dependable. He's 10 times more man than his dirt bag brother will ever be. Need I say more?

We all laughed as we began to plan an all HSE Sleepover for tonight.

So it seems that the three original HSEs agree on one thing, they are all getting death threats.

And yes, Link is a dirt bag.

You might want to ask me...

"Hey Jetta, is someone going to show up uninvited to the Sleepover?"

and

"Since Samus is considered an HSE, has she also been getting death threats?"

Find out the answers to these questions and other questions, in Journal Entry 8 The Sleepover.

Thank you for reading.

Warm regards,

Jetta.