Title: Pirates' Progress
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Nordic 5
Word Count: 286
Warning/s: silliness :|
Summary: Pirates! (that about sums it up)
A/N: In honor of the Halloween 2011 event, which reduced my brain to fangirl-goo for a lengthy period of time.

... Longer than I'd care to admit.

Disclaimer: I have no claim to Hetalia and its characters.


You had to appreciate Denmark's flair for dramatics, his arms swinging frantically as he crashed through the railing and fell to the water.

*SPLASH*

Norway smirked.

"Nor! Why'd you go and do that? We already have enough repairs to make after that storm, don't add more!"

Norway shrugged, "My hand slipped." and deliberately started walking away, leaving Finland to lean out and toss their captain a rope to fish him from the sea.

Denmark grunted as he heaved himself back onto the ship. "Thanks Fin. Norge—that's so cruel of you to do that to your captain! Whyyyy?" he whined.

Norway eyed the puddle growing around Denmark's feet and then drolly replied, "You lost your eye patch." He went to join his brother, who had come up to see what all the commotion was about.

"What?" Denmark cried out, his hands flying to his face. "But it looked so good on me! You owe me a new one!"

Norway snorted. "Hardly. It looked ridiculous anyway."

He turned his back on Denmark's indignant sputtering and looked at Finland. "Think Sweden is done fixing the pumps?"

The other man shook his head. "No—I just spoke with him. It'll be a while longer. But the food's ready. That's what I was on my way to let you all know."

Norway nodded and led the way back inside. As they went down the steps, Iceland sidled close to Finland and waited for his brother to be further ahead before whispering, "So what were they fighting about?"

"Hell if I know." Tino muttered. "Think about it— does he really need a reason for throwing Denmark overboard?"

Iceland considered his brother and that quick temper of his. "Yeah... Guess you're right."