Since I told mom that I was planning have the girls spend the night, she decided to take Tink and Lucas to the great outdoors for a campout at the Green Greens Woods.

Zelda- Hey, isn't Samus coming over tonight?

I made a face.

Kirby-We're better off without her, Zelda...Trust me.

As I prepared the guacamole concoction, I heard a faint knock on the door.

When I answered it, my face pouted as I saw it was Samus.

Samus [Nervously]- Um…Hi. Can I come in?

I rolled my eyes.

Me [Whispering]- I'm watching you.

Zelda [Cheerfully]-Hi Sammy! [Hugs Samus] How are you doing?

Samus- Hey, I'm fine. So, what are you all doing?

As Kirby entered the room, she gasped as she saw Samus in the same house as her.

Zelda-Not much, cooking up some cookies and we were about to start doing some facials.

Samus [Giggling]- Sounds like fun. May I join you?

Me and Kriby made faces at Samus.

Zelda- What a silly question, of course you can!

As we began to put guacamole on each other's faces, I eventually forgot about Samus being with Zelda's ex boyfriend.

Kirby [Grinning]-I'll go check if the cookies are done.

All at once, we heard the back window break far on the end of the house,.

Samus and I screamed and hid for cover, but took Zelda action and ran outside and chased the window breaker.

Samus [Screaming]- Zelda, don't!

We cowardily followed her outside, breathed a sigh of relief that Zelda was alright.

Zelda had JigglyPuff and another cheerleader clutched within her tight grasp.

Kirby gasped holding the tray of hot piping cookies.

Kirby [Surprised]- What was that noise? JiggilyPuff?

Jiggs pulled away from Zelda's grasp.

Jiggs-Back off bitches, just looking for my house.

Samus [Solemnly]- In Peach's backyard?

Jiggs-Shut the fuck up sluts. You're all dead.

She and the other girl high fied and ran away.

We entered the house once again.

Kirby [Afraid] - Do you think…That JigglyPuff's responsible for all these threats we've been getting?

Zelda- Maybe…[Eyeing the tray Kirby had in her hands] Are you going to share those?"

Samus-Threats? [Confused]What threats are you talking about?

Kirby, Zelda and I gasped.

Samus seemed and looked very uncomfortable in the situation we had put her through.

I could simpy tell by the way she nervously played with her hands.

Samus [Nervously]- Uh…I…

Zelda [Sharply]- You haven't been getting any threats, Samus?

Samus [Nervously]- Um…I just remembered, I have to work tonight. Later girlfriends.

Samus was out of the house in a flash.

Kirby, Zelda and I stared at each other.

Kirby- What the heck was Jiggly doing behind your house, Peach?

Me-That's exactly what I'd like to know.

Kirby-And she was near the broken window precicely when it was smashed to pieces.

Me [ Pensive]- Maybe she's the one that broke my window, and threw the boulder at me with the dreadful message, and the drawing I got.

Kirby- She oviously knows where we all live.

Me-Marth warned me about her before, and Jiggly's responsible. I know it."

Zelda made circles on the carpet.

Me- Zelda, have you any say in this?

Zelda [Takes a deep breath]- Can I have a cookie first?

Kirby handed Zelda a cookie and she quickly gobbles it up.

Zelda-Alright, let's assume Jiggly is responsible for the notes and the calls and the rocks. But you are forgotting a tiny eenie weenie detail, don't you find it odd that Samus hasn't recived a single threat and she's oviously a part of the HSE?

Kirby- I told you.

Me- Maybe because Samus is new. Jiggly's rage comes from within Middle school, when she met you, Kirby and I.

Zelda- Oh that's right. [Stuffing the cookies down 5 by 5, then she began to choke] Got milk?

Me [Angrily]-We seriously need to put that fucking pink fat ass in her place or else she'll never stop.

Hm...a handful of suspricious things happened here.

I do wonder what Jiggs was doing in Peach's backyard, don't you?

And is it a coincidence that Samus has not been getting any threats?

Hm...in the next chapter...

"Is the killer closer to Peach than she ever expected?"

And

"Will someone be murdered cold bloodedly?" (Did I say that right? Lol)

Read Chapter 10 Journal Entry 9 The Beemer, if you dare!