Zelda called and said she was out sick today, and Kirby had nutrition, so I had a whole day to be with my slave…er…I mean boyfriend.

We were enjoying our morning at a luxurious restaurant having breakfast.

Me [thoughtfully]-I don't know what to do…[ my mouth full with soft pancakes]You were right, so many things are happening, and they all lead to Jiggly. What if something bad happens to me?

Marth took a huge bite out of his all-american cheeseburger.

Marth [Mouth full]-Want me to come over tonight?

Me- Of course not! I was thinking of inviting Zelda over.

Marth-What you girls need is a man.

He rose his chest up high, his mouth crammed in food, he started gagging and coughing.

I laughed as I handed my boyfriend my coke for a sip.

He chugged down almost the whole thing.

Me [Whining]- Hey, just a sip!

He slammed down the half empty bottle and wiped his mouth.

Waiter-Good morning…[Gasp!]Peach is that you?

My favorite gay waiter, Luigi smiled brightly.

Me-Yes Luigi. [Smile] So, how's work today?

Kirby-Great, great! Thank you! And Zelda how is she? And that other girl, Cooky…

Me [Giggling]-She's as crazy as ever. And Kirby is terrified of life as always.

Luigi-Good! [Eyes Marth] Ooh, who's this cutie?

Me-My slave.

Marth [Correcting]-Your boyfriend.

Luigi [Squeezing Marth's cheek]- He sure is cute! Ooh, and that accent is just too sweet!

Marth groaned in disgust as Luigi released his grip on his cheek.

Luigi-Well, kids, shout if you need anything!

Marth looked and pointed to the opposite side of the room.

Marth [Surprise]-Hey, since when is new girl with Zelda's guy?

Me [Angrily]-And since when do you care?

He began to cough, I quickly pounded on his back with my balled fist.

I grabbed my tray and sat next to Samus and Link, while Marth quickly followed.

Me-Hiya Sammy.

Samus [Smiling fakely]- Hi Peaches.

Samus leaned close to Link as the skater with longish shaggy dirty blonde hair smiled stupidly.

I loudly cleared my throat and shoved my elbow on Link's back.

Me [Winking at Marth]-So, I heard that Zelda's moved on."

Marth [Surprised]-You did? [I shoved my elbow on his chest and winked again clearing my throat] Oh! [Gets it] Right, she has!

Me [Laughing]-Boy, is her new boyfriend more man than any BOY she's ever gone out with.

Hearing these words, Link quickly turned from Samus, and stared at me.

Link [Nervous]-Really? [Trying to act cool] How could she move on so fast, huh?

Samus looked ready to explode! :D

Marth[Laughing]-You're so nosy, stoner!

Me [Angrily]-And why would you care? [Shoving my finger in the skater's chest] Here I am talking to Marth and you listen in our private conversations? Gosh Link, how rude.

Staring at Link, he did look bummed for what we said about Zelda but hey, it's his own fault for cheating on the greatest girl alive.

Luigi approached our table.

Luigi-Hey Linkies. how's Zelda? [Eyeing Samus] And what's with this slut? Don't tell me you exchanged the wise one for this? Foul play.

Samus glared at Luigi as he simply walked away.

The slut totally deserved it.

As Marth and I exited the restaurant, he stopped in front of the parking lot.

I stared behind him, and gasped.

Me [Surprised]-Hey Marth, doesn't that look exactly like Zelda's car? [Pointing to a Black BMW] Look, it even has that weird triangle symbol on the back window…"

The black Beemer was perfectly parked in front of the restaurant.

Marth grabbed my face with both hands and pulled me close.

Me [My cheeks being pressed against his fingers]-What happened? Did you crap your pants or something?

Marth [Laughing]-Of course not, you moron. I just wanted a kiss from you, that's all.

I blinked my eyes seductively at him.

Me-A kiss?

He nodded his head slowly.

Me [sighing romantically]-I'll give you a kiss alright…Stick out your palm.

Marth [Confused]-My what? [He frowned as I placed the Hershey Kiss into his hand] Wait…that's not what i…

Our "romantic" scene was broken when we heard a gun shot deep inside the restaurant we exited moments ago.

People inside The restaurant [Scared and frantically]- Oh no! Luigi!

Marth and I desperately made our way inside and to our horror, we saw poor Luigi sprawled on the floor over a puddle of blood; dead.


Some of you argue that Samus could be the killer.

But there's one thing that still puzzles me; if Zelda was supposed to be sick, what was her car doing outside the scene of the crime?

One murder...who could be the killer?

Questions for me might include...

"Jetta, when will Zelda find out about Samus and Link?"

and

"Hey Jetta, so I heard there will be another murder in the next chapter?"

and

"Who will get killed this next time, Jetta?"

Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 11 Journal Entry 10 The Explosion.

Thanks for reading, I greatly appriciate everything you do.

Stay Fancy!

Jetta