Halloween was tonight, my Japanese slave and I were both getting ready for the costume party Final Destination High was hosting at a real haunted mansion.

Me-Weeks passed after receiving the annonimous, but I still have the message glued in my mind.

I was putting fairy dust on my chest and fixing my wings.

Marth ajusted the fake fangs in his mouth and laughed.

Marth-Put that away for at least tonight, please. Come on, you need to chillax.

Marth's shrunken white painted face, black panda eyes and red lipstick made him look like a total moron.

Me [Staring glumly]- Excuse me, Chillax?

Marth- It means take it easy, you know. I thought everyone knew that, its American slang!

Me- What do you know about American slang, riceball?

Marth- You're just jelous we have all the good technology.

I took a deep breath and smiled in the mirror.

Gosh, if I wasn't me, I'd so be in love with me!

Me [Giggling]-I am so hot!

Marth laughed and put his arm around me.

Marth [Rushing]-Come on, you nincompoop. We promised Zelda we'd meet her outside the mansion at 9 sharp.

Me-You're right! [grabbing Marth's ear and yanked it hard] Come on then, goofball!

Luckly, the creepy ghost infested mansion was about two blocks away.

As Marth and I walked, we pushed and shoved each other toward the road as we ran toward the mansion.

In the entrance, we saw Samus wearing a tiny sexy nurse costume.

Her boyfriend stood next to her, dressed as a doctor.

I slapped Marth quickly as soon as I saw how he was drooling all over my new heals.

Samus [Proudly]- Peach and Marth; This is Wario, my boyfriend.

Marth and I glared at each other and made disgusted faces. I approached Samus and whispered in her ear.

Me [Whisper]- He looks 45 years old. Girl, isn't that a little old for you?

Samus [Corrected me]- He's only 34. He's not like anyone I've ever meet ; we like talk and hold hands. He writes poetry. He's my new love of my life.

I glared at Wario.

Marth [Holding his nose with one hand and fanning the air with the other]- Ew, he totally farted!

Out of the blue, I saw a giant rock was hurling toward Marth.

I acted quickly and pushed him out of the way, resulting in both of us collapsing to the floor.

Jiggs [Screaming at her boyfriend, Sonic]-How the fuck could you miss such an easy shot?

I stood up and faced her.

Me [Glaring at her]-Miss what easy shot?

Jiggs- What's it to you?

Jiggs quickly bounced inside with her boyfriend into the large mansion.

Things will get chaotic I assume.

From around the corner, running toward us, Zelda and gasp!

I can't believe who she's with!

Douglass J. Falcon!

She was wearing a short flowing white dress, similar to Marylin Monroe's and he wore a tight Big Daddy costume.

Zelda [Breathless]-We're…we're finally here!

Falcon held Zelda close to him, Zelda, didn't seem very comfortable with him.

Me [Encouraging]- Come on, let's get inside.

Everyone danced all around us, the boys were at the beer area; everyone seemed to be having so much fun, except…I leaned close to my best friend.

Me-Zeldies, how are the boys?

Zelda-Fine, Tink and Lucas went right to sleep after I left. They are such good boys.

Me-Why are you dressed like Marylin Monroe? You had the cat woman costume planned for months. Didn't you even say you preordered it?

Zelda-I did…[Unhappily] But I had a change of heart.

Me- So what now, are you going out officially with Falcon?

Zelda- Of course not. We're here as just friends. Besides, he's a total slut and I though that I would forget Li…

Marth approached us and stretched out his hand to me.

Marth [Asking Zelda]- May I?

Zelda- Go right ahead.

Zelda managed a smile as my boyfriend grabbed my hand and took me in his arms toward the dance floor.

I watched Zelda, just sitting there with a drink in hand and being alone.

I wonder what she's thinking.

Marth [Whispered in my ear]- Don't worry about her.

Me-Even though she tries to be strong and tough, her big tender heart cannot seem to forget that big fat smelly dumb cluck...

Marth-To you he may be a big fat smelly dumb cluck, but to her, he's her big fat smelly dumb cluck.

He pinched my nose playfully then I rested my head on his chest and danced the night away.


Everything seemed to go extraordinarly well tonight...

A night with friends, Sonic's terrible aim, and Marth and Peach's romantic dance.

But was everything alright like everyone suspected?

Questions that might be answered on the next chapter are as follows...

"Which two people will get killed at the Halloween Party?"

and

"Has Peach already determined the name of who might be behind these killings?"

Read Chapter 13 Journal Entry 12 The Wise One to find out.

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