Chapter 5: The Second Orb
Team Rocket managed to build another (poorly constructed) boat. They sailed just behind the Merry Go while figuring out how to get the second orb.
"This is crazy!" yelled Jessie, "How can we not come up with a plan!"
"Well maybe if we just agree on the plan…" said Meowth.
"I have an idea!" said James.
"What?" said Meowth.
"Why not we each go in different directions and try to individually defeat the twerps and pirate twerps… each have our own plan!" said James.
"Great idea Jimmy!" said Meowth.
"Divide and conquer!" said Jessie.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (Translation: What they said!)
Back on the Merry Go the two groups ate lunch… well they were finished with lunch most of them any ways. Luffy was on his 5th helping, Ash his third and Pikachu was drinking from a bottle of ketchup. After they were done they, talked about the next island.
"So the second orb's on the next island?" asked May.
"Yeah, it's also uninhabited." said Nami.
"So there' no people there." said Luffy.
"That's what uninhabited means…" said Max.
"Let's go get that 2nd orb!" said Ash.
Later on the island Team Rocket got there before the Merry Go each on formatting their plan.
"I'm going to challenge Twerpete for a battle! To finally once and for all see who's better!" said Jessie.
"I'm going to disguise my self as a damsel in distress!" said James… dress like a girl.
"Are you sure that will work?" asked Meowth.
"Why do you ask?" asked James.
"Because I doubt Sailor Moon exists in this world and the twerps seen you in that get up…" said Jessie.
It was true, the girl that James was dressed as was Sailor Mercury, minus the boots, tiara and gloves.
"It was the only dress I can find." Said James, "And I'm tired barrowing your clothes."
"I think that's going to fail…" said Jessie and Meowth at the same time.
There was an awkward silence, "I'm going to dig pitfall after pitfall." said Meowth.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (Transition: I'm helping!)
"That's the plan!" said Team Rocket as the same time while cheering.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (Translation: What they said).
Back with the Straw hats and the others they got to the island.
"I don't have signal." said Max.
"So what are we going to do?" asked May.
"Maybe we should break off into groups, it might be better that way, after all remember what happened when we all went at the same time." said Nami.
"Good point." said Brock, who then went into flirt mode, "I would gladly be in the same group as you!"
"Enough!" said Max pulling his ear way, "I doubt she wants to be in the same group as you!"
After pulling away the breeder Max got an idea.
He took out two pieces of paper, he drew three dots that were yellow, green and red, and two that were blue then she ripped them up and crumpled them into small balls she also took out two small bowls and placed 7 paper balls into in one and 4 into the other.
"Ok since only people from our world can get the orbs I think we should spilt up into 4 groups three of them has three people one of them from our world and two of you guys the last contains 4, one of each. The groups will be deiced with what color you draw." said Max holding out the two bowls.
They picked the pieces of paper.
Later the blue team which consisted of Ash and Luffy as well as Pikachu were lost.
"I say we head north!" said Luffy.
"Which way is north?" asked Ash.
"Is which way is the coldest!" said Luffy.
"I'm not too sure." said Ash.
"Pikachu." Said Pikachu with a sweat drop (Translation: Oookay)
Meanwhile with yellow team which consisted of Brock, Usopp and Nami. Brock was floating happy that he was with Nami.
"Oh Nami! I'm so happy to be with you!" said Brock happily.
Suddenly the groups beneath them crumbled and all three fell into a hole.
"Ow…" said Nami.
"What happened?" said Usopp.
"If I know this kind of hole, it's Team Rocket." said Brock.
Meanwhile with team green which consisted of Max, Sanji and Zoro. Both Sanji and Zoro were glaring at each other while Max just looked around searching for any sign of the statue, he also sweatdroped. They stopped when they heard crying.
"It's sound like a damsel in distress!" said Sanji.
She ran towards the source.
"That pervert!" said Zoro.
"We better follow." said Max.
The two got there to find what appeared to be a girl… however Sanji was staring at the girl twitching slightly.
"That's no girl." said Sanji.
"Your right… it's James…" said Max recognizing the dress also slightly twitching.
With the red team which consisted of May, Robin and Chopper they were walking around when they heard someone call "Oh Twerpete!"
Jessie jumped down from a tree… well it was very unsuccessful and she fell flat on her face.
"What is it?" said May.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" said Jessie.
There was an awkward silence, so silent you can hear cricket's chirping the background.
"You're kidding right?" asked May.
Jessie began to get angry, "No I'm not! Why do you think I'm kidding!" yelled Jessie with her head getting big.
"Okay, okay, but we have no one to judge…" said May.
There was another awkward silence, "We don't need one!" yelled Jessie.
"You want ot delay us don't you?" said Robin.
"Well I guess that's obvious it's time for a double battle! Go Seviper! Dustox!" said Jessie.
"Looks like I have no choice, Beautifly, Combusken! Take the stage!" said May.
Back with yellow team all three managed to get out of the hole.
"Wow, Brock how did you know how to get out." said Usopp.
"Well like we said before this happens all the time." said Brock.
The continued on their way… when the ground beneath collapsed again and they fell into another hole.
Back with green team Zoro and Sanji looked at Max.
"How do you know he's James?" asked Sanji.
"Well one thing the clothes he's wearing, the dress it clearly something that a factious character in my world wears, it helps that I have friend who is a big fan of the character. Not only that but I've seen James in that dress before. James also happens to be a cross dresser" said Max.
"I'm not a cross dresser!" yelled James who ran up to them when he heard that sentence.
Everyone stared at him, "Riiiight…" said Max.
"If your not a cross dresser then why are you dressed like that?" asked Zoro.
"I'm not." said James.
"You wearing that outfit doesn't exactly help your side of the argument." said Sanji.
"If I was less mature I might do the impression…" said Max.
"Shut up! Or I'll… I'll" said James trying to come up with something.
"Punish us in the name of the Moon?" said Max adjusting his glasses.
James finally couldn't take it any more, he walked away… pretending nothing happened.
"That was weird." said Zoro.
"No kidding." replied Max.
Meanwhile with yellow team they just got out of yet another hole set up by Meowth and Wobbufet.
"If I fall into yet another one of these holes I'm going to scream!" yelled Nami.
"Take it easy Nami!" said Usopp.
They stopped for a second.
"So you hear something?" asked Nami.
The heard the sound of someone digging. All three headed towards the sound. It was Meowth and Wobbufet.
"I can't wait to the faces of the twerps when they fall into hole after hole!" said Meowth.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (Translation: Me too!)
Nami heard this and silently went over to them while both of their back was turned. Wobbufet managed to turn around.
"Wobbu… fet…" said Wobbufet (Translation: Scary… red head)
"What do you mean Jessie?" said Meowth thinking it's a joke.
"No he means me!" said Nami.
Meowth turned around and saw Nami looming over them. She took out her Climatic and batted them away. Resulting in Meowth and Wobbufet blasting off again.
"I'm blasting off alone!" cried Meowth.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (Translation: Hey what about me?)
Both Brock and Usopp saw this, Usopp was a little scared while Brock was in a love-filled daze.
"She's so amazing!" said Brock.
Meanwhile with red team the battle began.
"Seviper use Poison tail on the twerp's Beautifly, Dustox use Psybeam on her Combusken!" said Jessie.
"Both doge! Beautifly use Gust on Dustox! Combusken use Sky Upper Cut on Seviper!" said May.
Both of May's Pokemon successfully dodged, while Jessie's took the attack hard. Dustox was unable to battle right away while with Seviper it could still fight.
"Return Dustox!" said an annoyed Jessie, "You still haven't won yet!"
She took out a bomb, and tossed it to May Pokemon… however a row of hands sprouted from the ground, caught it and tossed into the air where it exploded safely.
"I believe that's cheating." said Robin.
Jessie was frustrated, she returned Seviper, and began to walk away. She turned around fro a second then pulled her eye lid down and stuck out her tongue then ran like the wind.
"What's her problem?" said Chopper.
"I don't know." said May leaving out the fact that she has a bizarre rivalry with her, mostly stemming from their Beautifly and Dustox. She turned around and said "Thanks, Robin for helping me."
"It was no problem." said Robin.
Meanwhile blue team was still lost…
"Maybe we should head south…" said Ash.
"I think that's where it's warmer." said Luffy.
"Pikachu…" said Pikachu (Translation: Riiiight)
With Jessie and James they happened to meet up somewhere in the forest. James was still dressed like Sailor Mercury.
"Did they figure it out?" asked Jessie.
"What do you think?" asked James.
"Was it the impression or a Sailor Moon joke?" asked Jessie.
James sighs, "Sailor Moon joke, the littlest twerp is apparently too mature to do it." sighed James.
"Well that impression is a little immature… but very funny" said Jessie trying not to laugh.
"Oh what happened with you." said James.
"The Twerpete beat me! What else!" said Jessie.
Suddenly Meowth and Wobbufet came crashing down on them. They were sent rolling for a few feet when they got up Jessie began to yell at them.
"What's the big idea?" yelled Jessie.
"W…well… you se the map Twerpete sent us flying!" said Meowth.
"That's not a not a good excuse!" yelled Jessie.
"Hey look!" said James pointing at something but also changing the subject…
It was the Celebi stature, the one that contains the orb.
"All right!" said Jessie complete forgetting about Meowth.
She ran up to the stature and touched it. A bright brown light appeared. It made a pillar in the sky.
With blue team.
"Looks like someone found the orb!" said Luffy.
"Let's go see who it is!" said Ash.
All three headed towards the light.
With red team they saw it too.
"Looks like someone found the orb…" said Robin.
"Let's go see!" said May.
With green team.
"Good someone found the orb." said Max.
"Should we go see who found it?" said Sanji.
And with yellow team.
"All right someone found the orb!" said Usopp.
"Let's go see who found it." said Nami.
Back with Team Rocket the light died down and Jessie had the orb in her hand.
"All right we got the orb!" said Jessie.
Blue team was the first to arrive and saw who found it.
"Team Rocket!" said Ash.
"That's right, Prepare for troble because we found the first orb!"
"And make it double… why am I still in women's clothes?"
"To protect the world form deviation"
"To unite all peoples within our nation"
"You denounce the evils of Truth and Love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket! Blasting off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth! That's right!"
"Wobbufet!"
"Chime chime!"
When the motto was over James managed to take off the Sailor Mercury dress, in hopes that Ash won't do the impression.
"Give the orb now!" said Ash.
"Um… no!" said Meowth.
Team Rocket began to run.
"I'll get the orb! Gum Gum!" said Luffy.
"Take this smoke bomb!" said Jessie.
Jessie unleashed a smoke bomb Luffy, Ash and Pikachu couldn't see and they were also busy coughing. Jessie also managed to drop a regular bomb resulting in them blasting off.
"Well at least we still have the orb!" said Jessie holding out the orb.
"So we finally won!" said Meowth.
"Then why are we blasting off?" said James.
"Maybe the author just wanted us too!" said Jessie.
"Well any ways…" said James.
"Team Rocket's blasting off with a win!" said the trio.
"Wobbufet!" said Wobbufet (translation: That's right)
Back the stature the smoke finally cleared.
"That got away…" said Luffy.
The other three groups showed up.
"Ash! Luffy!" said May.
"So you got the orb?" said Nami.
"No…" said Ash adjusting his hat so you couldn't see his eyes "Team Rocket got it…"
Everyone was surprised by this, not knowing how they could get it from them…
Next Time: Ash can't stop thinking about losing the second orb. However he has to stop because a great evil has come from the Pokemon World and he and the others as well as the Straw hats must stop it before it wreaks destruction. Wait replace "great evil" with "minor annoyance" and "reeks destruction" with "Putting people to sleep and drawing on their faces"
A/N: Okay there were a few reverences to Pokemon Angels in this chapter, noticeably James dressing up like Sailor Mercury (yes he really did dress up like Sailor Mercury in Vol 2 of the saga.) and the "impression" which was created by Peter, a character from said fanfic, it consists of someone saying in a really high voice "My name is James, I wear women's clothing" or something like, usually with hands placed over chest in a bra like manner. Also I think I'm going to bring out a One Piece villain in the second half, after the 4th orb is retrieved.