Interrogation Subject 1: Samus Aran
Samus made her way inside the dark interrogation room.
As the lights clicked on, she watched me carefully.
"Let me introduce myself," I began. "I am Private Falco. First class, detective."
"Aren't you a little too young to be a detective?" Samus asked seductively. "You look around my age."
"I am the one asking the questions here." I replied sharply. "So Samus, what can you tell me about Zelda?"
She was quiet for a moment.
"Zelda is a two faced whore." She replied angrily. " To Peach and Kirby she's this super sweet friend. She's a total bitch toward me and she accuses me of everything that's happened. Like, she also obsesses over the weirdest things and she likes to be sarcastic a lot which can She nudged her head down toward her overblown chest.
"Do you think Zelda Mudrost is responsible for these murders?" I replied ignoring her stupidity.
"Probably, she's really crazy, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one sending everyone those stupid notes herself."
"What do you know about Ike?"
"He was Zelda's brother, he was also one of the first ones to die. It's clear Zelda was responsible because she hated her brother to death."
"Her ex boyfriend, Link Muzhestvo along with his little brother Tink were killed as well. Do you think she killed them as well?"
"Ever since Zelda found out Link perfered me over her, she's had this whole attitude problem. As if it were my fault that she looks like a trashy slut, unlike me."
"Right…" I replied with sarcasm.
"As for Tink," She continued. "I think she killed him to cover up something she did to him. She probably molested him or something because she spend too much time alone with that boy..."
Interrogation Subject 2: Jennifer Kirby
"Who do you think should be held responsible, Jennifer?" I asked the chubby girl with flashing blue eyes.
"Please, don't call me that…" The girl protested.
"Why?"
"Well…I really don't like my name, that's all."
"Alright then, Kirby. Tell me who you hold respon…"
"Samus." Kirby replied quickly.
"Why would you say Samus?" I wanted to know.
"Well, oviously, she was new to school. Since she came here, she's been very watchful and things have been occurring since she got here. And she's always leaving when we talk about the murders and stuff. 'I have work' she says."
"Do you think she has a real job or was that just an excuse?"
"Excuse."
"How would you know that?"
"Well..." Kirby thought for a moment. "I don't know really but I'm assuming she is."
"Who do you think killed Sonic Yurtusloe and Jiggly Puff the night of the 31st of October?"
"Samus."
"Why?"
"Captain Falcon mentioned that according to police investigation, the culprit wore white. Samus was wearing a nurse costume that night,"
"I see. I would also only assume she killed Jiggly Puff for rivalry reasons, but in this case, why would she kill Pit Icarus and Yoshi Shastye?"
Kirby's eyes teary. "Since the beginning I've felt that…Samus has always hated me the most. I don't know why; I've never done any harm to her. Every time I came so close to opening up to a guy, she ends up spoiling my opportunity and kills them." She begins to sob. "I'll never have a boyfriend!"
…
I walked into the office of my assistant, Fox McCloud.
"How's it going?" He asked me. "Find out who did it, yet?"
"I've had the information stored a long time ago." I took a tape that lay over Fox's desk. "I just wanted to see what they thought of each other through the interrogation process. I'm going to spill the news to them right now."
I entered the jail cell where the four girls sat, inside sat a tiny black and white television.
"Good morning." I said. "Are you girls ready?"
They didn't reply.
I inserted the tape into the television's compartment and let them witness the truth themselves.
As the first scene in the video plays, a black BMW pulls over to the parking next to a fancy restaurant. The door to the car opens as Zelda walks inside the restaurant. The next scene takes place inside the restaurant, clearly displaying that Zelda shot Luigi.
The second scene begins to play, it's a school camera showing Samus placing a homemade bomb inside Ike's car engine.
Third scene takes place at the park were Zelda drags a knife within Pit Icarus' chest.
The fourth scene is a hidden camera at Whispy woods, displaying Samus in her robot suit assasinating Tink and Yoshi in the forest.
The fifth scene is composed of a highway camera, it displayed Samus with a pistol in hand as she aims at Link and Wario.
The fifth scene displayed in the neighborhood shows Zelda taking a pistol and shooting Marth.
The video slowly comes to an end.
Peach looks at Zelda. "You killed Marth?" She asked with tears in her eyes.
"No!" Zelda started. "I didn't…"
"Not exactly." I said raising my hand in the air. "Things are not what they seem. Peach you told me Tink Muzhestvo had said Samus Aran had sexually abused him in the past during baby sitting, right?"
"What?" Samus cried out in surprise. "I've never sexually abused him!"
"Again…" I repeated. "Things are not what they seem." I dropped clothing in front of the girl's feet."Aparantely, one of you likes to play dress up with your friends' clothing."
The four girls gasped as they looked through the clothes.
"One of you has been dressing either as Zelda or Samus to unsuspectantly kill people and or do other things, such as child abuse, kidnap, etc."
"Zelda, I swear I may have f—ked your ex. But I never touched his brother, that's so disgusting!" Samus started.
They all stared at each other.
"Not going to confess, huh?" I asked aloud.
"Well, then, you forgot to see the last part of the video. During one of the murders, the killer decided to ditch the Zelda/Samus get up and just wear a white Angel costume."
I turned on the TV.
The final scene was a camera behind the haunted mansion, it showed Kirby who wore an angel costume clearly. Kirby smacked Sonic and Jiggly on the head with bricks and rapidily lead their bodies away.-
"You?" Peach asked aloud.
"I can't believe it…" Zelda replied.
Samus was just quiet.
"There you have it. Kirby obsesses over killing you because she is insecure and jelous of all of you. Turns out, she started imitating you so that you could either die or go to jail, case closed. Samus Aran, Zelda Mudrost, and Peach Toadstool, you have been proven innocent and therefore are dismissed."
I followed Peach, Zelda, and Samus as they slowly walked outside the cell, leaving Kirby inside all on her own.
"I always thought she was just really quiet." Zelda muttered, as she, Peach, Samus watched Kirby inside the locked room.
Kirby was not acting like her usual self.
She became very vicious since her stay at this jail.
She began jumping around like she was possessed by a demon, shaking violently on the floor as if with epilepsy as her eyes grew wild.
Jennifer Kirby began biting viciously at her arm, until a giant piece of flesh came undone from her arm.
The girls and I watched in horror as Kirby chewed on her own flesh with satisfaction.
The girls gasped as Kirby began composing a message on the wall with her blood, the message read 'I'll be baaaack.'
So now that the truth is out and told, was it all like you expected it would be?
Did you ever find yourself thinking that it was possible that Jennifer Kirby could be the murderer who used her friends as targets?
If you did, pat your self on the back.
If you didn't you still should pat yourself on the back.
Because reading a whole story and traveling to Jetta Land isn't easy.
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Just so you know, one more chapter to go!
Yeah, can you believe it!
Wow it felt like such a fast experiece, but it has to end sometime.
Pending questions you may have for me are...
"Hey Jetta, How long will the psychopath Jennifer Kirby be in jail?"
and
"What will become of Peach and Zelda?"
and more importantly...
"Who will die in the next chapter?"
Find out the answers to these questions and other questions in Chapter 18 aka the Last Chapter: 20 Years Later!
Put on your space helment reader, we're heading to the future in a days worth!
Thanks so much for sticking around, I greatly appriciate it!
Stay Awesome!